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Started by Sharky5419 REPLIES321 VIEWS· 22 Oct 2014, 19:46
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Sharky54Club Pro247 posts
22 Oct 2014, 19:46
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22 Oct 2014, 19:46#1
Do you just 'watch TV' or do you 'Directv ?'

Channel 488 to 491 ?

Awesome news that since I arrived in the US, the number of rugby channels has grown from one to 3 channels !

I have seen some interesting spelling on the TV guide though - Western Provience and Eastern Provience....etc....doesn't matter, at least we get to watch the rugby - and in HD.

I hope they are planning to cover the world cup.


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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
22 Oct 2014, 22:00
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22 Oct 2014, 22:00#2
Sharky we get the Direct TV channels . They usually dont cover "non series" matches....like the YE tour games. But BeInSports sometimes does. RWCs tend to be put out for bid, and sadly the Networks sometimes pick them up. I say sadly because you are second to any college football game. Still it's much better than it was. 
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Sharky54Club Pro247 posts
24 Oct 2014, 18:22
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24 Oct 2014, 18:22#3
Western 'Provience' again Moz....LOL

Do the Americans not know the word 'Province' ? My goodness....
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Arthur JohnPro1,748 posts
24 Oct 2014, 19:28
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24 Oct 2014, 19:28#4
 Yep American education system....no standards and all students get passing grades.
Often wonder how they got to the moon and back?????????
Must have been those German engineers who got bought after WW2.  
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Sharky54Club Pro247 posts
24 Oct 2014, 20:17
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24 Oct 2014, 20:17#5
Not just space travel Arthur John.

Invented electricity for the masses, the light bulb, mass transit, first mass produced motorcar, flight, revolutionized oil refinement into gasoline and a few other things....sometimes I wonder myself....how on earth do these dumb Americans get so lucky ?

More recently, the Internet, Microsoft, Apple, Coca-Cola......amazing !
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becsPro4,378 posts
24 Oct 2014, 20:27
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24 Oct 2014, 20:27#6
 They weren't Americans that invented those things.....they were immigrants to America  
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Sharky54Club Pro247 posts
24 Oct 2014, 20:32
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24 Oct 2014, 20:32#7
Bill Gates & Steve Jobs aren't Americans ? Come now becs....
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Sharky54Club Pro247 posts
24 Oct 2014, 20:34
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24 Oct 2014, 20:34#8
What about Mark Zuckerberg ? Not American ?

At least all 3 of those were educated in the cr@ppy American education system.


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Sharky54Club Pro247 posts
24 Oct 2014, 20:41
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24 Oct 2014, 20:41#9
Must be something in the water here in America, that makes these immigrants come here and invent stuff....

I dunno, I am drinking straight from the tap here and I haven't got much smarter yet Maybe I am first generation - perhaps if I had kids they would invent time travel or perpetual motion or something. Something which once again will affect the entire world.
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Arthur JohnPro1,748 posts
24 Oct 2014, 21:14
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24 Oct 2014, 21:14#10
 If you think that Facebook (Fuckerberg) is an invention you have a major issue?????.
Typical American waste time and claim everything.

Bunch of pr..ks.

Please don't have any children........
Cheers.
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Sharky54Club Pro247 posts
24 Oct 2014, 22:53
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24 Oct 2014, 22:53#11
What about Microsoft Arthur John ? What operating system you use on your computer ?

Don't get so wound up dude. No need to get personal.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
24 Oct 2014, 23:07
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24 Oct 2014, 23:07#12
Arthur is a bit of a simpleton....he talks to other simpletons who agree nothing was invented by Americans.
The fact is education in the US is a more social thing. Hard science is taught to the few who have the capacity to use it. Make no mistake though there are plenty of them.
In the US education doesn't get serious  until post grad....but so many more Americans do post grad. Wise up Arthur. 
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Sharky54Club Pro247 posts
24 Oct 2014, 23:22
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24 Oct 2014, 23:22#13
Arthur will be pleased to know that my wife had a medical issue in 2012 which nearly took her life and now has a chronic and incurable medical condition prohibiting her from ever having children, so I will not be proliferating Arthur.

I am South African though - you will probably like me more even though South Africans can only really claim fame for inventing the Kreepy Krauly and pioneering cardiac transplant. More recently the only news from South Africa is about corruption really.

The fact is, unless you dont use a computer, or electricity, or flight, or a motorcar or toilet paper for that matter - you are using something every single day invented, pioneered or revolutionized in the USA by people born in America.

Grand ol place this - nobody likes us - but the great thing about being American is that we dont really give a sh*t

And with that I say - Enjoy the rugby !


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BlikkiesPro1,526 posts
24 Oct 2014, 23:27
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24 Oct 2014, 23:27#14
Ja, ja Sharkie, there are quite a couple of very clever Yanks out there, but they all have a genetic deficiency and that is they could be at times be very hardegat: It beats me why they are so stubborn to acknowledge that Celsius is a better system than Fahrenheit and also why they stick to pounds instead of kilograms. 
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Sharky54Club Pro247 posts
24 Oct 2014, 23:39
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24 Oct 2014, 23:39#15
Bliks - hey bro, I dont think you and I have chatted in years !

I am actually just getting under the okes skin. To be truthful there are a lot of people here that are quite ignorant. I can understand why people develop a general impression of Americans being dumb.

A cashier in Target told me the other night she wont go to the State Fair because she is scared of getting Ebola....As someone who works in medicine, I had to bite my tongue. But besides her complete misunderstanding of the disease, the fact that she works in Target and touches thousands of articles touched by other people every day didn't seem to bother her LOL !

I already speak in Pounds, miles, gallons, inches etc. I guess it is what they know...


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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
24 Oct 2014, 23:48
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24 Oct 2014, 23:48#16
I'm in favour of pounds , shillings and pence.....any old moron can multiply by 10  
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BlikkiesPro1,526 posts
24 Oct 2014, 23:53
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24 Oct 2014, 23:53#17

I was glad to see you back Sharkie and I wish good health will come into your life.

I remember you way back to the, I think, News24 forum when you one day told the joke how you once struggled to find the word skoenveters and the closest word you could think at that moment was skoenlappers ... lol

  

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Sharky54Club Pro247 posts
24 Oct 2014, 23:53
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24 Oct 2014, 23:53#18
LOL...indeed...

Also it took me back to primary school maths when I was hanging paintings etc. and my wife asks me what half of 21 and 3/8ths of an inch is....

All the rest of the measures are coming through nicely. When I got here I still had my GPS set in kms. I recently got a new car, and I didn't bother changing the GPS - quarter of a mile at 70 Mph makes perfect sense to me now...LOL

Its amazing how tough these things are that one never thought would be an issue

Just as I say this, I can hear my neighbor shooting in the forest behind our house again...LOL...gotta love North Carolina !

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Sharky54Club Pro247 posts
24 Oct 2014, 23:56
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24 Oct 2014, 23:56#19
Hey Bliks - yes dude that did happen. My wife (who comes from a fine and much loved Afrikaans family) literally nearly pee'd in her pants. I went into the Heeren 2000 in Menlyn to get a pair of shoelaces....and trying to be conscientious to an older gentleman, I spoke Afrikaans and nicely asked the guy if he had skoenlappers....my wife laughed so hard I thought she was going to pass out from oxygen deprivation.

I am glad to be back. There are the usual grumpy okes around - but that I suppose is life.
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Sharky54Club Pro247 posts
24 Oct 2014, 23:57
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24 Oct 2014, 23:57#20
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