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Little Man Dave...

Started by Plum34 REPLIES2,165 VIEWS· 12 Oct 2024, 11:48
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PL
Plum
Captain21,007 posts
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Oct 2024, 11:48
#1
12 Oct 2024, 11:48#1

An updated lsit of people that little man Dave considers to be ignorant pricks...or dumb foks:


Moz

Plum

DA

MPower

KingCorn

Pakie

Blo

Shark

Chippo


The list is longer the Dave is tall.


Did I forget anybody?


If you're not on the list, have no fear! It's pretty easy to get on it. Not exactly exclusive...simply disagree with Fatty, or ask him to elaborate, provide evidence, discuss, refute, defend, justify, critique, explain, illustrate, challenge, support, clarify, expand, question, counter, validate, analyse, probe, argue or substantiate anything he says.

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Saffolk
Captain30,741 posts
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
12 Oct 2024, 12:18
#2
12 Oct 2024, 12:18#2
And you can feel blessed as you are the biggest prick of the lot A worthless C..T And to qualify I’ve never called Moz, King, Pakie or Chip pricks - I like them
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Beeno1
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
12 Oct 2024, 12:24
#3
12 Oct 2024, 12:24#3

Hmmmm I would take a few people off that list  but add some others for sure other. 

Not to name names! 

MP
Mpower
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MpowerPro5,061 posts
12 Oct 2024, 12:54
#4
12 Oct 2024, 12:54#4
“ Chip chip what lead you to believe I was anything but chilled You stupid prick “
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Saffolk
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
12 Oct 2024, 13:05
#5
12 Oct 2024, 13:05#5
Well done Zeropower great bit of trolling there Maybe I don’t like chip chip after all Shit happens Now run off and see if you can find if I have called anyone else you worthless prick
PL
Plum
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Oct 2024, 13:22
#6
12 Oct 2024, 13:22#6
He's jealous, because you're still mobile enough to run, M.
MP
Mpower
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MpowerPro5,061 posts
12 Oct 2024, 13:35
#7
12 Oct 2024, 13:35#7
Also Little Man doesn’t have to worry about his status as the Biggest poes on Ruckers, he is safe:) And Plum didn’t our Little Lam call you a big racist ?? As far as I can gather Chippo is black and I thought little man likes Black people, but here he is calling the guy a stupid prick?? Fuck man that’s racist!
DB
DbDraad
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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
12 Oct 2024, 13:44
#8
12 Oct 2024, 13:44#8

Lol, sitting at a STOP/GO at roadworks between Malmesbury and Mooreesberg reading a call out thread... you bored Plum?

MP
Mpower
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MpowerPro5,061 posts
12 Oct 2024, 13:49
#9
12 Oct 2024, 13:49#9
" Malmesbury and Mooreesberg " mooi wereld daai:) instead of standing by Stop/go DB, stop by n pub en kry vir jou n lekker Brandy Met eish, Ja :)
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sharkbok
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sharkbokCaptain23,217 posts
12 Oct 2024, 14:00
#10
12 Oct 2024, 14:00#10


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Saffolk
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
12 Oct 2024, 14:09
#11
12 Oct 2024, 14:09#11
Big fucking yawn - you should all go for a group wank
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clevermike
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
12 Oct 2024, 14:52
#12
12 Oct 2024, 14:52#12

I mei  Dave in London yars ago and he definiely is not a small man.   I often differ rom him on players - but one thing I admire is that he thinks about things independently and ot believe in lies and disttions for the often spread on site coupled to prejudice. .   


PL
Plum
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Oct 2024, 16:03
#13
12 Oct 2024, 16:03#13
Thanks for confirming that Dave is all of 4'9", Mike. Our very own Tom Cuise. PS Mike, please never ever say the word prejudice.
DB
DbDraad
Captain26,388 posts
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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
12 Oct 2024, 16:21
#14
12 Oct 2024, 16:21#14

I'm slightly taller and fatterer than Dave...doesn't make him a short fatty now, does it?...

Maaik, how tall are you? Plum? Pakie, just for interest' sake?...I'm 1855...Dave 180 0 according to him...Moz?

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DbDraad
Captain26,388 posts
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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
12 Oct 2024, 16:24
#15
12 Oct 2024, 16:24#15

Cruise is 1/4" short of 5'8"...Dave is tallerer.

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Mozart
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
12 Oct 2024, 16:29
#16
12 Oct 2024, 16:29#16

I’m exactly where I was in matric…5’11.5” and 170lbs 

DB
DbDraad
Captain26,388 posts
DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
12 Oct 2024, 16:37
#17
12 Oct 2024, 16:37#17

Tallerer than Dave then......170 lbs...passed that in 1997...haven't looked back...and don't miss it...15 stone was about right for me...a bit more than comfortable,  but still OK...

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becs
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becsPro4,378 posts
13 Oct 2024, 19:26
#18
13 Oct 2024, 19:26#18

Oh God….not this again !! 

Saffolk is not short or fat……definitely tallerer (sic) than Tom Cruise  

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Pakie
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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
13 Oct 2024, 19:31
#19
13 Oct 2024, 19:31#19

Draad I'm about 178cm, not sure what that is in footy inchy. 5'10? Around 80kg give or take 2 each way from week to week.

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becs
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becsPro4,378 posts
13 Oct 2024, 20:47
#20
13 Oct 2024, 20:47#20

You’re all taller than me…..even Tom Cruise !  

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bobbok...
Captain10,129 posts
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bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
13 Oct 2024, 20:59
#21
13 Oct 2024, 20:59#21

Good movie

BO
bobbok...
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bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
13 Oct 2024, 21:08
#22
13 Oct 2024, 21:08#22
The Wee Man

The true-life story of Paul Ferris.IMDB
https://rapidgator.net/file/28adb8f96d51714106bdd2ee56a92cc5/The.Wee.Man.2013.1080p.BluRay.x265-RARBG.mp4.html

PL
Plum
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
14 Oct 2024, 06:25
#23
14 Oct 2024, 06:25#23
There once was a rager, He loved to pout. A diminutive mong, Short not stout. Had very few friends, He lived alone. Occasionally yelled, Down the dog and bone. He wore long shorts, But they hung on his ankles. Cos Davey Dave, Had to cover them cankles.
DA
Devil's Advocate
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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
14 Oct 2024, 11:39
#24
14 Oct 2024, 11:39#24

I am just hugely relieved ... man oh man

I literally took a step back to get my breath..... still trying to catch up with all the posts

Plum took top spot on Dave's list..... Whew !

Plum, if it's any consolation, it won 't last long.... Dave's biggest prick changes all the time.

And.... it literally took Mpower just 36 minutes to out Dave as a liar ....

Too funny ...

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Saffolk
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
14 Oct 2024, 13:00
#25
14 Oct 2024, 13:00#25
I used to be 1.8m but in high heels I’m over 6ft As for the weight I’m 105kg which means powder puff is bigger than me I’m going home in 4 weeks time for 3 weeks so plan to put on at least 5kg I’ve already put in my order for biltong, drywors and koeksusters
PL
Plum
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
14 Oct 2024, 13:05
#26
14 Oct 2024, 13:05#26

...defos a fatty

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Chippo
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ChippoPro3,372 posts
14 Oct 2024, 13:15
#27
14 Oct 2024, 13:15#27

Dont you like me dave?

Or where you just talking before you thought about it?

I really like you. I. think you're a good oke and you provide a lot of insight on cricket (More than Denny) and you are fairly knowledgeable when it comes to rugby.

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Saffolk
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
14 Oct 2024, 13:15
#28
14 Oct 2024, 13:15#28
Yeah I use those hours in the gym to put on fat you dumbfuck
PL
Plum
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PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
14 Oct 2024, 13:21
#29
14 Oct 2024, 13:21#29

Drinking smoothies from a gym bar doesn't count as "hours in the gym". Much like Manie's hours of pilates deosnt contribute to building muscle.

You seem to struggle with the topic of gym in general .

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Saffolk
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
14 Oct 2024, 13:28
#30
14 Oct 2024, 13:28#30
Your ability to suck shit out of your thumb is admirable Just a pity for you its all so worthless - on par with your ignorant take than anyone can put on weight Here is a suggestion, stay away from any topic relating to gym work you pathetic hypocrite
PL
Plum
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
14 Oct 2024, 13:37
#31
14 Oct 2024, 13:37#31
Why...do you want all the gym smoothies for yourself?
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Chippo
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ChippoPro3,372 posts
14 Oct 2024, 14:03
#32
14 Oct 2024, 14:03#32

Davw why are you promoting your sangoma  profession here?

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Saffolk
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
14 Oct 2024, 14:07
#33
14 Oct 2024, 14:07#33
Chip it beats ice cream bud Stick with Dave - I know my way around bones
PL
Plum
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
14 Oct 2024, 14:20
#34
14 Oct 2024, 14:20#34
TMI... We all had our suspicions.
DA
Devil's Advocate
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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
14 Oct 2024, 14:46
#35
14 Oct 2024, 14:46#35

Nothing ever beats ice cream .... ever

Well.... maybe Dave's ice cream

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