You've got to laugh. This tour was supposed to be vindication of José and Crutch, as well as some of the mythical creatures that inhabit Bok rugby, but an unexpected figure who often lurks in the minds of the plastics came into full view: Morné Steyn. A couple of days before the test, Herr Unteromlett stated in no uncertain terms that Morné was the biggest loser in world rugby. In the aftermath of it all, José and Crutch have been exposed and the saviour was our 37 year old veteran who won the second Lion's tour of his career with his cool composure. How this must sting. Already the Lügnerin Times is hard at work spinning a narrative to conceal this horrible tragedy. Here are the plain facts:
- Under 21 World Cup Champion
- Super Rugby Champion (x3)
- Currie Cup Champion (x2)
- Top 14 Champion
- Lions Tour Champion (x2)
- European Challenge Cup Champion


