Lessons from the soccer world cup...35 year old Rafael Marquez

You really do have an unhealthy obsession with decrepit old men don't ya moz? I suggest therapy. 

I suggest a sense of humour.  

 Remember the following Mozzie as you age.
1. never by-pass a washroom.2. never waste a hard-on.3. never trust a fart.4. never ever bank on old farts.

Simple rules to help you along.

You forgot the fifth, release the right shoulder to get on the par fives in two...and the sixth, get yourself an experienced GP.  

Really been enjoying watching the World Cup of Flopper - been some great games and drama. The skill level and precision just gets better and better from one version to the next, but the flopping is out of control. Arjen Robben is brilliant but he's the worst of the lot.

 There can be no doubt - Mozart suffered from an age obsession when it comes to sport.    He is like most old men - obsessed with what happened in the past and ignoring what is going on at present.   He will mention one goal and missed 20 - Neymar was the  real match winner for Brazil - but that is not convenient in his thinking - he is too young to be a consideration.
Mozart, don't worry - we appreciate what you go through and wish you well.

 
May I make a suggestion ... ?

I think it best we keep introducing ourselves to this senile old fart, cause he at times forgets his whereabouts and mentally wonders off to Never Land.

Perhaps he thinks he's the flying Peter Pan doing the nasty with Tinkerbell ... only to return to reality and suddenly remember he hasn't had a hard-on for many a year.

He much prefers the fairy dust in Never Land to what he finds around him in reality.

The poor dear's delusional most of each day.

 "May I make a suggestion" ... ?

 

 

Wipe the blood off the blade of your knife......got that Bigboy?

 

 
The Retard enters ...

Glad to see they let you out a little.

Must be awful to be strapped down on a bed lying in your own faeces for hours on end.

How's that working for you?

You feeling a little better?



 



 

 Bigboy.....let's erm umm cut to the chase, shall we?

 

 

Tell me then, why do you or did you carry a knife...was it just to scar someone for life?

 

 

I'm curious.

Retarded ... you keep bringing some knife issue up, so fine ... let's hear it.

I at first thought you were being your usual demented self but it seems your quite disturbed by this ... so please tell me, what is this all about?

I went and murdered coloured folk like there was no tomorrow, right?

I stuck them with a knife and then I errrhhh ..... please continue ...



 

Oh so CleanCut is "Bigboy" ? God, I am getting bewildered by all this. I thought it was my meds ! 
Now I know :0  

 
No, your meds are fine it seems.

You do have a good point though!!

I'm presuming I'm the "Bigboy"... ??

You should check out my ... errr .... bicep!! 

With Retarded, one can never really tell. Not so sure his meds are working that well.

Let's see if he responds to me. 

I doubt he'll be released from his straitjacket till next week though and I can't wait for the next episode of this mystery.

Should be fun!!