Moz

Hahaha…liking you as much as I do Dave, I almost wish that was true! But nah, look at the Springboks dominated thread and your demise.

Don't go soft on us Dave, your hard edge is all that keeps you interesting given your lack of rugby expertise.

Good man.

All that ice cream has gone to Dave’s head.

Geez Plum didn’t you know Dave only puts on weight round his biceps.

Oh God…..here we go again ! 

Oh yeah, Saffex. 

Your body is a temple. 

Your body is a temple.

Taj Mahal, perhaps? A round dome with a pointy bit at the end?

Temple of Karnak ? One of the most impressive in the world…

One of the most impressive in the world…

Not appropriate in this context then, Becs.

Kailasa Temple also knows as the Ellora Caves.

Carved from the top down, out of the side of a mountain. The whole thing is one piece of rock. And that includes every finely carved statue or relief you see in these images.

Impressive?

Incredible artistic accomplishment…..not Dave’s body, I mean the temple. Dave’s body is more of an incredible caloric accomplishment.

Oh Pakie, you have no idea  

I'd put Kailasa somewhere in my top 5.

But the numebr 1 spot is surely the Egyptian Labyrinth. To think, it' s still there, hidden somewhere in Egypt.

Here is a summary of what Herodotus said about it...

Herodotus, the famous Greek historian, described the Egyptian labyrinth in his book "The Histories" as a truly awe-inspiring structure, even grander than the pyramids according to him. Here are some key points from his description:

• Layout: It consisted of twelve roofed courts, six facing north and six facing south, all connected within one massive outer wall.
• Scale: He mentions a staggering number of chambers - 3,000 in total - with 1,500 above ground and another 1,500 underground (though he admits he only saw the upper ones).
• Construction: The labyrinth boasted a stone roof matching the walls, decorated with intricate carvings. Each court was surrounded by beautifully crafted pillars made of white stone.
• Pyramid Connection: At the end of the labyrinth, near a corner, stood a large pyramid (around 240 feet high) adorned with impressive carvings. An underground passage supposedly led to this pyramid.

It's important to remember that Herodotus visited Egypt in the 5th century BC, and the labyrinth itself might have been even older. The exact location and purpose of the labyrinth remain a mystery, adding to its allure.

Is you liking sweet things the reason you like me, Saffex ?  

( Fat ) Saffex  ( Fatter )

There you go, Saffex, 

We know the truth, Saffex. Ignore them  

That you do, Saffex  

Safex likes the Black Keys. Its his only redeeming feature...

Play this tune to your lady's on this public holiday boys...

not the same, but immediately made me think of this:

Oh you guys are getting a bit soppy now  

Becs, if we were being sop py, we'd pull this one out...

I bet you use that one all the time, Plum  

soppy ?

Soppy in its own unique way, blob  

but not in a   merrychristmasyourarseithankgoditsourlast    kind of way tho ?

That’s just the drink talking. 

They can’t live without each other.