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11 Jan 2017, 21:12
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11 Jan 2017, 21:12#1
RE: Ed.....
June 07, 2016, 14:30:04
A day in the life of Dumb Ass . . .
Brrrrrrrrrrrrriiinngggggg!!! (Alarm clock goes off)
Wha . . . huh . . . oh . . . another day. I wonder if Rooinek will talk to me on the message board today? Oh well, time to get up. I wonder what time Rooinek gets up? I really hate that Rooinek! He’s such a liar!
Washes, dresses, goes to the kitchen.
Let’s see what’s for breakfast . . . I wonder what Rooinek is having for breakfast? I bet he’s having a big plate of bacon and eggs while I have to have this cold leftover slice of pizza. Boy I hate that Rooinek! I bet he doesn’t speak to me again on the message board today! I must remember to tell everyone what a big liar Rooinek is.
Locks up the flat, goes downstairs and waits for a taxi to take him to the McDonalds Drive-Thru where he works.
I really hate that Rooinek. I bet he doesn’t have to use a taxi to get to work. It’s so unfair! I bet he also ignores me on the message board again today. Ooooh I hate that Rooinek. Maybe today is the day I finally get the better of Rooinek and everyone will congratulate me. That would be my life’s greatest achievement. Can’t wait for my lunch break when I can tell everyone what a big liar Rooinek is! I wonder what car Rooinek drives? He better not ignore me again today . . . or else I’ll tell everyone what a big liar he is . . . grrrrrr I hate Rooinek . . . he makes me so mad . . . I’m going to . . . . oh, here’s a taxi . . .
Dumb Ass Arrives at work and starts flipping burgers . . .
I hate this job . . . but not as much as I hate Rooinek! I bet he doesn’t have to flip burgers for a living. It’s not fair. I hate that Rooinek. He’s such a liar. I can’t wait to tell everyone what a big liar Rooinek is. Rooinek better not ignore me today! I’ll show him. Only a few more hours to go and then I can log on and tell everyone how much I hate Rooinek! Rooinek is such a liar!
Lunch break finally arrives and Dumb Ass quickly logs on to the Ruckers Forum . . .
Grrrrrrr . . . there’s that Rooinek posting again! Why does anyone listen to him? Don’t they know what a big liar he is? I better tell them . . . although maybe if I do Rooinek will ignore me again . . . what do I do? Man I really hate Rooinek! I want everyone to know what a big liar he is but then he might ignore me. This is so unfair . . . and my lunch break is nearly over ! Man I hate Rooinek! Rooinek tells fibs, Rooinek is so mean to me, Rooinek calls me Dumb Ass! Oooooooh I really hate Rooinek!
Back to work . . .
I hate Rooinek and I hate flipping burgers. One day I’m going to be promoted and I’ll be the one taking orders at the window instead of flipping these burgers and one day I’m going to tell everyone what a big liar Rooinek is and I’ll be the hero at Ruckers Forum. One day . . . wow I really hate Rooinek. I bet he doesn’t have to flip burgers for a living! I wonder what Rooinek is doing right now? I bet he’s telling lies! Rooinek is such a liar . . . I really hate him. He makes me so mad!
Finally work ends and Dumb Ass eats a McMuffin that someone dropped for his dinner and takes a taxi home again.
Home at last. What a crap day. I bet Rooinek’s day wasn’t as bad as mine. It’s so unfair. I hate Rooinek. I wish I’d told everyone what a big liar he is . . . but then he’d probably ignore me like last time. Rooinek makes me so mad! Maybe I should go next door and ask to borrow their laptop again and tell Rooinek just how much I hate him . . . or maybe I’ll do it tomorrow during my lunch break. I wonder what Rooinek is doing now? I bet he’s telling lies again. Rooinek is such a liar! I really hate Rooinek . . . he makes me so mad . . . yaaaaawn . . . I’m tired. I wonder if Rooinek is tired? I think I’m going to bed now. Hopefully I won’t dream of Rooinek again like last night . . . because I really hate Rooinek! He’s such a big liar! I wonder what time Rooinek goes to bed? Yaaawn . . . I really hate Rooinek . . .
Dumb Ass goes to bed and dreams of Rooinek . . . before the alarm clock wakes him for yet another fun-filled day in his exciting life.
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