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Joe Marler

Started by Mozart72 REPLIES2,878 VIEWS· 09 Mar 2020, 03:28
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
09 Mar 2020, 03:28
#1
09 Mar 2020, 03:28#1

I have read there are calls for a ban after his goon grab...up to 4 years. Have we gone nuts? This was a joke and Lose Jones has blown it into a huge incident. He is a victim.


Now it wasn’t particularly smart and there probably has to be some kind of sanction. But Lose Jones would look a bigger man if he wasn’t pushing for punishment.


Why is it that sportsmen these days want to play against 14 men. Want to see their opponents punished....want something other than an even contest.


MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
09 Mar 2020, 03:49
#2
09 Mar 2020, 03:49#2

This from Piers Morgan:

The Marler incident has become something of a cause célèbre, with ITV Good Morning anchor Piers Morgan weighing in on the issue.

"There are now two types of people in the world – those who laughed at this Joe Marler incident, and those who think he should be arrested. I'm in the first category. Those in the second are f***ing exhausting

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
09 Mar 2020, 09:08
#3
09 Mar 2020, 09:08#3
Not really surprised that an effeminate little fop like Moffie and a prize dickhead like Piers Morgan are condoning testicle-grabbing on the rugby field and calling it a big joke, but I would guess it's a lot less funny if you're on the receiving end of such unsportsmanlike and crude behaviour.
Also, just close your eyes and imagine the outrage and indignation if the boot was on the other foot and it was an English player who'd had his balls grabbed! 
No-one is talking about arresting Marler, just let the citing commission do their job, that's all. I'm hoping he gets 12 weeks.
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bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
09 Mar 2020, 09:42
#4
09 Mar 2020, 09:42#4

Marler's a nut-job .......lol. Gareth Thomas saying he wouldn't have retired if that happened when he played.

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
09 Mar 2020, 09:53
#5
09 Mar 2020, 09:53#5


CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
09 Mar 2020, 12:14
#6
09 Mar 2020, 12:14#6

Pakie

Seker nie balle - sekerlik ballas.  L MAO

PA
PakieCaptain17,321 posts
09 Mar 2020, 13:03
#7
09 Mar 2020, 13:03#7

Ek probeer maar ordentlik wees, Mike

sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
09 Mar 2020, 13:40
#8
09 Mar 2020, 13:40#8
If they amputate Marler's hand, that should be sufficient punishment. 
SH
ShezzaPro2,471 posts
09 Mar 2020, 16:11
#9
09 Mar 2020, 16:11#9
What did the Samoan who felt Adriaa n Strauss up get?
AJ
AJHPro3,183 posts
09 Mar 2020, 17:38
#10
09 Mar 2020, 17:38#10

A HANDFULL.

AJ
AJHPro3,183 posts
09 Mar 2020, 17:58
#11
09 Mar 2020, 17:58#11

Marler is a clown.

Watched the game and the players in the tunnel prior to taking the field and he was clearly searching for camera time and chewing gum like a dork that he is.

This guy is crying out to be recognized both on and off the field.

Which "grown secure individual" representing his country would take to the field with such a hairstyle.

OK, I know Jantjies.

But I qualified my posting by stating "grown secure individual" so Jantjies is automatically ruled out.

I for one believe that his action goes beyond sportsmanship and is to be addressed firmly.  

KI
kingcornPro3,695 posts
09 Mar 2020, 18:11
#12
09 Mar 2020, 18:11#12

Probably grab the wrong welshmen by the nuts, if it was that retired back of theirs then it would have played out a whole different way. Or, maybe the welsh player really like it an now has some confused feelings

I can't be the only gay in the welsh rugby team


KI
kingcornPro3,695 posts
09 Mar 2020, 18:13
#13
09 Mar 2020, 18:13#13

On a side, note, one of the guys I use to play with use to stick his finger up the opposing team ball carriers bum during mauls, they alway drop the ball or knocked it on. 

It was a great way to spoil the maul, but wouldn't want to be the guy doing though, that takes special mental strength to carry that sh1t out 

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
09 Mar 2020, 19:03
#14
09 Mar 2020, 19:03#14
‘A lot less funny if you are on the receiving end’.....did Lose Jones fall down in agony, like a cricketer does when he wears one. Nope he was shocked and nothing more.
All the red faced indignation is pathetic.

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SebPro2,680 posts
09 Mar 2020, 19:18
#15
09 Mar 2020, 19:18#15

A low life that appeals to the common worker class " humour", all credit to the Welsh captain not to wack him out...it might appeal to the twisted low life mentally that has crept in to rugby in England , I wonder what Bakkies or Gorgodze would have done. Rugby used to be a tough game played by real decent men , not perverts with base humour.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
09 Mar 2020, 20:01
#17
09 Mar 2020, 20:01#17

Moffie still arguing vigorously for the right to grab opposing rugby players by the genitals . . . while all the real rugby men among us shake their heads in disgust.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
09 Mar 2020, 20:15
#18
09 Mar 2020, 20:15#18
Good news, the dick-grabbing yobbo has been cited. Moffie will be mortified!
LMAO!
Hope he gets a le ngthy ban. There's no place for this kind of low-class behaviour on the rugby field . . . as most people know.

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
09 Mar 2020, 20:44
#19
09 Mar 2020, 20:44#19

Of course he was cited you moron....only a fool like you would react as if that ever was in doubt. This is a storm in tea cup..... LMAOFY!

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
09 Mar 2020, 20:57
#20
09 Mar 2020, 20:57#20

LMAO!

All we're still waiting for is for Moffie to tell us how back in his day when he used to grab players by the cock everyone used to laugh and tell him what a jolly funny chap he was.

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
09 Mar 2020, 21:53
#21
09 Mar 2020, 21:53#21
Well Peeper my guess is you are so incensed because if it was done to you.....your deepest, darkest insecurity would be revealed. LMAOFY!
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
09 Mar 2020, 21:54
#22
09 Mar 2020, 21:54#22
Other than Gareth Thomas, it must be embarrassing for most people to have been a victim in this situation. 
Imagine someone grabbed your balls on live TV in front of millions of people. You would feel violated, and embarrassed. 
This is actually a crime, indecent sexual assault. If you walked up to a women on the street and grabbed her crotch as a joke, you could end up in jail.
It is an embarrassment to the sport of rugby, and to England as a sporting country. 
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bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
09 Mar 2020, 21:58
#23
09 Mar 2020, 21:58#23

Well the ban's a minimum of 12 weeks ....... maximum 208 weeks

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
09 Mar 2020, 22:50
#24
09 Mar 2020, 22:50#24

If Marler wanted to sexually assault Lose Jones he wouldn’t have done this in front f the TV cameras.  It was a clumsy joke. But perhaps he had  the ‘flue’.....waaaaaahahahaha!

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bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
09 Mar 2020, 23:09
#25
09 Mar 2020, 23:09#25

Compared to Vinnie Jones's ballcrusher or Trompie's pussy -grabs ("cos I'm rich & famous') ole Joe's action seemed more of a caress, which unfortunately for him leads to accusations of blatant sexual assault. He might need to join Weinstein & Cosby.

1204 × 1500
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
09 Mar 2020, 23:13
#26
09 Mar 2020, 23:13#26
That is sexual assault. He did not consent, so it is not a joke.  It is only you and Marler who think this is acceptable. I am yet to read anyone else who believes this is acceptable.  Oh, and maybe Trump as well. Oh, and Gareth Thomas believes it is a practise that should be encouraged. 


SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
09 Mar 2020, 23:27
#27
09 Mar 2020, 23:27#27
Marler is a card I like the guy, his response to that homophobic twat Folau was priceless He was brilliant on the Johnathan Ross show Am with Morgan on this - it was a joke I like Morgan, can be over the top but says it as it is - I listen to him most mornings on Breakfast telly He hates vegans
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
10 Mar 2020, 00:18
#28
10 Mar 2020, 00:18#28

Well there you are Shark.....Dave thinks it was a harmless joke, as do I. Laugh a little, life is a bastard and then you die.

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
10 Mar 2020, 00:29
#29
10 Mar 2020, 00:29#29
Sexual assault bwhaahaaaa Sharktwat we know you have the personality of a dead fish - get a fucking grip, it was a joke
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ShezzaPro2,471 posts
10 Mar 2020, 01:05
#30
10 Mar 2020, 01:05#30
Dave liking Pier s Morgan, explains a lot. 
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
10 Mar 2020, 01:09
#31
10 Mar 2020, 01:09#31
Shezza me not liking you explains even more - fuck off
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
10 Mar 2020, 01:17
#32
10 Mar 2020, 01:17#32
Some of the Afrikaans schools used to do this type of stuff. One punch to the throat in retaliation is usually enough to sort this stuff out. 
I don't think it is enough for a serious ban, but a few weeks should be sufficient. It is an embarrassment- and then the Welsh commentator said that he would never have retired if this was allowed in his day. What is next, Gareth Thomas grabbing Folau? 
If someone did this to you in a night club and said it was a joke, it is questionable. 
SH
ShezzaPro2,471 posts
10 Mar 2020, 01:47
#33
10 Mar 2020, 01:47#33
Calm it Scrappy Doo, do you want to organise some fisticuffs with me too? 
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bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
10 Mar 2020, 02:19
#34
10 Mar 2020, 02:19#34

What if you do something similar when playing mixed doubles tennis

sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
10 Mar 2020, 02:39
#35
10 Mar 2020, 02:39#35
By the way, Fat Dave never showed up at the Slug and Lettuce last Friday...
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
10 Mar 2020, 02:49
#36
10 Mar 2020, 02:49#36
Sharktwat did you message me on here that you were at the Slug like you said you would you fucking little chickenshit I knew you were all mouth when you declined the invitation on the Monday evening telling us you were too busy working. You pathetic little coward
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
10 Mar 2020, 03:26
#37
10 Mar 2020, 03:26#37
This is the third recorded time on this board where you have challenged someone to a fight, only to back out and not pitch up...
I go to the Slug and Lettuce in Wimbledon on most Friday nights. Where were you, I checked my phone and you clearly were not at the venue. 
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
10 Mar 2020, 03:45
#38
10 Mar 2020, 03:45#38

A pub fight in Wimbledon? When last did you have a fight SB? Describe it for us....

sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
10 Mar 2020, 03:53
#39
10 Mar 2020, 03:53#39

@Mozart,

Fat Dave is no match for my power. It would have just been me slapping him around, not a real fight as such... . 

Last fight I had, I did not remember it very well. I could be mistaken, but I think the bouncer might have punched me. Woke up with some bruises and a major hangover.  

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
10 Mar 2020, 04:31
#40
10 Mar 2020, 04:31#40

Funny stuff....it doesn’t sound very heroic, but at least it’s honest.

My last fight was on the SAS Good Hope....now a reef in  False Bay. There was a risk of falling overboard in the Atlantic near the Kunene River, so we both had the sense to fall down  and fight it out on the deck. Fortunately an NCO came along before anybody got hurt.

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