Mighty Stormers versus hapless old crusts!

Lots of illegal play by old crusts but ref so far picking it up.  Stormers camping in Crusties 22

 Another professional foul as Stormers attack. Time for a yellow looming. Man these kbbs don't play in the spirit of the game.Du Preez sinks penalty

 ...Some one pass Bean Brain some toilet paper for all the shyte he's spouting...

 Shielded by a crusaders player the Crusties score. Man this is bad stuff!
Stormers center injured. 

 Hi there brycy not a very good start from you. Wise up dope.

 ...A Good(hue) TRY if there ever was one...

 The NZ side to score on their first offensive period.
The SA side is already overwhelmed in their defensive positioning. Their line is also hurt badly by the power of ball carriers.

 What a tackle from Kolbe.

 The SA side already show signs of late support, a recurrent issue in SA sides.

 Crusaders are getting the rub of the green without a doubt says commentator. A try that should have been penalty to Stormers. Another penalty to crusties.I not sure how long I will watch this as it seems we have a typical bent ref and I have some great tennis tapes to watch.

 The SA side is conceding foul after foul, they lack in integrity of teamplay, the side is fragmented.

 Little Stormers men in pack remain a problem - are 4 of them.

 Daniel Du Plessis injured - arm. Wonder how serious that is

 The SA side is growing frustrated by their impotency. Potential landslipe incoming.

 First scrum of match. Great Sc rum Stormers.

 And a scrum penalty to Stormers!

 Despair keeps building in SA players' eyes. A try coming from a running phase would kill them at the moment.

 Good crusties try out wide.
Stormers looking a bit jet lagged. Not playing at level when beat hapless chiefies.

 Stormers lose trio is poor.  Stormers have to get in some dece nt loosies. 

 And another try. Quick build up, concentration of players in center for the impact then open up in the wide. Fluid.

 Stormers not looking to flash here, need to lift their game big time

 ... Another soft TRY Bean Brain,, no dodgy TMO in your pocket is the difference i think

 Yup Stormers looking fast asleep.

 Could be another try incoming. Another 22 struggle for the SA side.

 ...Bean Brain ever heard of Bridge over troubled waters...you might want to jump off it..

 Here it comes.
Nearly one try by offensive period.
Stormers are elegible to be cut from SR. They are not at level and a quota boosted side.

 Two nice drives by Steph.

 24 3 at 34'. No game so far. Another evidence that rugby must be stopped in SA.

 I see Lady Elizabeth hit a Whitelock shaped wall there eh ? 

 Stormers being wiped off the park. 
Tackling and commitment not there

Wehe . . . another big-mouth thread by a Stompie Blowhard as the Crusaders rip the Hapless Stompies a new arsehole.
Great to watch! Come on Crusaders!

 And another try. After a long running phase.Good work at keeping the ball alive. SA players are hapless, already resigned, no fighting spirit in them.

The foretold landslipe is already up.

Rub of the green he says. 
Another ruined game.
No second half for me.

 Oh mah gawd ! Are the wee stompies scared of catching cooties or something ?

I reckon K ieran Read and George Bridge would have beaten this mincing bunch of gurly-boys by themselves!

 Another try.
Masochistic tendencies in SA may explain why people cling to rugby. There is something afoot.

SA sides are too poor to keep rugby going in SA. It is plain obvious. You must enjoy punishement, taking a good pummelling to postpone the acknowledgement.

 Useless Stompies. They got the Landes, then the mighty Canes after too. Season over lads. D Du Pleesi in my fantasy side so not goo d their. i suspose Stormers could make a come back, unoikely though. 

Fleckie moet 'n plan maak.I see poor ou rooitwit is having a rugby orgasim because Stormers getting klapped.I have always said ou rooitwit is a turncoat. Here he is shouting for the crusties. The twit is a complete turncoat.  Away with despicable traitor rooitwit ban him from the board! Bwahahahhhahaahahhahaha
Beeno unmasking the turncoat rooitwit.

 Cant ask for a better 40 minutes than that. Stormers have big problems here this could turn really ugly for them

 Commentators laughing at half time, mocking the SA side display. Embarassing. So embarassing they cut the broadcast.