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Moffie

Started by Saffolk 67 REPLIES1,412 VIEWS· 17 Oct 2025, 13:20
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SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
17 Oct 2025, 13:20
#1
17 Oct 2025, 13:20#1

Moffie, Moffie, Moffie……. how embarrassing for you


As I said all along we know you are a liar, so I’m going to ask you nicely, why do you keep telling us you never lie?


Do you know what hypocrisy means? I’ll explain it to you. It’s when you have the audacity to point out posters spelling and grammatical errors and in the process, informing them how illiterate or stupid they are only for you, the class clown, to commit the same errors.


Who the fuck do you think you are, first telling us you don’t lie when evidence proves you do and why do you think you are better placed to point out errors when your own fucking house is as dirty?


So Moffie are you a liar yes or no?

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
17 Oct 2025, 15:59
#2
17 Oct 2025, 15:59#2

Take it to Mike’s gripes Rhonda, as Pakie requests. Or just leave it that your Rooi save my arse episode ended in him being totally exposed,

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
17 Oct 2025, 16:11
#3
17 Oct 2025, 16:11#3

Are you a liar yes or no Moffie?

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
17 Oct 2025, 16:14
#4
17 Oct 2025, 16:14#4


Take it to Mike’s gripes Rhonda, as Pakie requests. Or just leave it that your Rooi save my arse episode ended in him being totally exposed

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
17 Oct 2025, 16:36
#5
17 Oct 2025, 16:36#5

Poor little Moffie embarrassed and humiliated and of course lacks the balls and credibility to admit he is a low life liar


Game set and match


I mean how fucking stupid do you have to be to think that you can get away with such an obvious lie?


Ouch

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
17 Oct 2025, 16:52
#6
17 Oct 2025, 16:52#6

Okay so you make it impossible for me to deal with your pathetic request where it should be dealt with. Now…what lie?

ST
Stavanger1Pro4,532 posts
17 Oct 2025, 17:21
#7
17 Oct 2025, 17:21#7

Will you two just get a room already!

RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
17 Oct 2025, 17:43
#8
17 Oct 2025, 17:43#8

Saffex, you and I both know that there is a world out there where PSdT is a plodder, Rassie is crap and this golden age of Springbok rugby isn't actually happening.


It's also a very shrill and self-righteous world with a lot of lying, bias, posturing, indignant outrage and foot-stamping.


Let's just not go there . . . or try to understand it. Leave Moffie and his Gimps in their little fantasy world.

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
17 Oct 2025, 17:51
#9
17 Oct 2025, 17:51#9

Help him Rhonda, the poor fellow is totally imploding.

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
17 Oct 2025, 17:53
#10
17 Oct 2025, 17:53#10

What lie???


Bwaahaaaahaaa are you serious


So you want me to humiliate you even further and spell it out for you?


Or are you going to just man up and admit you are a fucking liar old man


The floor is yours

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
17 Oct 2025, 17:55
#11
17 Oct 2025, 17:55#11

You have to love how this dumb old twat suddenly wants his exposure moved to a different category. I wonder why that is?



MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
17 Oct 2025, 18:18
#12
17 Oct 2025, 18:18#12

Because another, respected poster asked us to do that….but go ahead, throw the toys out the cot, spell it out.


Do take as much time as you need Fatty, I’m off for some nice Fall golf. Now that Rhonda failed so miserably and only embarrassed himself in making your non existent case, you’ll want to be a bit more crisp this time.

TM
The Mr McAllister Who Lives HereClub Pro120 posts
17 Oct 2025, 18:36
#13
17 Oct 2025, 18:36#13

Bit disappointed, honestly. I thought "Moffie" was the title of Dawie’s long-awaited autobiography. Turns out it’s just another episode of Project Insecurity.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 Oct 2025, 18:46
#14
17 Oct 2025, 18:46#14

There are one of two scenarios here...


1) Dawie has what he honestly believes to be a gotcha...and I assure you that he doesn't and will continue to expose himself in what has already proven to be the biggest exposure of a fake on this site, or


2) This is some absolutely spastic attempt at bluffing someone far smarter than he is.


Either way, go ahead, Dawie...


This should be fun.

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
18 Oct 2025, 13:01
#15
18 Oct 2025, 13:01#15

What lie you ask, as if you don’t know you pathetic, sad excuse of a man?


I’ll throw some clues in for you and let’s see if you man up and admit you are both a low life hypocrite and a fucking LIAR


Here goes:


You have regularly stated you never lie


You have the audacity to point out posters spelling and grammatical errors


Rooi has exposed you for committing the very same spelling and grammatical errors


You declared Rooi had never exposed you in this regard


And then we have this from you, brought up by Rooi


"You sides are splitting because your a fat, greasy toad."


The floor is yours yet again old man


Maybe get your pathetic bumbchum Buttplug to help you out with this one as he could not be further up your arse if he tried




PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Oct 2025, 13:13
#16
18 Oct 2025, 13:13#16

Bwhahaha!


That's it?


Kinda scraping the bottom of the cookie jar again there, Fattex.


Please, for the sake of all that is holy, tell me that's not the entire substance of what you'll be presenting.


Desperate much!!!???


ROTFLMAO!

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
18 Oct 2025, 13:21
#17
18 Oct 2025, 13:21#17

Wow Buttplug are you really this fucking stupid - serious question?

TM
The Mr McAllister Who Lives HereClub Pro120 posts
18 Oct 2025, 13:44
#18
18 Oct 2025, 13:44#18

So it turns out that Dawie is a bit of a Moffie.

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
18 Oct 2025, 13:55
#19
18 Oct 2025, 13:55#19

I’m sorry to disappoint you twats with only one example of your bumbchum Moffie lying


But guess what - I only need one example


I’m guessing that’s beyond you dumb fucks huh?

TM
The Mr McAllister Who Lives HereClub Pro120 posts
18 Oct 2025, 14:10
#20
18 Oct 2025, 14:10#20

Dawie, if you can’t see how childish this is, then you’re beyond help. You’re genuinely whining about a typo when you and your other half have done far worse. You should be embarrassed... though it’s clear maturity and class aren’t your strong suits. From what I’ve seen, Mozart has carried himself with honesty and fairness, actually adding value with thoughtful, insightful contributions. What your little cabal has offered, by contrast, is pure savagery - a thinly veiled mess masquerading as rugby content. Poetic, really... the title of your thread turned out to be its own prophecy.

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
18 Oct 2025, 15:33
#21
18 Oct 2025, 15:33#21

That’s not the fucking point you dumb prick fuck me how stupid are you?


Typo my arse, there are loads of examples of that hypocritical twat being exposed, I only needed one


Now here is the point you fucking halfwit


Moffie has the fucking audacity to point fingers at others only to commit the same offences himself


When informed of this fact he promptly told me he has never been exposed by Rooi - so he fucking lied after repeatedly telling us he NEVER lies


Lets hope that sinks in and if not go find a fucking bridge to jump off as you are not worth feeding


That lying hypocritical twat has been exposed

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
18 Oct 2025, 15:42
#22
18 Oct 2025, 15:42#22

Waaaaaaaaahahahaha I’m quaking in my boots, ‘your vs you’re’. That’s the big reveal? Dave I’m not an English literature graduate, but I am a voracious reader and I can assure you I know the difference. I did get a first in English at school and I can recite from memory much of Ode to the West Wind, L’Allegro or Il Penseroso. I do enjoy the language


Tell you what, let’s just draw a line under all this. You actually are a valuable member of the Board in that you follow the junior players more closely than the rest of us. But we all have opinions, which makes for discussion, which is why we are all here. Telling people to ‘shut up’ or worse defeats the purpose.


How about you drop the animosity and the insults and just enjoy the Board for what it is, a crazy collection of ideas, history and passion. We are all rugby guys and we share a common heritage no matter where we are in the world.


You can’t be enjoying all this animus….you against the world. Have some fun …..read L’Allegro, John Milton got it right long before rugby was invented:


Haste thee nymph, and bring with thee

Jest and youthful Jollity,

Quips and cranks, and wanton wiles,

Nods, and becks, and wreathed smiles,

Such as hang on Hebe's cheek,

And love to live in dimple sleek;

Sport that wrinkled Care derides,

And Laughter holding both his sides.


Try some laughter holding both your sides…..oops, perhaps that’s a bit of a stretch, no pun intended.


PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Oct 2025, 15:45
#23
18 Oct 2025, 15:45#23

"Moffie has the fucking audacity to point fingers at others only to commit the same offences himself


When informed of this fact he promptly told me he has never been exposed by Rooi - so he fucking lied after repeatedly telling us he NEVER lies"


Dawie, in your "lawyer" mind, is this really a gotcha?


Think carefully, ask yourself if there isn't something you've missed.


Go slow, think it through while breathing deeply and try really hard.


Who'm I kidding. It doesn't matter how hard you think, you won't realise the very basic error you've made.


Unreal

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
18 Oct 2025, 15:54
#24
18 Oct 2025, 15:54#24

Of course it is you fucking idiot are you beyond stupid - hardly takes a lawyer now does


What part of the lie are you missing you fucking moron huh?


Did your bumbchum Moffie lie? Yes or no Butthole?

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Oct 2025, 15:56
#25
18 Oct 2025, 15:56#25

Think harder...


It's very obvious and it will be pointed out to you.


Perhaps if you figure it out, though I really doubt you will, you could prepare.


It's gonna be funny.


I promise you, we're gonna laugh at you.



MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Oct 2025, 16:25
#26
19 Oct 2025, 16:25#26

So Dave, I made a suggestion to you. I’m certain you would be a happier person if you agreed to resume civil relationships with your fellow posters. That doesn’t mean you have agree with everything, just accept that others may have a different view. What’s the response?

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
19 Oct 2025, 16:28
#27
19 Oct 2025, 16:28#27

Dave is dave...stop trying to change him...rather just get along...why does everything have to be on certain terms...it's not that difficult...is it?

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Oct 2025, 17:02
#28
19 Oct 2025, 17:02#28

Trad is Trad….how good are you at accepting him on his own terms?


MP
MpowerPro5,061 posts
19 Oct 2025, 17:20
#29
19 Oct 2025, 17:20#29

Aaaah, so he can carry on insulting, defaming, and humiliating other posters while you conveniently stay on the fence, Draad?


And it means nothing that others are bothered by it or want him to stop?


That kind of thinking is exactly why this board’s participation has shrunk to just a small core of posters.


“Dave is Dave” isn’t an excuse for personal abuse. If a poster keeps humiliating others, it’s not about getting along, it’s about basic respect.


Pretending it’s harmless only enables the same behaviour that drives people away or stops others from participating.


MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Oct 2025, 17:23
#30
19 Oct 2025, 17:23#30

Spot on…M.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
19 Oct 2025, 17:38
#31
19 Oct 2025, 17:38#31

Yes, Draad...fuck off you homosexual ignorant cunt.


;)

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Oct 2025, 18:40
#32
19 Oct 2025, 18:40#32

Nice to see you can be yourself on here Plum. Decorum is so outdated.

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Oct 2025, 18:45
#33
19 Oct 2025, 18:45#33

Here’s an example of Draad’s tolerance:


MozartHall Of Famer

47,071 posts

Aug 30, 2025, 01:48



I like Trad he has his own angle and makes some interesting points



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DbDraadHall Of Famer

24,393 posts

Aug 30, 2025, 12:30



He's a bigot. Hy kan loop vlieg.



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DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
19 Oct 2025, 19:45
#34
19 Oct 2025, 19:45#34

Mooi loop Moz...

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Oct 2025, 19:59
#35
19 Oct 2025, 19:59#35

altyd!

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
19 Oct 2025, 21:18
#36
19 Oct 2025, 21:18#36

There's a difference between having an opinion and cussing out anybody that has a different opinion to yours.


Dawie insists on lowering the tone, and if everybody did that then Ruckers would be dead over night.


I guess one simply has to ask yourself how things would be if everybody behaved as you do.

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Oct 2025, 23:01
#37
19 Oct 2025, 23:01#37

Shame, he appears to be hurting. He’s gone all quiet since Rhonda, whose help he whined for, only succeeded in making a fool of herself.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
20 Oct 2025, 07:47
#38
20 Oct 2025, 07:47#38

Nah, he's out in his ice-cream van on Weekends.


He'll be back and tell us all how fantastic JJ and Galant are and how we're stupid for not recognising potential greatness.

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
20 Oct 2025, 12:38
#39
20 Oct 2025, 12:38#39

So Moffie I see you don’t have the balls to man up and answer the question


Are you are liar or not you fucking low life?

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
20 Oct 2025, 14:36
#40
20 Oct 2025, 14:36#40

Nope not a liar, never have been:


MozartHall Of Famer

47,065 posts

Aug 06, 2024, 22:10



More assertions, more balls….against Ireland he did nothing as well. You’re just a groupie Dave, believing everything you are fed.

Take the first Irish test…here’s your great 6:

S KolisiFL045100300Five runs for 10 metres.’ Three tackles 1 missed.And we know he is useless at protecting the ball, useless at turning it over. Never used in the lineouts, never used to take kickoffs. Just a passenger.








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