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Japan 2019

Started by Xavi5 REPLIES672 VIEWS· 18 Sept 2019, 18:03
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XA
XaviPro1,924 posts
18 Sept 2019, 18:03
#1
18 Sept 2019, 18:03#1

No pressure then !!!

RE
redsmanPro1,710 posts
20 Sept 2019, 01:50
#2
20 Sept 2019, 01:50#2

Great advertising... !

About 5,000,000,000 x better than lamo Fox Rugby ad which i have seen too many times...

sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,248 posts
20 Sept 2019, 02:23
#3
20 Sept 2019, 02:23#3
The Poms have got their media engine into force
MO
moolaaPro2,380 posts
20 Sept 2019, 05:27
#4
20 Sept 2019, 05:27#4
Poms will need a teensy bit more than armour. Like being able to catch the ball.....
MO
MoonroverPro1,973 posts
20 Sept 2019, 08:08
#5
20 Sept 2019, 08:08#5

The Japs could have chosen a stronger team to play in their opening game.
These poor Russians are being led like lambs to the slaughter,hope the rugby is good.

XA
XaviPro1,924 posts
20 Sept 2019, 18:10
#6
20 Sept 2019, 18:10#6

The Rugby World Cup - A Guide for football fans.


During the Matches you will see some disturbing sights. Players are going to get Hit. They are going to get Hit Extremely hard, and they are going to get up again without complaining, and without rolling around in agony. This is normal in Rugby, and is called Manning the Fuck Up. You will also notice that the Players will not surround the Referee and call him A Wanker. They will also not call the Touch Judge A Blind Wanker. Finally, the Crowd wil not sing 'The Referees A Wanker'. I know its Odd, but we kind of like it that way.


The Rules (otherwise known as LAWS):


This obviously is A tricky one. Four Years ago the Call of choice from Footie Fans was 'Over the Top Ref'. You were never right then, and chances are you wont be now. Far better to go with 'In at the Side'. Since neither the Players, the Ref or the Crowd ever get this right, there is every chance you may pull this one off. Just don't shout it during A Scrum or A Lineout as you will look A Complete Dick. Forget Offside, this is A Random Concept carried around in each Referees Head. Even we don't know what he's given it for. Finally, don't bother shouting 'Not Straight' at A Scrum. No International Scrum has been fed straight since 1987, and that was an Accident


Rules of watching rugby:


Watching in the Pub. This will be equally strange for You. Supporters of both Teams will be present and wearing their 'Colours'. They are not going to attempt to Kill or Maim each other, And they will not abuse each other with Foul Language. The Atmosphere will be pleasant (unless too many of you arseholes turn up....) It will most definitely NOT be A wise move for you to 'Offer someone out'. In the unlikely event that someone from A Rugby Club 'Offers you out', The wisest course of action will be to leave via the Toilet Window.


I hope you find this useful, and please try not to be too much of A pain in the Arse. Enjoy!!

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