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It's accountability time for the Mamparas.

Started by Beeno15 REPLIES39 VIEWS· 13 Sept 2026, 07:44
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Beeno1Captain40,377 posts
13 Sept 2026, 07:44
#1
13 Sept 2026, 07:44#1

The chief mampara who wins this title hands down and has earned over a long period - ever since the time he started slagging off Rassie when Rassie was player coach of the Cheetahs is of course the very DUD Mozzie followed by Mamparas Plonker Pakster and Daft Deus.
I have not yet watched the match but will do so today. I did look at a number of You Tubers including a number of kiwi You Tubers who universally admitted the Boks were the better side.
Boks who got big plaudits were Eben and Hanekom. In the back it was Morne van den Berg, Allende and Arendse.
Of course all the other Books played well.
So now we have a Bok side in probably the most successful period in Bok history. When I say this recall how often Rassie has be smeared and undermined by these three halfwits.
Dear Daft Deus crusade again Allende who he called a physically weak center after our second world cup win. This was of course utter nonsense on a par with all DUD Mozzie's drivel echoed of course by Plonker Pakster.
Sane posters like myself who have fully supported Rassie, Allende and Du Toit have been completely and utterly vindicated. These three rodents have mad their names mud. Bwahahahahaha.
Their wise assessments, all their fault finding, all their we know better drivel stands today in ruins.
It's time for an abject apology Mamparas. No if and buts please. It's long overdue.
Bye the way guess who predicted a 15 point win. Yes yours truly. I think Plumpster went for a 14 point win so well done to him.
It's quite clear that Rassie outsmarted Renee. Congrats to this GREATEST OF ALL BOK Coaches and the best coach in world rugby. The record speaks for itself Mamparas.
I understand tbe Boks played some good running rugby as the have done repeatedly this year. The oaks whining about the Argentina match and who said the Boks couldn't attack via the backs are left red faced by the facts. Hahahahaha.
It's tough being a faux Bok supporter all these years and getting proven wrong again and again. But of course they never learn.
It's hard to admit to such monumental blunders. Embarrassing to be unmasked etc
It would be nice to turn over a new leaf cut out the anti Rassie/Bok BS but how likely is that. DUD Mozxie's take on the matter was better than usual so who knows, it's a remote chance but not impossible.

bobbok
Captain10,600 posts
bobbok13 Sept 2026, 05:54

Getoutofhere ... how.tf. can anyone take you serious when you haven't even watched the game ?

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Beeno113 Sept 2026, 06:04

@bobbok Blobbrain ya half wit my posts explains the long history of bias by the three Mamparas. Their nonsense doesn't start with the 4th test oak.
Sorry if you feel excluded. Be more productive by making more daft posts than you do and I will include you in the elite Mamparas group. Hahahahahaha.

Deus Ex Lemur
Deus Ex LemurPro2,468 posts
13 Sept 2026, 19:14
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13 Sept 2026, 19:14#2

@Beeno1 I must confess, this is magnificent even by your standards.

You've established an accountability tribunal, handed down the verdict, demanded abject apologies from the condemned, proclaimed Rassie's tactical masterclass and declared several individual performances vindicated — before actually watching the game.

High Priest Beeno has apparently progressed beyond the requirement for earthly evidence altogether. 😂

The slight difficulty for your prosecution is that I predicted a Bok victory. I said beforehand that if they reproduced the aggression and physical authority of the first half of the opening Test, they could steamroll this All Black side. My reservations concerned the vulnerabilities within the team and whether they could sustain that level without creating problems for themselves.

They won by considerably more than I predicted, and full credit to them for doing so. Where the performance warrants praise, I'll happily give it. But a large winning margin doesn't magically settle every argument concerning individual players, selection or the shortcomings that were evident during the series.

Indeed, I think I'll exercise my right to remain unrepentant until the learned chairman of the Accountability Committee has at least watched the evidence.

Do come back after the match, Father Beeno. We can begin the inquisition properly then.

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Beeno1Captain40,377 posts
13 Sept 2026, 21:27
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13 Sept 2026, 21:27#3

Deus you are not only the most biased nutjob on the board but also not the sharpest pencil in the box. My case is built upon years of drivel posted by our resident mamparas the worst of whom are the very DUD Mozzie , secondly yourself Daft Deus and thirdly the Plodding Plonker Pakster,
I have watched the match and Rassie was the clear winner, Du Toit had a fine stint and scored a great powerful try and Allende was superb. So zero chages from my side.
Best sit down quietly and consider how you could avoid making a complete mampara of yourself in the future. Bwahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

Deus Ex Lemur
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Deus Ex Lemur13 Sept 2026, 19:49

@Beeno1 Ah, excellent. The High Priest has now watched the match, so the Accountability Tribunal may finally proceed with evidence in the room.

There is, however, a small problem with the prosecution's case.

You appear to believe that a Bok victory retrospectively validates every opinion you have ever held about Rassie, Du Toit and De Allende. Du Toit scored a "powerful" try, therefore every criticism of Du Toit collapses. De Allende had an average game, therefore years of criticism of De Allende are erased. Rassie won the series, therefore every selection, tactical decision and criticism of his coaching over the years has somehow been adjudicated in his favour.

That's not accountability, Beeno. That's starting with a conclusion and then awarding yourself points whenever something happens that can be made to fit it.

I've criticised specific weaknesses, selections and performances. If you want to overturn those arguments, you'll have to address them rather than simply point at the scoreboard and shout “Bwahahaha.”

And here's the really unfortunate part: I predicted the Boks to win. I said that if they reproduced the aggression and physical authority they showed earlier in the series, they could steamroll this All Black side. They exceeded my predicted margin, and they deserve full credit for doing so.

So your grand accountability thread appears to consist of demanding that I apologise because the team I predicted would win... won.

The cream pie appears to have taken an unfortunate turn in flight, Father Beeno. 😂

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