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Started by Saffolk 39 REPLIES1,406 VIEWS· 29 Oct 2014, 17:37
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SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
29 Oct 2014, 17:37
#1
29 Oct 2014, 17:37#1

You said I was fat.......either you are lying or you have seen me lately........what is it?

 

Given I know the last time we met was nearly a decade ago.....I'm just curious to know how you reached the conclusion regarding my weight?

 

Take your time old guy

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
29 Oct 2014, 17:44
#2
29 Oct 2014, 17:44#2
Oh so your were fat and you've taken my advice a slimmed down....considerably? Good show D ave....have you been able to increase your height?
CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
29 Oct 2014, 17:53
#3
29 Oct 2014, 17:53#3
I have had it with some members of this site.   We start a rugby discussion and  you end up trying to find rugby issues between the personal mug that is spread throughout the thread.   The main culrpit on that score is Mozart.   Just think about it - none of us is interested in Dave's physique - in places of employment of members and what they do and not do.
Nobody is perfect on this site - we all support certain players and not others.   Everybody is to a degree prejudiced for and against some players.   However, what is an abomination is if mmembers cannot logiacally find reasons to support their arguments and resort to fabrication. 
We all have supported players for Springbok selection.  We all have been at times disappointed in some of our favuorite players.   All of us has supported at one stage or another a player who was selected and failed in achieving the results we expect from a Springbok.  However, to constantly come up with rubbish about how bad ypur knowledge of player performances is because you at one stage supported a failed  player - is BS.
Fact is all members have one common interest and that is RUGBY - we frankly are not  or should not be interested in anything else.  
So please let us get back to rugby issues and not any other BS.
       
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
29 Oct 2014, 18:01
#4
29 Oct 2014, 18:01#4
So I started this thread? Wake up....by the time I get up Chicago time, CC, Cheezer Dave and RooiAAS have  usually put of a few posts attacking me. You have put up a lurid headline like mozart must be devastated or mozart is lying.  I don' t whine, I just take care of business. Toughen up you old coot or practice what you preach.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
29 Oct 2014, 18:07
#5
29 Oct 2014, 18:07#5

Moffie, stop being a little coward and answer the question little man.......there have been a good few posters reading this thread.

 

Its plain to see you are lying so why not just man up and apologise you pathetic little man

 

Liar  

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
29 Oct 2014, 18:11
#6
29 Oct 2014, 18:11#6

I think I have Fattie.

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
29 Oct 2014, 19:04
#7
29 Oct 2014, 19:04#7

Moffie answer the question.....how can you say I am fat having not seen me for nearly 10 years

 

No ducking, for the more you duck the deeper you dive.

 

We all know I have you in a corner.......show some skill and get out of this one without a plunge.

 

Poor Moffie has put his foot in it.

 

Low life liar  

DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
29 Oct 2014, 20:49
#8
29 Oct 2014, 20:49#8

Dave


I'm just a tad tired of this nonsense....here a simple straight up and down question...




Were you fat?


Tx

 

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
29 Oct 2014, 20:53
#9
29 Oct 2014, 20:53#9
 Denise who gives a flying toss what you think or are tired of?
CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
29 Oct 2014, 20:55
#10
29 Oct 2014, 20:55#10
 I met Saf fex iin 2004 in London and he was NOT fat.   That I remember him well is that he had a blue-striped short on and there was no stomach bulge in evidence.   
CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
29 Oct 2014, 21:04
#11
29 Oct 2014, 21:04#11
 You also said that Bakkies Botha was dropped by Toulon and replaced by Ali Williams.......
PA
PakieCaptain17,321 posts
29 Oct 2014, 21:05
#12
29 Oct 2014, 21:05#12
I don't think the bulge you would see in a "short" is a stomach bulge Mike...
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,293 posts
29 Oct 2014, 21:15
#13
29 Oct 2014, 21:15#13
Saffex is you are so concerned if the board thinks your are fat, why not get a picture posted with a time stamp? The way you would create a thread about yourself being overweight could suggest guilt. Come on, not even women would post this type of stuff on a rugby blog



MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
29 Oct 2014, 21:24
#14
29 Oct 2014, 21:24#14
Don't lie Dave, I saw you shortly after the RWC 07. I know you are quantitively challenged, but even you know that's 7 years not 10. What a totally dishonest human being you are. A fat liar.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
29 Oct 2014, 21:28
#15
29 Oct 2014, 21:28#15
Sharktwat I know I keep repeating myself but are you really this thick? 
Do you honestly think my weight is the issue here?
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
29 Oct 2014, 21:34
#16
29 Oct 2014, 21:34#16
 Explain the difference between 7 and 10 Vetsak.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
29 Oct 2014, 21:35
#17
29 Oct 2014, 21:35#17
Moffie nice try at avoiding the question old timer. But kindly point out where I said it was 10 years....another Moffie lie.
But back to the issue in hand. Old timer how did you reach the conclusion that I am fat.
Answer the fucking question you pathetic sad excuse for a man.
You are a true COWARD

CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
29 Oct 2014, 21:42
#18
29 Oct 2014, 21:42#18
 Cerad oos 
I saw Williams in the starting line up - doos.    What has that got to do with whether Dave is fat or not - dom ding?  
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
29 Oct 2014, 21:45
#19
29 Oct 2014, 21:45#19
You lied about 7 vs 10 fat man....admit it, and I'll tell you why I am certain you are still as fat as the sacrificial pig.  
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
29 Oct 2014, 21:46
#20
29 Oct 2014, 21:46#20
Mike yep you are exposing Moffie for the liar he is.
I was not fat in 2004 or 2007....have never been fat in my life.
SH
Sharky54Club Pro247 posts
29 Oct 2014, 21:48
#21
29 Oct 2014, 21:48#21
When I came onto this forum, at the time that my wife was ill and then I got ill and the wheels were well and truly coming off in all directions - I weighed 72 kg....can you guys believe that ?

I weighed what I did in matric....hectic...I have photos and its not good....

I honestly thought I was on my way out. I even took out a few life insurances with concern that a diagnosis was imminent LOL

Anyway, I am a more normal 92 odd kg now (my weight fluctuates a bit depending on the size of the dump I have taken that day). Although for my height many may still consider me to be skinny, I fall nicely in the middle of body mass index.

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
29 Oct 2014, 21:52
#22
29 Oct 2014, 21:52#22
Well Dave is 6 inches shorter than you and way heavier. A short fat man who called himself Big Dave....at the bottom of the scrum lies a giant of a man, Big D ave....waaahahaha.
CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
29 Oct 2014, 21:53
#23
29 Oct 2014, 21:53#23
 It means that you could well be lying now, like you did when you said that Williams replaced Bakkies. Yes, Williams was in that starting line-up. That was what I was trying to tell you all the time. Both Bakkies and Williams usually start the games but Williams never replaced Bakkies like you said. Bakkies was out injured because he was tramped in the face. As soon as Bakkies was fit to play again, it was business as usual with Williams at 5 and Bakkies at 4. I could have used one of many of your lies to indicate how "trustworthy" your evidence of ou Dawie's physique is.
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
29 Oct 2014, 21:57
#24
29 Oct 2014, 21:57#24

Dave wrote me an e mail, with a comment about how distinguished I looked. When I demurred, he said, and I quote:

 

"Put it this way you are much better looking than Mike".

 

And here is the poor dumb plank defending the fat man.   W hen you know the inside story it's always funnier.

BO
bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
29 Oct 2014, 21:58
#25
29 Oct 2014, 21:58#25
Dawie all your, 'I'm not fat, I'm not fat' bleating simply goes to prove what a self-obsessed plonker you are . Reminds me when you came running here bleating about being moderated somewhere else . Get a grip ffs .
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
29 Oct 2014, 22:08
#26
29 Oct 2014, 22:08#26
Coward how about an answer?
DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
29 Oct 2014, 22:14
#27
29 Oct 2014, 22:14#27

Dave


Please don't be rude.....now please.....tell me...



Were you fat?



It's just a question.  

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
29 Oct 2014, 22:15
#28
29 Oct 2014, 22:15#28
Vetsak admit you lied about the time frame and I'll give you an answer. I'm not asking for much, it's obvious you lied, just admit it.  
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
29 Oct 2014, 22:19
#29
29 Oct 2014, 22:19#29
 Moffie I said nearly 10 years which was a guess as I have no idea what year we met. 7 years is close enough to 10 and brings me back to the point. If you have not seen me in nearly 10 years how did you conclude I am fat you useless coward? Where did I say it was 10 years you liar?
Answer the question you scum of the earth.
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
29 Oct 2014, 22:21
#30
29 Oct 2014, 22:21#30
 How about us opening a "have a go thread" and containing all this on one thread. Leaving the other threads less polluted.  The uncouth cretins rooitwit, snaspter and wee cc could be confined to this thread by Admin. Sane posters could visit the thread and see how the three plonkers are doing and try and rehabilitate the three low brow amigoes.
Brilliant idea by Beeno.
Bobbok with all due respect the oafs running kamp SS couldnt moderate themsleves out of a paper packet. Worst mods I have ever encountewred by a long, long, long way. Complete and utter twits.

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
29 Oct 2014, 22:25
#31
29 Oct 2014, 22:25#31
 Beenkop fuck off go read your bible you worthless prick
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
29 Oct 2014, 22:29
#32
29 Oct 2014, 22:29#32
You haven't admitted you lied about 10 years. And you did. We met right after the RWC. We spent time discussing Jake white and our win. You either know this or your memory is as shot as your body. Or you can't subtract 7 from 14.
Admit the lie and I'll tell you how I know you are still a porker.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
29 Oct 2014, 22:32
#33
29 Oct 2014, 22:32#33
Moffie where did I say it was 10 years?
Now answer the question you scum
Fucking COWARD
This is never going to go away....man up you girl
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
29 Oct 2014, 22:40
#34
29 Oct 2014, 22:40#34
Well you better be willing to stay up late, I have the time difference on my side. But do understand that you are now denying  a decade is 10 years?  
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
29 Oct 2014, 22:47
#35
29 Oct 2014, 22:47#35
I said close to a decade....but the issue is your cowardice you scum.
How did you reach the conclusion that I am fat, coward?
You last saw me 7 years ago.....simple answer will do
Man up coward....you are not escaping this one....I'll sabotage every post you scum.....now man up and answer or apologise....your choice
BO
bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
29 Oct 2014, 23:01
#36
29 Oct 2014, 23:01#36


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SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
29 Oct 2014, 23:13
#37
29 Oct 2014, 23:13#37
 Moffie I a m waiting
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Oct 2014, 08:05
#38
30 Oct 2014, 08:05#38

The adult is talking

 

Saffex

Status:Hall Of Fame
Posts: 10045 RE: Moffie
October 29, 2014, 22:47:22I'll sabotage every post you s[removed].....now man up and answer or apologise....your choice


 

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
30 Oct 2014, 10:22
#39
30 Oct 2014, 10:22#39
 
Like a dog on heat!!
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Oct 2014, 10:36
#40
30 Oct 2014, 10:36#40

CC

 

If you really feel that way, don't fight the urges, but you are on the wrong forum son

 

Go to www.ineedtobespankedbymylady.com

 

 

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