Captain49,914 posts
30 Mar 2017, 22:31
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30 Mar 2017, 22:31#1
ARGUMENTS
- A woman has the last word in any argument.
- Anything a man says after that, is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
- A woman worries about the future, until she gets a husband.
- A man never worries about the future, until he gets a wife.
MARRIAGE
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't...
- A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does...
DRESSING UP
- A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
- A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
- Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
- Ah, children.!!! A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
- A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
