Mighty Stormers versus wee guppies offical match banter

 I  may have to take the wife to dinner, she has been travelling for a week & just returned today so margin of maneuver is narrow 

 Sharks look like they are here to play.

 Peyper - hope the twit blows a decent game. Penalty to Sharks its 3-0

 Bismark is dishing some handbags out already. Glad we have a good ref.

 Sharks getting very uppity. Scrum going to be a huge problem

 ....Bean brain good luck mate ... looks like Baboon bismark up to his old tricks already...too funny  

 Stormers are not looking good so far.

 Stupid Coleman kick!!!

...good point too Bean Brain about yarpy refs being twits...yr rtalking some sense for once..  

 Stupid tackle. Penalty. also a yellow. Here we go again.

 Thanks brycy I am making you and JW honary Stormer supporters for today given your sincere support!Carr off for a yellow. But cant complain it was stupid stuff from Carr. 

 ....so far Steyn 6 - not so clever mike 0

 Another stupid kick from Col eman!

 Stormers should have learned to play cleanly while in NZ Brycy. Slow learners I guess

...pretty tame tackle around the chest but hey..Sharkies need all the help they can get against the Mighty Stormers 

 stormers backs looked good on that play but lose the ball.

 Great break by De Allende and De Jongh but bissie steals.

....peyper keeping the home crowd happy by the looks ...Stormers really up against it with this plonker officiating..

 Well said Brycy ref needs to protect the guppi es!!! 

 Penalty to Stormers. Hahhahahaha sink this and it 6-3!
Guppies seem a little flat. Stor mers making them look bad rooitwit? 

 Could Bok call ups be effecting the play of bulle and guppies? Lets see howe guppies go

 stormers should not get in a kicking dual. they should run the sharks off their feet.

 Biise playing like a mong. I am sure you kiwis agree!

 ...maybe the Sharkies are suffering from jetlag...steyn to tired to run with the ball so gunna kick all day thinking he;s naas botha

 off to eat 

 Another penalty to Stormers.
Seriously the Sharks look completely flat. Poor rooitwit sweating buckets.
I cant accept sharks so dominant re territory.
6-6 Bwahahahahhahahahahahaahahahhahaha
Sombre mood in stadium says Skinstad

 ...Baboon Bismark leads by example Bean brain...what that could mean for the Springboks this year we'll leave up to yr imagination 

 Nothing less than a five po inter should be be satisfactory to the sharkies.

 Poor quality game but Stormers get penalty. Sink this to level up.
Brycy, Bissie has the number of the wee abs so we forgive him for much.

 Its 9-9.
Jake must be concerned at how flat the sharks are. Stern words at half time.

 ...Sharkies looking frazzled and Coleman levels the scores ...gotta feeling not so clevermike is busy with a very damning critique of what is a very slow start from the competition leaders...jake the flake will be happy though as his Brumbies won again thanks to him...

 ...Shark attack...Stormers get savaged and Sharkies now smelling blood in the water..

 Groom fails to put in a decent kick and finally Reinach scores. All just before half time.
Rooitwit chokes over his warmed milk! Bwahahahahahha

 have to agree with snapster - Ruan Botha is a useful young lock.
Penalty to Stormers in front.

 hahahahhaha Stormers scrum pummels sharks  - Amazing!!

 Its 16-12 to guppies!

 Jannie retires for the evening on a low note. Bwahahahhaahhaha

 Steyn sinks a penalty. Sharks could have gone for a tr y? Chickened out!!!

Daniel comes on. Sharks are going to run the ball.