Let's all laugh at the Hapless Stompies!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!

When I first saw the Stompies squad for this year's Super 15 I remember I cracked up laughing because it was such a PATHETIC squad and I said there and then that the overrated Stompie posers would do well to finish above the Kings this season. There's absolutely nothing I saw tonight to change my mind.

Well done to the Bulls although I actually thought they were rather poor tonight . . . they just weren't as pathetic as the Hapless Stompies!

Not a very good advertisement for South African rugby to be honest. The Highlanders vs Chiefs game this morning was quite breathtaking and an absolute pleasure to watch. The Rebels vs Brumbies wasn't quite up to the same standard but still enjoyable. The Bulls vs Stompies game tonight was just abysmal. It was a boring game played between a crap one-dimensional team and an astonshingly clueless bunch of nancy-boys! Thanks goodness we have the Mighty Sharks - and to a lesser extent the Cheetahs - to maintain some measure of self-respect because the game we witnessed tonight was just plain embarrassing! No skill, no flair and no ambition beyond the obligatory kick and chase.

I wonder if the loud-mouthed Stompie's Blowhard fans are feeling a bit foolish or if they're just too stupid to realize what dicks they've made of themselves for the last few weeks?

ROTFLMAO!

rooitwit good to see you back after your time off to recover.

You do realise you are making a complete twit of yourself and this childish rant will come back to bite you. Bwahahahahahha ou rooitwit set for a huge fall. I can assure you the Mighty Stormers will finish well above the Kings. What a clueless mong ou rooitwit is - and please spare us any phony outburst of outrage! 

The Stormers and the  bulle will finish above the Cheetahs and both the Mighty Stormers and Bulle have a reasonable chance of finishing above the Sharks so dont get too arrogant too soon rooitwit. Ask yourself how often if you had only listened to Beeno you would have saved yourself so much embarassment!

Pathetic squad. Explain yourself you slack jawed neanderthal! Give us a grunt or two! Bwahahahahaha

Must say, the pathetic excuses from some of the Stompie Blowhards on this and other threads makes for hilarious reading!

Hasn't taken long for the typical Blowhard crybaby pattern to set in . . .

1) Boast, brag and beat chest.

2) Watch in horror as the Hapless Stompies get arse-raped again.

3) Bleat and whine about the naughty refs, touch judges and TMOs who got all the decisions wrong.

It's going to be another very funny year watching the Blowhards making complete dicks of themseleves again. Go Sharks!!!

It's going to be another very funny year watching the Blowhards making complete dicks of themseleves again -opines ou rooitwit his lonely braincell no quite engaged.

So topping the log and winning the SA Conference is making a dick of oneself. Bwahahahahahhaha ou rooitwit has flipped his lid - and the season has just begun.

Rooitwit we hold the SA Conderence trophy and the Currie Cup. What trophy do you have in your empty cupboard. Hahahahhahahahaha.

How I recall the sharks bemoaning, quite correctly, the ref error in awarding a try to the bulle which cost the sharks a super 15 title. Now I mention a ref error in awarding a try to the bulle when it was not a try and its an excuse. Bwahahahahahhaha side splititng stuff from ou rooitwit.  You have to love the consistent inconsistencies!

Jalapeno
In response to your post, you are talking crap too early in the season based one lost. Ignorant fool, you fail to e-knowledge the fact that Stormers was in a tough situation due to the players unavailable such as De Jongh, Peter Grant, Etzebeth and Burger which is no excues just a true fact. Correct me if im wrong but you as a South African why do you feel the need to rant on the Stormers? We are on the same team here, we progress together regardless of what team loses, we are South Africans. Get real, shame on you!

Poor babies, did the Stompie-Wompies get nasty old injuries? Diddums!

So none of the other teams got injuries? It all sounds so terribly unfair . . . I'll add "injuries" to the list of pathetic Stompie Blowhard excuses!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!

GO SHARKS!!!

Edit: meant to add, you're not actually sounding very "lucid" when you put up drivel like this: "We are on the same team here, we progress together regardless of what team loses". That sounds like a bunch of Happy Clappies singing Kumbaya around the campfire. Last season we didn't all "progress together", what happened was the Stompie Blowhards pounded their chests in a frenzy of boasting and bragging after the Pool stages only to see the Sharks fly all the way from Australia to Newlands in time to administer yet another humiliation on their Bunnies in the semi-final and send the Stompie Blowhards slinking home with their tails between their legs.

Ring any bells? Remember now?

ROTFLMAO!

Jala, you are not lekker in the head! But I do agree with you here. All teams have injuries to deal with. Stormers just don't look that sharp.

Sure ur absolutely right 'All teams have injuries to deal with'. But look at the situation this way in terms of injuries if Sharks versed the Bulls. I highly doubt Sharks would win against the bulls without the players mentioned below. You can see the actual disadvantage the stormers had.

Lambie  - injured (Which is our Grant)
Jordaan or F Steyn - injured (Which is our De Jongh)
Coetzee - injured ( Which is our Etzebeth)
Kankowski - injured ( Which is our Burger)
 

No, that sounds like the biggest load of rubbish I've ever heard.

Grant is not your Lambie. At 19 years old Pat Lambie was already a much better player than Peter Grant could ever dream of being.

Marcel Coetzee is a flanker and Eben Etzebeth is a lock (when he's not sitting on the sidelines because of a yellow card).

Ryan Kankowski is an excellent ball carrier who doesn't fall over every single time on first contact . . . so basically he's nothing like Skulk who couldn't break a tackle from a praying mantis.

Sorry, you're talking crap again, Lucid. All rugby teams have injuries. It's only you pathetic Stompie Blowhards who snivel and whine and cry when you're missing some of your crap players (even when they're injuries that actually strengthen your Hapless Stompies, like Skulk) . . . other supporters recognize that injuries are part of the nature of the game and accept inevitable defeats without making endless excuses about the refs, the touch judges, the TMOs, the weather, the bounce of the ball, bad luck or injuries.

This weekend, the Sharks were missing Keegan Daniel, Bismarck du Plessis and Willem Alberts who alone are worth more than your overrated bunch of nancy-boy Stompies combined . . . but do you see Sharks supporters whining or complaining? Okay, I don't count Twatbok but other than him, do you see any real Sharks supporters whimpering and blubbering like a bunch of crybabies? No? Well you have a little think about that, chump.

Your constant snivelling is starting to irritate me. Please, either harden the heck up or find some other sport to follow!

Lucid please undertand that whether he posts as jalapeno or rooinek he is the same plank that must never be taken to heart.

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February 25, 2013, 14:00:04

Lucid please undertand that whether he posts as jalapeno or rooinek he is the same plank that must never be taken to heart.

@beeno1 aka storminged,

LMFAO, :oD

talk about the pot calling the kettle black, o_O

I am an avid Sharks supporter but respect worthy teams such as the Stormers, B Bulls and Cheetahs. Such remarks might well be said in jest and light-heartedness...with me thats fine as long as it is banter. I enjoy all you guys with different personalities and obvious ages like my friend CleverMike who is an old toppie who remembers Dawie de Villiers when captained SA, was a dominee in the NGK and parliamentarian.

I am a little bit confused about these remarks...the Stormers have always been a respected side not to mention the awesome WP...I am a born Banana boy who suffered during the 70's and 80's and had my split loyalties between provinces because dad and mom divorced. I was shunted between 2 schools because of their matrimonial problems...from SACS to Maritzburg College...both good producers of talent from Oxlee,Stransky and Butch to Percy Montgomery and a scatted few of great players.

The Stormers have injury problems but will recover...they are good and will be a side to level with...do not be mistaken.

I lift my now almost empty glass of Bell's to Stormers recovery. Coastal sides are the best! 

Well said Chabal. I have always respected the Sharks, as do most Stormers supporters. I fear old RooiAAS either was ditched by a Cape girl, or snotklapped by her boy friend. He has an irrational hatred of the Cape.

Mozart...I had the most heart-tearing experience with a WP girl...too beautiful for me and too complex...I was head over heels with her but an intellectual nutcase. Thank God I never married her...married a foreign girl from Russia...no not a Russian bride...I met her her by accident on tour...that's why I punt Russian rugby...so small as yet but with a great potential. Too little money sponsored...great players like Sean Fitzpatrick did a huge promotion in St Petersburg when I was there...he believes if the Russians take to rugby they will be in the future an impossible force to contend with...the problem is time...they are such a huge nation with the biggest white men on eath...look at the the boxing Klitschko brothers (Ukranian) but are typical.

 Sounds like you are better off without all those intellectual fireworks! I never really realized there was a nascent Russian rugby movement....but taking a cue from the Russian tennis ladies, there have to be some great physical prospects.

But on reflection, watching Maria Shrapova and seeing a  family of potential locks might be a step too far.....even for a rugby nut!  Hahaha.