Mighty Stormers versus wee bulle offical match thread

 Mallet says with all the Stomers injuries they have no chance. We shall see!

 Nice start Stormers. Schalk making his prescence felt.

 Kolbe could cause some havoc.
Schalk getting active

 TRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great step Juan De Jongh. DR Moz a comment?Ha hahahahahahaha

 Cheslin Kolbe is a born scrummie. Could be a great is he makes the change soon.

 ou windpomp choking on his lemon juice! 

 Another brilliant try by the Mighty Stormers. Juan De Jongh steps aga in and gets in for a great try.You will hear more about it from Dr Moz! Hahahahahahahaha

 windpomp doubles the whisky con test in his lemon juice.

 Great Try Dejong. He must be one o the highest try scorers this year even though he has missed lots of games with injury. 
Still think Dejong should play on the wing, but he is having a good season at 13

 Bean Brain just woke up to find the Stormers leading...had to pinch myself to check I was actually a wake..

...missed the last game but looks like Bugs Bunny's team struck again the wicked wabbit so another unfortunate weekend for SA rugby ...

...c'mon Bean Brain lets see what yr team is made of...I'm backing the underdog coz I like a good burger

 You want an Allende to flatten Nonu. De Jongh cant cope with that.

 Poor call by Craig who tends to favour the home side. As commentators say unlucky call for Stormers.

...Joubert reffing like a pedantic yarpy.. .all tied up but nothing a runaway try by Aplon won't fix 

Dont hold your breath Brycy, Aplon is not playing. However Cheslin Kolbe is so expect tries from him.

 Brycy we need to keep the game fluid and run the ball. We are a bit out gunned a bit in the tighter phases and set pieces but are looking good when we attack.
It's a long shot but who knows. How will altitude effect the guys in the second half. 

 ...bad luck Bean Brain Stormers showing promise mate...looking forward to them bullying the Bulls in the second half...always fun to silence a Loftus crowd...ask any Kiwi haha..

 Its a big ask Brycy but we shall see.

...Joubert got his blue bangers on...bit cranky after his Sharkies got the klap earlier I think  

...Joubert loves his whistle...probably takes it to bed with him at night..

 The mind boggles that Deon Fourie didnt start. 

 Why kick the ball away!!!

Why take off Schalk!!!! We need that physicality! Allistair you are clueless and the weakest link. Goodbye!

 Kurt has a pop gun kick. Hence if that cant improve he is not going to make it.
Pollard out kicking him by miles.

 Bulle score.
Tough now to come back. 

 Cheslin does not have great top speed. H e is a scrummie Allistair. I talk to the trees.

 Guys just run the ball and have a good go!

 Yes when Schalk leaves the pitch, the spirt of the team leaves with it. 
Stupid Stupid Alister. Only take Schalk off if the game is in the bag, never when a game is close.

 Allende drops it. Allende has been very good - definitely better than JP. But we probably need him at center for the Boks

 Good result from the log position as bulle may yet make playoffs.

 Scrolling through planet rugby coverage of the game it looks like Stormers got off to a decent start but then it's a lot of penalties & a try or two against the Stormers . I hope the Stormers gave a good account of themselves at least?

Beeno's wife, the children,  cats, dogs, every body probably running for cover as Beeno goes out to fetch a  brick to throw through the TV, hoping that ou Windpomp did not note his premature gloating a number of posts earlier.

 Hey windpomp at least the lemonade sweetened you up!! Bwahahahhahahahaha

 Wasnt too abd considering the kids we had on the park JW. 

 The Bulls maying the playeroffs would put S15 standards back a few centuries. Only the Stormers making the playoffs could be worse.