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Mozart's DUMB MUSCLE competition

Started by clevermike2 REPLIES145 VIEWS· 25 Jun 2014, 11:56
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
25 Jun 2014, 11:56
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25 Jun 2014, 11:56#1

Mozrt started this one off by referring to Jacques du Plessis as a DUMB MUSCLE and it being a rare original idea from him - I thought that a competition as to the Dumbest Muscle in SA Rugby would really be interesting.


I have two nominees for the competition t find the dumbest muscle in SA Rugby, namely -

*    Flippie van der Merwe - the great lover of cards - he prefers yellow ones - but a red comes his way occassionally as well.   He is a hard worker and may get a few penalties thrown in as well - a just reward for being dumb most of the time. 


*    Willem Alberts - also a lover of cards - but since he loafs most of the time - not really a  substantial collector.  He just love it to follow up when there has already a card being issued - 13 players on the field is better than 14.  He is noted for getting the ball and forgetting there are 14 other players on the field as well - so he walks forward a meter or two and gets tackled - never passing a ball.   The great inventor of the Alberts-Treeby tackle technique.


I am not going to nominate any NZ and OZ players to participate in this illustrious competition - I leave that to their fans on this site.   Looks like Tameifuna is a potential candidate though.


SA supporters please make further nominations - it will be real fun to see who comes out on top in this wonderful competition.




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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
25 Jun 2014, 22:54
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25 Jun 2014, 22:54#2
Oom....there is no Mozart dumb muscle competition. You are using my brand in a misleading way. Kindly desist or I might have to employ the Sappster to file for damages.  
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
26 Jun 2014, 01:05
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26 Jun 2014, 01:05#3
 Mozart
You raised the issue of Dumb Muscle - and I just carried on from there.  This was necessary since there are more dumb muscle players around and I pinpointed two of those.  
So be careful - my third nominee would have been even more revealing than the obvious first two.  Sorry to say - but Jacques du Plessis is not in the top 10t grouping  in the said category. 
Just a question - How come Jannie du Plessis is a qualified medical doctor and he makes so many awful mistakes in rugby?  
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