Lack of humour on site...A Bleak House no but indeed a bleak house amongst certain dull-witted members.

Time to spark this forum sometimes...rugby is great but it's for fun and not politics or domination...time for everything...except moles Cloudy lolz.

 

yeah take it seriously with joy but if your team gets beat by a better one take it on the chin and give honour where it's due...

 

Shouldn't have done this because poor ol' Beeno will have to praise the Sharks every time they play the Stormers.

 Beeno's team never loses. No matter what the scoreboard says.

 Basjan, the games are yet to be played. Are you already counting chickens?

Snoekbek said almost the same thing...he told the press and (horrors the side he was coaching) that we won on the field but not on the scoreboard...rather like Zuma's selected economists forecasting...not so funny when you pay the price. 

Hi Cloudy: what's with the new avatar picture, lol You must have had a rough night or something?

 windpomp please I never make excuses and focus on the facts. Like the role played by altitude at Loftus. Or how the bulle become blue calves when away on tour. HahahahahahaWindpomp all good wind ups must have some reality as a foundation.  One of the secrets of my success.

Hi Cloudy: glad you have a more appealing avatar now although you will always be Angie to me. I know you give a wink to the other posters from time to time but I am confident that I have a special place in your heart 
That bloke Beeno is a Wiley dude so watch out for him. He can't be as nuts as he pretends to be, it's just the helpless male ploy for food & "sympathy", lol
Wife has to have surgery so we are in the US. Other family issues also arose so I have my hands full at the moment.
It's good to see the lunacy index on the forum is lower than the last time I checked in   I like the thread Moz started on a SArugby.com team. Reminds me of team we started on Ab.com. You and Rosemarie were locks I think (and played in high heals and hot pants, lol). Problem was all the guys wanted to be in the scrum so we had no backs. Good times eh Cloudy?

"One of the secrets of my success."

"Success"?

LMAO!

Baboon-ou, if you mean you've successfully portrayed a whinging, ref-bashing crybaby who hasn't the foggiest clue about rugby, to perfectly fit the stereotype that overseas rugby fans have of excuse-making South African fans then yes, you've been a roaring success on several message boards.

If you meant "success" in the conventional sense then I'm sorry to be the one to burst your little bubble, but you come across as one of life's great failures. Sorry, there's no nicer way to put it.

Cloudy, I always thought that this avatar you use was a young Liz Hurley . . . now I see it's a rather obscure actress called Simone Kessell. 
Don't know her from a bar of soap but I still think she looks a bit like Liz Hurley.

@dr win,
thoughts and prayers with u and urs buddy, :o)

@rooy and cloudzter,

thats simone kessel??? o_O

she looks way different then i remembered her in stickmen.

 Two elderly nuns sat at traffic lights in their hybrid car when a big beasty car, blaring music, jammed full of rowdy young lads pulls up alongside.
The music is turned off and the Nuns smile gently.

Sadly, the quiet serenity was rudely shattered when one of the front seat bois screams, "Oi, get your tits out, you penguins!" 

Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know who we are, show them your cross"..

So Sister Immaculata winds down her window and shouts, "Fuck off you little wankers before I come over there and rip your balls off and shove them down your throat" , then she whispers "There, was that cross enough Mother Superior?"

Thanks Sasuke San! 
I smell rugby in the air so life will be back to normal & we will soon be making picks & S15 fantasy footy. That's enough to put a smile on everyone's face.

 What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?


Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.



How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life? 

Here's a little mathematical formula to help you answer these questions: 

If: 
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 

is represented as: 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 

Then: 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% 

and 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, 

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 
= 100% 

And, 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 
= 103% 

AND, look how far ass kissing gets you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+
14+7 = 118% 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you 100%, it’s the bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top. 

Now you know why and how our political leaders give the general public more than 100%!!