Mayday . . .

"Mayday, mayday, this is Cargo Flight BBN-O from Oudtshoorn South Africa, we have a problem!"

"Flight BBN-O, this is Ground Control at Cape Town International Airport, receiving you loud and clear, what is the problem?"

"Ground Control, we seem to have some kind of fuel blockage and I'm going to run out of fuel in about 5 minutes."

"Flight BBN-O, are you flying a Boeing 747 Large Cargo Freighter?"

"Ground Control, that is affirmative"

"Flight BBN-O, don't panic, I've seen this problem before. To unblock the fuel pipe you are going to need to lift the nose and keep lifting until you are flying vertical. What kind of cargo are you carrying and what is on the land beneath you like?"

"Ground Control, I am carrying thousands of crates of ostrich eggs and we're flying over the Kleinmond area . . . looks like a sort of zoo enclosure beneath me."

"Flight BBN-O, I only asked because when you go vertical the cargo bay doors will probably not be able to handle the load and they will burst open and you'll lose your cargo. That's why I was asking what you're carrying and what is beneath you. If you're not over a major metropolitan are then go ahead and start your climb before you run out of fuel."

"Roger Ground Control, beginning rapid ascent now . . . whoa . . . I can hear the cargo sliding towards the rear . . . you're right, the doors are bursting open and I am losing the cargo . . . but the fuel blockage seems to be sorted."

High up in the sky, tens of thousands of enormous ostrich eggs fall out of the Cargo plane and begin to plummet towards earth in a long stream, like a Shoemaker-Levy comet made out of huge eggs all heading for the exact same spot on earth.

40 000 feet below in Kleinmond, on the exact spot towards where the ostrich eggs are hurtling at an ever-increasing speed, Baboon-ou is sitting at his outdoor table next to the tyre-swing, poking the buttons on his laptop trying to find poll results that show that Donald Tr(*)mp is beating Hillary Clinton in the US presidential election.

A steady trickle of drool dribbles down Baboon-ou's chin as he clicks poll after poll that all show Tr(*)mp getting pwned. Frustrated, he stands up to stretch, scratches his enormously thick skull and says:


"There must be a poll somewhere what says that oak Tr(*)ump are winning . . . duh . . . maybe I should try Conservapedia.com . . . say, what are that whooshing sound above my head? Duh-huh . . . let I takes a look . . ."

. . . and Baboon-ou turns his head up to the heavens just as the first ostrich egg  zeroes in at high speed on his large, sloping, neanderthal forehead . . .

Rooi, you have too much time on your hands!! But funny none the less!
Things aren't looking good for ol' g inger, but its all good, he's heading to Mexico in a week or so to make it all better!!! 

 The SA Breweries truck was struggling to make it up Signal Hill , when the right cylinder bank shut down. The Driver said to his assistant Rooilochte: 'we are going to roll back into traffic unless we shed the load.'
'I'll unhook the trailer' said Lochte and he went down with the ship .......the rest is history.

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  very funny rooitwit!! I had a very good laugh!
However besides your obvious obsession with beeno, I must point out to you I do not live in Kleinmond! Bwahahahahahah crash goes ou roopitwitterbug.As for President to be trum*p, Reuters puts it as a tie and LA Times puts Trump 3 points ahead. Trump is actually way ahead as non globalist controlled stats show.
After the DNC crooked, corrupt, lying Hillary supposedly leapt out to a 10 to 15 point lead. This was truly amazing as the DNC was a disaster with DNC chair Wasserman Schultz and 5 others were given the boot when it emerged the Democratic party had shafted Bernie Sanders, bernie under a rigged system had got 45% of the votes. Bernie's delegates walked out the convention shouting lock her up and interviews outside the centre indicated they would not be voting crooked Hillary. 
It has all been so obviously rigged and if you were in any way astute you would recognise that and if you were smart you would do some research and get detail of how they rigged the polls. As youare neither you will remain as ignorant as ever.Two things don't surprise me, Firstly that you would support crooked, corrupt, sellot lying, murderous (Google clinton body count) globalst open borders Hillary, Second, that he globalists will try and rig the election as they did the democratic primaries.
But don't bother your empty slope head about these matters rooitwit! 

 ABC (A leftwing media house supporting crooked hilalry) showed this:

The poll shows that Clinton is losing ground among Hispanics and women — two of her biggest support groups.

Among Hispanics, Clinton’s popularity has fallen 16 points. Seventy one percent of Hispanics viewed her favorably earlier this month; now, only 55 percent view her favorably.

Among women, Clinton has gone from a net favorable rating of +11 to -7.

Fifty-two percent of women now view Clinton unfavorably, while only 45 percent of women view her favorably. Earlier in August it was the opposite. Fifty-four percent of women viewed her favorably while only 43 percent viewed her unfavorably.

Donald Trump is actually getting better ratings from women — a group that has resisted supporting the combative candidate. The poll shows that Trump has gained seven points among women who now view him favorably.

trends regarding bla ck voters show Trump heading north as well.

My advice rooitwit is don't count you ostriches before they hatch. bwahahahaha

"I must point out to you I do not live in Kleinmond!"
No but you do visit an aunt there or something like that?
Where do you stay in Cape Town, Baboon-ou? I'm visiting Cape Town a lot more often now that my daughter and her husband have re-located there.

 Hahahahahaha it gets worse ou rooitwitterbug isn't sure where I live. Best you have some idea so the egg lands in the right place Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Rooitwit here is a clip by Anonymous re the rigged polls. There are many on the subject of course given how blatant the rigging has been.

 I can't understand why Rooi thinks Hillary is better than Trnmp. They are equally fced up.