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Katie's reason for divorcing Tom Cruise

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hakwaPro4,146 posts
03 Jul 2012, 13:36
#1
03 Jul 2012, 13:36#1

 it was because of me! :-)) You just had to open this hahahaha!

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
03 Jul 2012, 13:38
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03 Jul 2012, 13:38#2

Hahaha - maybe one of the partners was not good enough in bed!!!!!

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EkPro1,464 posts
03 Jul 2012, 13:40
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03 Jul 2012, 13:40#3

 This is the best thread on the Forum. Let us please see how long we can keep it going :)

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
03 Jul 2012, 14:15
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03 Jul 2012, 14:15#4

Here is some of the dope:

 

The final straw in Katie Holmes' decision to file for divorce was that she was convinced Tom Cruise was going to send 6-year-old Suri away to a hardcore Scientology organization known as Sea Organization ... sources connected with Katie tell TMZ.

Sea Org, as it is known, is where the highest levels of Scientology are taught -- and according to the Church website, it is composed of adults and minors who have committed their lives to the volunteer service of their religion. Our sources say Tom is a big fan.

Our sources say Katie and Tom had been arguing over Suri's indoctrination into Scientology -- and we're told the Sea Org was the flashpoint.

The Sea Org has been often compared to a boot camp and several ex-Scientologists (including Oscar winner Paul Haggis) have been outspoken against its military-like conditions. The Freewinds, the massive Scientology boat that was the location of Cruise's infamous birthday party in 2004, is entirely staffed by Sea Org members. According to the official Scientology website, members of Sea Org sign "a one-billion-year pledge to symbolize their eternal commitment to the religion and it is still signed by all members today."

Katie herself has first-hand knowledge of the Sea Org. When Holmes and Cruise first hooked up in 2005, Jessica Feshbach, a prominent Scientologist who had been with the Sea Org since 1994, was transferred and became Katie's assistant/Scientology chaperone. Feshbach, in one of Katie's first interviews after getting together with Cruise, was described by a writer for W magazine as "cold-eyed" and "a third-wheel." 

In the end ... we're told Katie felt the only way to save Suri from being shipped off to Sea Org was to file for divorce and seek sole legal custody.  

Katie Holmes believes Scientology now views her as a threat to the organization and has put a team on her tail ... sources close to the actress tell TMZ.

We're told Katie believes in recent weeks -- as the discord between her and Tom Cruise grew -- Scientology has been following her moves, especially in New York City.

This does not appear to be the mind of a paranoid person. People who have photographed Katie multiple times tell TMZ there have been several "mysterious" men and vehicles around Katie's apartment and following her when she's out.

Specifically ... a white Cadillac Escalade and black Mercedes SUV (see above) have been seen near Katie's NYC apartment for the past week.

FYI -- there is a publication that has put a tail on Katie, but the people doing that are separate from the people Katie believes have been dispatched from Scientology.

It is unclear if the two vehicles that have been constantly spotted near Holmes' pad are from Scientology or from the publication.

If Katie is able to keep the divorce in New York -- where courts generally like to award sole legal custody to one parent or the other when there is conflict -- proof that she's being tailed could help her case.

We put in a call to Scientology ... so far, no word back

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
03 Jul 2012, 14:27
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03 Jul 2012, 14:27#5

Some comments of observers:

· HaHa, it was only a matter of time.

Report · 2. Just Wondering Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 1:56 PM Don't worry Tom. All of your friends are firmly behind you * every inch of the way! Report · 3. whogivesashit Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 2:03 PM Big Surprise... like anybody ever thought they would stay together forever. Report · 4. Justice Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 2:03 PM Nicole has got to be laughing her butt off. I'm sure she'd like to ask him how it feels to be blindsided. I'm enjoying this immensely. Report · 5. Kell Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 2:05 PM I want to feel sorry for him so bad, but just can't. Report · 6. bourbs Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 2:07 PM Geeez, give the guy a break already!! Most everyone are like sharks out for blood! The guy may have acted goofy in the past, but he's made something of himself. He's losing his wife and young daughter. All this nastiness is truly sickening. For heaven's sake, leave the guy alone already!! Report · 7. Just Saying Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 2:07 PM Good for you Katie! Take your little girl and run as fast and as hard as you can away from psychoville. Report · 8. jpthought Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 2:21 PM GOOD JOB KATIE! WE LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU! IF THE SCIENTOLOGIST WANT TO TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER AWAY AND BRAINWASH HER, WE WILL MOBILIZE THE OCCUPY MOVEMENT HERE IN LA AGAINST THEM RIGHT ON SUNSET BLVD. AND L. RON HUBBARD WAY! LA HAS GOT YOUR BACK GURL! Report · 9. Lola Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 2:26 PM #6 what is interesting is that Tom never considered the emotions of his wives when he cheated on them. It would appear that he survives by jumping like a flea from woman to woman, so yes having to deal with the full brunt of a break up with out the balancing of hormones from "being in love" with someone else would be quite a shock to his system. I think the public isn't worried about his emotions because he has demonstrated such disregard for all the women he has dated. No one wants to be used. Maybe this time he should take time to handle his emotions and develop him self, which even scientology recognizes as important, before jumping into another high profile romance. Report · 10. Mike Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 2:35 PM Tom isn't contentious? What about the over-the-top embarrassment with Matt Laurer a few years ago over Brooks Shields? OVER NOTHING! Just someone not having the same viewpoint as him and his cult. Report · 11. Sue Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 2:39 PM He has Wasser on speed dial for divorces.....................All three women were 33 when the splits happened..................I just hope Suri comes out of this alright. Report · 12. Tom Cruisazy Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 2:47 PM Good move Katie, you are saving your daughter from a really evil brainwashing cult that would have controlled her entire life. Scientology has always been a con for money but it is very effective at brainewashing. Hubbard studied Russian brainwashing techniques in the 50's and was really good at incorporating them into his fake religion Report · 13. MoKnowsAll Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 2:50 PM Katie.....You in DANGER Girl.....RUN RUN RUN! I hope all the best for her, and hope she does get custody. Face it...Tommy Girl is Cray Cray! If you ever saw Katie in Pieces of April, you know this chick has talent. Unfortunately she then hooked up with the Cray Cray, and she hasn't had a good career since. Hopefully now she can get it back, and will win an academy award....and get a real guy! Report · 14. Kleeno Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 2:59 PM isn't there a nice girl (er, Wacko) at church for Tom to meet??? Report · 15. Jane Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 3:12 PM Who really cares one way or the other. The sad thing is a little girls life is going to be ripped apart Report · 16. Truth Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 3:21 PM His first wife Mimi Rogers was/is a Scientologist. As for those who are saying big deal--get your head out of the sand and read up on this so called religion. Google Scienetology Complaints. And Sea Org it is really frightening that this goes on in our country and law enforcement and the IRS do nothing. "Evil triumphs when good men do nothing." Report · 17. Grace Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 3:27 PM Suri's life will change, for sure. It probably will change for the better in the long run, especially if Katie is successful in keeping Suri away from the SO. Also: DM and the Cof$, in general. Report · 18. Grace Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 3:30 PM Message to Katie: SSSS * Stay Strong, Save Suri! Report · 19. aurora Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 3:38 PM i'm just wondering who this was surprising and sad to? it's in no way sad. the sad part was katie being brainwashed by this egomaniac to begin with. the surprising part is that their relationship lasted this long. Report · 20. M.Stephen Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 3:47 PM Based on the fact that she has hired two prominent law firms that specialize in wealthy breakups, one of which promotes being an expert at circumventing prenups to get maximum * settlements, I would say this has as much or more to do with money than 'just concern about Suri'. Report · 21. invasionforce Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 3:50 PM Well, maybe Cher will take Tom back. Report · 22. Yay Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 3:56 PM It's a cult. She is very smart, obviously. I'm sure she had all her options lined up before she did this. Good for her. It's scary, and I believe that she is being watched. I mean it's not far-fetched. They are a very secretive bunch of freaks. Good for Katie! (and Suri) Report · 23. observer Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 4:03 PM I find it strange that many of these comments come from people who act like they actually know Tom Cruise or Katie Holmes. These two people are celebrities and none of you know anything about what went on between them. Their images have been carefully crafted and have probably lined the pockets of agents and PR professionals. America's fascination with this stuff is amazing. Report · 24. Sachie Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 4:12 PM Actually, I thought they were divorced (at least separated) already. Wasn't she trying to get away from him a year ago? Not a Cruise fan anyway. Report · 25. digit Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 4:13 PM Tom Cruise will be auditioning new wives over the next few months so Jessica Chastain, Jennifer Lawrence, and Emma Stone need to run away and get as far as they can away from him. Report · 26. Deb Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 4:16 PM I hope Katie spills the beans about her "husband's" real sex life. It's going to take a lot of dough to keep this girl's mouth shut. Report · 27. Jane Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 4:16 PM #1 Katie was probably taken in by what a big movie star he was and didn't know anything about Scientology or the life she would have to leave to maintain such a relationship. #2 She has probably been planning this for way longer than the media knows. Once she saw how much she was giving. #3 The fact the is being followed and the fact she is so paranoid shows that something happened in the past that scared her enough to act like that. Something has given her reason to be nervous. #4 I always am glad that she made the divorce public and there is publicity about her being followed because there is speculation about people dying when they leave. I never follow celeb news but I hope she screams and shouts about this to protect herself and her daughter. Report · 28. what goes around comes around Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 4:21 PM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's really all I can say! Now he knows how Nicole felt when he blind sided her right before their 10th anniversary! I hope she is laughing her butt off right now! I never thought Katie should've been with him...He's too old for her. They made such a strange couple. And I'm betting he's NOT Suri's father....hence full custody. Guess everybody forgot that he claimed he couldn't have kids!! in the 80's! Report · 29. to what goes around Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 4:24 PM What planet are YOU from? That little girl is his daughter and the only way she could look more like him is if she were a boy. Report · 30. leila Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 4:27 PM Why blame Tom for everything bad! He has two children with Nicole boy and the girl, I never saw that girl with heels at age of 3 acting like Suri does???? Maybe Katy isn't all that naive -no pity from me Report · 31. Just saying Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 4:44 PM Katie knew exactly what she was getting in to. She even approved of Nicole's kids calling her Mom. Hard to feel sorry for a girl who has lived the high life while in Tom's company and will live the high life for years to come because of Tom. Report · 32. Gary Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 4:46 PM Tom had "no idea" she was about to file for dvorce. He was "blindsided" by the filing. And they say she's not a good actress. Report · 33. bob Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 4:49 PM oops i fell asleep reading these comments Report · 34. Mel Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 4:51 PM Three strikes and you're 'outed' Tom Report · 35. Sandy Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 4:53 PM I don't understand how you go from holding hands 2 weeks ago to divorce. You might not like Tom but I feel sorry for Suri! Nobody works on the marriage anymore they just get divorced and screw the kids. They should of worked harder to try to save it. I hope it ends up joint custody. No matter what he is a good father. And that shouldn't be taken away from him Report · 36. blink69nix0 Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 5:03 PM I hope tom won't rush any married when he fall in love with someone.I hope he realized this thing and learned from it.He had so many ups and down like also ordinary people but he has more hard times coz everyone knows what's his dealing up to this day. Someday he realized, it is not too late to go back where he originally came from and those failed marriages he has. We don't know behind that because he never talked his past divorce and other woman about the situation. I hope the new time would be fresh and new to start a new life. his turning 50's and he should embrace every moment in life. If you love katie as what you said when a reporter interviewed you. You should fix this marriage and bring katie back. Report · 37. Guest Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 5:16 PM @29 You were criticizing "What goes around comes around" about the paternity of Suri?!?!? I challenge you to Google "Tommy Davis, head of the Scientology Center in Los Angeles" and then tell the rest of us the naive planet YOU came from.(in case this hint doesn't sink in, who does Mr. Davis resemble?) Believe me, if Katie believes she can get sole legal custody of Suri from "Mr. Litigious" Tom Cruise, Katie's got cards to play that she ain't showin'! Report · 38. well... Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 5:38 PM if the stories are true of her filing for sole legal custody Vs physical custody means the kid gets to see Tom, but Tom wouldn't have the power to impose CO$ on her or any other deision without Katie's consent. Since he's a wacko, this would protect the kid, he'd see her but wouldn't be legally able to make these crazy decisions for her. Report · 39. dmac Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 7:45 PM The "Scientology" Video leaked in 2008 Cruise goes on and on and on on how... they (Scientologists) are THE experts .....the ONLY one's who can do something......they know the keys to success....and happiness etc. If 3 divorces and Katie filing for Sole custody of your only biological child is any indication of success and happiness then you are failing miserably at Scientology. Down the road I hope Katie speaks out about her experience with this "Religion". She could help people understand really know the truth and heal those who have come out how it deeply hurt them. Report · 40. gagagal Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 7:46 PM Tom Cruise did not have two kids with Nicole(per above post) he adopted them so it would like like he had a normal family. I feel sorry for these two kids (now young adults) ** just window dressing for two narcissists. Katie, if you read these posts, get some help before getting into another relationship ** people tend to marry the same people over and over until childhood issues are addressed Report · 41. Me, too. Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 7:46 PM I have always thought that Tommy Davis was Suri's natural father, too. She looks just like him and would be just like Co$ to put one over on impressionable Katie. The "church" is know for lying, manipulation, harassment, and host of other nasty things. They are toxic freaks. The only good Co$ member is one whose left and have never looked back. There might be some good people involved, but they asked to do some horrible things that they obediently do at the bosses request. Read what damage they have caused people. I would not be on bit surprised to find out that John Trovolta has set up by them with all of the sex scandal stuff surrounding him. Sounds exactly the kind of blackmailing and insane crap they pull on people they are angry at. Just a guess. Report · 42. Ashley Mon, Jul 2, 2012, 11:24 PM Good for Katie. I didnt know she had it in her. I hope she blows the whistle on the whole scientology thing. She also needs to let everyone know that Tom is Gay Gay Gay. Report · 43. Hmmm... Tue, Jul 3, 2012, 12:07 AM She won't say a word publicly against Tom Cruise and Scientology after she gets the millions in the divorce settlement which will be much more than what she will get from her prenup. Money and full custody of her daughter will buy her silence. Report · 44. Kyle Tue, Jul 3, 2012, 12:15 AM I don't particularly care about these two, but concerning Scientology... I don't see how it is any more of a cult than the mainstream religions. Not that I am against religion, but they all seem to have their members who take the dogma way too seriously. Report · 45. leila Tue, Jul 3, 2012, 12:38 AM gagagalTom Cruise did not have two kids with Nicole(per above post) he adopted them so it would like like he had a normal family. Unbelievable i know he adopted them but he raise them ,they ARE HIS KIDS. No matter how narcissistic they are the kids are well raised. Report · 46. E Tue, Jul 3, 2012, 1:49 AM Tommy Davis has got to be Suri's natural father. If not * they are brother and sister. There is no denying that they are very closely related. It is SO obvious *** So sorry Katie. Report · 47. arra Tue, Jul 3, 2012, 2:48 AM when tom said "you're glib * to Matt Laurer in an interview years ago, and katie holmes was at the studio as well watching him.... I was surprised how his reaction and him insulted matt didn't turn katie off... or make her think he's weird or a psycho. i'd change my mind about tom instantly seeing that if i were her!

well what a load of twaddle. Scientologhy is a load of rubbish for sure. My mum was into for a number of years but fortunately saw the light and got out. I understand Katies concern for her daughter.

 

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hakwaPro4,146 posts
03 Jul 2012, 17:14
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03 Jul 2012, 17:14#6

no really Beeno, it was me! 

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lunaticClub Pro305 posts
03 Jul 2012, 17:21
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03 Jul 2012, 17:21#7

 Scientology = Devil =hakwa - Nope, I do not think it was because of you.

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clevermike.Club Pro177 posts
03 Jul 2012, 17:46
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03 Jul 2012, 17:46#8

2-ft tall man declared to be world's shortest

Today he was hired as Tom Cruise's new stunt double.

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lunaticClub Pro305 posts
03 Jul 2012, 19:23
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03 Jul 2012, 19:23#9

 Some info!

 

First things first, Scientology is often confused with Christian Scientists.  There are major, major differences between these two faiths that tend to stray from conventional religious beliefs.  The biggest and most obvious difference is, as the name suggests, that Christian Scientists do believe in Jesus Christ.  However, they believe that everything about the workings of their faith can be explained scientifically, meaning that their religion and the science of the world are supposed to corroborate each other.  For example, they believe that when Jesus healed people, it was because he had an intimate knowledge of the human body and knew how to do it.  Not that it was a supernatural event.  Scientology is much different.  Scientologists recognize Jesus only as a historical figure.  In fact, Ron Hubbard, the science-fiction writer that gave birth to the Scientology movement in the 1950′s, has said in interviews that Jesus was homosexual, that he was given to angry outbursts, and at least one time, that he did not exist.  He has even said that Christianity has been implanted in us through electronic devices.  Hubbard was heavy into Satanism before he created his own religion, so it could be said that much of Scientology has its roots from there, although Scientologists do not actively worship Satan.

Scientology is more about personal development.  It is a religion in the classic sense, but the focus is on improving yourself.  Each person is believed to be using only a small amount of their full potential.  Scientology does indicate that their is a supreme being, or God, but they do not necessarily think it coincides with the description offered by conventional religions.  They believe that they should not be regarded as in conflict with Christianity or other religions, but to be existing peacefully alongside it.  The focus is personal development, especially the developing of natural abilities they believe everyone has but few are able to tap into.

Scientology does revolve around reincarnation.  Every person supposedly has a soul that never dies.  Upon Earthly death, it passes on to another body.  Each soul is pure and good at its beginning and has unlimited possibilities for what it is capable of.  Scientists observe birthdays, funerals, and marriages, but they do not observe other common religious holidays, most notably Christmas.  Many famous people that are into Scientology have said that they never would have gotten where they are in life without developing their abilities through the tenants of the faith.

There is also some talk about the number 33.  All three of Tom’s wives hit the road when they turned 33, which happens to be a sacred number in the Church of Scientology.  Some think that maybe Cruise believes that at that age he must change to keep his positive energy intact.  However, Scientology experts have said that this is mostly rubbish and most likely pure coincidence.  It is also being discussed that the Church of Scientology may not recognize their divorce, but like most religions, there is a whole set of circumstances that will apply, and we have not been able to confirm this possibility based on the church doctrines.

So, when it’s all said and done, yes, Scientology is much different than Christianity, and Katie Holmes probably felt a great degree of culture shock when she took up with Cruise and was exposed to his faith, which many label as a cult.  Her child Suri may play into this as well.  She may not want Suri to be exposed to Scientology any more than necessary or be looking to enjoy the simple things in life, like being able to give Suri Christmas presents or hunt Easter eggs.  No doubt Tom Cruise would frown on either of these activities, despite the fact that Scientology claims that it co-exists with other religions.

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hakwaPro4,146 posts
04 Jul 2012, 04:21
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04 Jul 2012, 04:21#10

Lunatic wow, I never did believe those things people were saying about you :-))

"Holmes worries she’s being followed by representatives of Scientology, including the “mysterious” occupants of a white Cadillac Escalade and a black Mercedes SUV seen parked close to her apartment." was that you again Beeno?? ;-))


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sharkbokCaptain23,301 posts
04 Jul 2012, 07:04
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04 Jul 2012, 07:04#11

 Tom Cruise is going to play for the Golden Lions. That was the last straw for Katie- how could he be do insane?

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
04 Jul 2012, 11:07
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04 Jul 2012, 11:07#12

Hakwa Katie visted my facebook webpage and asked to be friends . Saw my photo and has been pestering me ever since. She is relentless. Tom never stood a chance.

Please hakwa can you really think anyone like Katie would go for a morth eaten kiwi bird. She clearly wants the best! Hahhahahahahaha ou hakwa is so way out.

EK
EkPro1,464 posts
04 Jul 2012, 11:58
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04 Jul 2012, 11:58#13

 Guys please stop fighting over Katie, We have cloning nowadays. You could both have her.

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hakwaPro4,146 posts
04 Jul 2012, 12:46
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04 Jul 2012, 12:46#14

 Jada Pinkett Smith has denied rumors that Katie Holmes is a prisoner in her marriage with Tom Cruise. Yea, at least that’s what Katie told her when she was permitted to make her one phone call.

Jada Pinkett Smith denied rumors that Katie Holmes is a prisoner in her marriage with Tom Cruise. Smith said, “Katie is more like a hostage.”.

While on a shopping trip with husband Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes called the police. When asked why she called police, Holmes said, “It was a split-second decision when I noticed Tom wasn't looking

EK
EkPro1,464 posts
04 Jul 2012, 13:20
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04 Jul 2012, 13:20#15

 Hakwa, i think that you and Beenou should both get yourselve a white horse and team up ride to her resque. 

Clone her 2 times, and then let her free :)

sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,301 posts
04 Jul 2012, 15:17
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04 Jul 2012, 15:17#16

Pick n' Pay is now selling Katie blow up dolls for her most loyal fans.

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
04 Jul 2012, 15:21
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04 Jul 2012, 15:21#17

I keep telling Katie I am happily married but she ignores all that. Damm why did I post those facebook photoes!

Beeno being stalked.

EK
EkPro1,464 posts
04 Jul 2012, 15:27
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04 Jul 2012, 15:27#18

 I take it the Dolls are at a special price :) Desperate times i see.

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
04 Jul 2012, 15:48
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04 Jul 2012, 15:48#19

Yes Ek for all the many unfortunate guys Katie would not be interested in they are at a discount. What else is there for them re Katie?

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clevermike.Club Pro177 posts
04 Jul 2012, 16:16
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04 Jul 2012, 16:16#20

Please will you all leave my son alone!

We have been kind enough to Katie.

  1. We allow her to go on daily walks around the garden
  2. We allow her to look at Tom in the eyes between 6pm and 6:15pm
  3. We allow her to excercise her right to urinate in the guest toilet
  4. We allow her to open windows between 1pm and 1:05pm
  5. She is even allowed to sleep on a mattress on weekends!
  6. We even allow her to use insect repellent on her underarms every Monday..

 

So our family really has tried to accomodate her with her non-complient ways.

She has become far to westernised as im sure most of you would agree!

 

We find her current uncensored speech quite inappropriate and will be taking action against her!

EK
EkPro1,464 posts
04 Jul 2012, 16:21
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04 Jul 2012, 16:21#21

ahh that seems very lenient.

Most husbands really wont go that far.

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clevermike.Club Pro177 posts
04 Jul 2012, 16:27
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04 Jul 2012, 16:27#22

Yes, we have been very lenient!

She has become very spoilt by my son giving her so much freedom!

He was even considering allowing her to watch Disney Channel with baby Surie once every fortnight.

 

Bless him!

EK
EkPro1,464 posts
04 Jul 2012, 16:42
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04 Jul 2012, 16:42#23

 A truly generious and forthcomeing son you have. Disney Channel, i also let my wife watch it, although it is under threat from a 4 year old.

CL
clevermike.Club Pro177 posts
04 Jul 2012, 16:47
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04 Jul 2012, 16:47#24

We also tried to educate her by allowing her 3 hours per week to engage in the Discovery Channel, however it went far and away in disbanding our Scientific beliefs, so unfortunatly we had to eat our television as a result.

 

Televisions taste nothing near as good as fresh placenta and umbilical cord!

EK
EkPro1,464 posts
04 Jul 2012, 17:09
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04 Jul 2012, 17:09#25
Nee Antie!!! that was just off colour!!
CL
clevermike.Club Pro177 posts
04 Jul 2012, 17:26
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04 Jul 2012, 17:26#26

How can it be off colour?

It was only a black and white television!!

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
04 Jul 2012, 18:02
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04 Jul 2012, 18:02#27

How come wee tommie is so screwed up. Is it your fault or the fault of scinetology or both.  The hours I have had to spend comforting Katie! Mostly on Facebook of course.

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hakwaPro4,146 posts
05 Jul 2012, 04:29
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05 Jul 2012, 04:29#28

thanks for your support Beeno during those trying times, Katie and I usually see your comforting comments on Facebook when we open it together!

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
05 Jul 2012, 11:39
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05 Jul 2012, 11:39#29

Hakwa, Katie told me you tried to be a friend of hers on facebook but she declined on my good advice so dont make up stories here bru!

You have to undestand that she has an obssession hakwa, as I explained,  and is totally not available. I am at full streach to tactfully manage the situation and am needing to draw on all my vast experience in dealing with these situations.

 

 

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bluebokPro3,977 posts
05 Jul 2012, 12:29
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05 Jul 2012, 12:29#30

Hakwa I hope you are at least taller than her...I reckon she'll like that.

EK
EkPro1,464 posts
05 Jul 2012, 12:49
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05 Jul 2012, 12:49#31

 Oh Ja she migh be glad about not needing to go fetch the Tamatie kissie for her man everytime she wants to slap you :)

HA
hakwaPro4,146 posts
05 Jul 2012, 14:55
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05 Jul 2012, 14:55#32

  

 


"I can be a quite excitable person." 

"[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do." 

"I like treating a woman the way that she deserves to be treated"

  Dave to Katie: "So this must be a very exciting time for you. You're in love with Tom Cruise, and Tom, as far as we can tell, has gone nuts."
- David Letterman to Katie Holmes on the Late Show 

"Fame is like death: We will never know what it looks like until we've reached the other side. Then it will be impossible to describe and no one will believe you if you try. For now, all the conjecture is on our side of the media fence. And lately it has put Tom Cruise one spoke behind Michael Jackson on the freak wheel."
- Sloane Crosley, Village Voice

"If vitamins and exercise alone explain why Tom Cruise is so, um, knowledgeable and well-grounded, pass the Prozac."
- Chicago Tribune

"Tom and Katie got engaged on Friday and, once again, the media somehow found out about it. If we promise to go see 'War of the Worlds,' will you please make this stop?" 
- Jimmy Kimmel 

"Is it fair to expect Cruise to behave "normal"? When you're surrounded by yes-men telling you that every decision you make is correct — and have the millions to prove it — how could you possibly be expected to be normal? Just ask Michael Jackson." 
- Paige Newman 

"I'll never quite be able to see Cruise the same way. It will take more than Cruise's power of positive thinking to bring back the nice guy with the megawatt smile. Now, he's the zealot who jumps on Oprah's couch like a love-crazed monkey and lectures America about our nasty pharmaceutical habits." 
- Paige Newman. 

"His extreme bliss about brand-new girl-pal Katie Holmes was awkward and forced and just really weird. Yet you gave him a pass by not following up when he wouldn't really explain how he and Katie met or when he basically said he hadn't noticed his child was biracial or when he just laughed for five minutes straight. And finally, you didn't ask, "Why the hell are you jumping around like a crazy person, Tom?" 
- E Online
AJ
Arthur JohnPro1,748 posts
05 Jul 2012, 19:02
#33
05 Jul 2012, 19:02#33

 RON HUBBARD has decreed this to take place.

HA
hakwaPro4,146 posts
07 Jul 2012, 16:03
#34
07 Jul 2012, 16:03#34

 well boys, it is that part of the S15 season which is the business end of the season where the playoffs start and pleasantries end except to hurl insults at each other on behalf of our respective teams so Katie and I wish you Beeno/Ek/Clevermike/Arthur/Sharkbok/Lunatic/Osmama...er...big mama/Mozart (even though you did not once contribute to this post you picky so and so) and your respective teams all the very best and may a Kiwi Team win the S15 comp this year 2012

:-)), :-D

AJ
Arthur JohnPro1,748 posts
08 Jul 2012, 18:28
#35
08 Jul 2012, 18:28#35

 hakwa,

            I hope a SA team wins the S15 but being older and wiser I like to bet on a sure thing.

          Chiefs.

 

HA
hakwaPro4,146 posts
09 Jul 2012, 16:36
#36
09 Jul 2012, 16:36#36

Arthur I am sure you would have heard - SBW is leaving the Chiefs and NZ Rugby at the end of S15 Season and heading to Japan and then to join the Sydney Roosters Rugby League Team for 2013 and hopefully help NZ retain the Rugby League World Cup before coming back into the All Blacks in 2015 to help retain (GOD willing) the Bill.

EK
EkPro1,464 posts
09 Jul 2012, 16:49
#37
09 Jul 2012, 16:49#37

 

  Arthur John
 
Status: Squad member 
Posts: 137 RE: Katie's reason for divorcing Tom Cruise
July 05, 2012, 17:02:03

 RON HUBBARD has decreed this to take place.

 

 

Nice one Arthur. I actaully wonder how many people got that one:)

Hakwa, Is it Katie or a clone as far as from what i have heard Katie is shacking up with Beeno.

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
09 Jul 2012, 17:49
#38
09 Jul 2012, 17:49#38

Ek the girl needs a shoulder to cry on and get some sound advice. So who better I said to myself. We all have to do our bit for humanity. There are wolves out there like ou hakwa who would take advantage of the circumstances given a chance.

 

CA
carpetmuncherPro1,667 posts
09 Jul 2012, 18:14
#39
09 Jul 2012, 18:14#39

hahahah well played hakwa......

OI
oimateyPro1,870 posts
09 Jul 2012, 20:02
#40
09 Jul 2012, 20:02#40

 Fellas, as with all things - this came down to rugby and the divorce was because Katie is a diehard Bok fan and found Tom as an All Black enthusiast just too much of a pooftah.

 

In fact, she just married Franna Steyn. She went Mission Impossible on Tom with the disguises, but in this rarely seen picture you will note the strong similarities ..... 

 

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