Mighty Stormers versus the lion cubs Offical match thread

 I see the Storm ers scrum ranked number one in comp. What says Dr Moz?

 Good pla y by Britz, very interesting to see him at 8

stormers are tied with the lions, but as the saffa commentator said, its waht u do witht he ball after the scrum that matters even more so.

and WTF is warren whittley not playing??? o_O

F u whittley, i don t cvare if u look my former flatmate, u have been kicked out of my team, u bloody softcock.
his absence has surely handed me a rnd two loss to my cup opponent.

unless deon fourie scores like 3 tries and makes 20 tackles, u have a lifetime uchihca clan contract deon fourie if u score 50+ pts for me today, :?

 I had Whitely also. That will knock the hell out of my fantasy rugby team.
6-0 to the Stormers.

 Great move by Stormers and penalty goaled!
I think Whitely is injured saSUE. I see you are a c loset Stormers fan staying up late to watch some classic rugby.

 Dumb move by the hooker for stormers. really stupid.

 Missed the penalt y.

 Britz is playing well.

 Deon was rucked and took exception but it was hot headed. Great another penalty to take up s ome time and keep scoreboard ticking.Newlands in beautiful condidtion. Must stir myself and bethere next time. Weather is great.

 Britz has ALL the skills. Great in lineout and can pass a ball. Pace and work rate.

 Try stormers!

 Discipline oaks please!!

 Stormers scored while a player was in the bin. Not bad. Lions should have taken advantage of that.

 Yes a try!! Slick work by Jean and nice finish by Allende.You see De Jongh has good pace. Could make a good wing. His passing is his weak point.

 Another try to stormers. Lions are looking weak.

 Second try!!! Go Mighty Stormers. I hope that dope rooitwit is watching!! Hahahhahahahaha

 Commentator explained stormers have been having counselling session with a shrink. Very wise, especially when I hear they have been training with sheep and hay bales, lol

 Can Stormers play two halves like this is the question JW.

 Good defense.

Great defence by Stormers. Attitude is right for the game. No frivolous comments JW this is serious business.Brilliant by that great warrior Deon Fourie.

 Dangerous tackle!!! W hat rubbish

 Tackle on Mapoe was silly by J ean

 Stormers off the boil?

 TShunter is a load of crap, I can barely see anything

 Deon Fourie brilliant again over the ball and wins penalty.

 Jw usually can tell were one can watch?

 Very intense stuff. Desparate effort being put in by both sides

 22,341 attendance. Not too bad for Easter and Stormers being bottom of log.

 ....Bean Brain hows it going mate. Not gunna watch the game as it's morning now and i wanna stay awake for a few hours.

 

Not sure if winning this game is gunna lift you off the bottom of the log but it's a good start mate so well done..

 Brycy my friend it might take us ahead of the Cheetahs but whatever when you are at the bottom of the log any win is great. Fact is unless we get players back we will struggle. 11 Players out.
Anyhow my compliments to all the Kbbs - you were fantastic company re todays rugby.Always have a great sense of banter and fun.
POSSIBLE Boks in the Stormers squad. Jean, Vermuelen, Fourie, Allende. Malherbe and kitshoff are getting there. Allende - is JP better than this guy. Allende appears more able to beat his opponent. Very strong and a hard worker. 

We move to 14.What I do note much is made of sharks injuries and lions etc but has any side got more than 11 of their squad out.To me the big losses are Etzebeth, Liebenberg, Schalk, Elstadt, Howard  and Aplon. 
Taute was a bit better so hopefully he will continue to get better.
I see Allende was man of match. Okay but Deon deserved it. Amazing steals and work rate.

 They are saying that D eon Fourie would have been man of the match but for the yellow.