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Murder oh so confusing:

Started by Mozart14 REPLIES792 VIEWS· 17 Aug 2018, 01:54
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MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
17 Aug 2018, 01:54
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17 Aug 2018, 01:54#1
This beats anything Agatha ever wrote: …………………………………………………… On March 23, 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus, and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to the effect indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety net had been installed just below the eighth floor level to protect some building workers, and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned. The room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun! The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife, and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus. When one intends to kill subject 'A' but kills subject 'B' in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject 'B.' When confronted with the murder charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant, and both said that they thought the shotgun was not loaded. The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, assuming the gun had been accidentally loaded. The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of the murder even though he didn't actually pull the trigger. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus. Now comes the exquisite twist... Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son, Ronald Opus, had actually murdered himself. So the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide. A true story from Associated Press....
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
17 Aug 2018, 02:23
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17 Aug 2018, 02:23#2

I would love to say this is surprising. However, the past few years have presented to me the very outer limits of insanity and craziness  

It's tragic though, being guilty of your own murder, but not via suicide. There has to be some kind of posthumous award. There simply has to be. 



MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
17 Aug 2018, 05:29
#3
17 Aug 2018, 05:29#3
Glad you enjoyed it....surely the most bizarre suicide ever.
PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 Aug 2018, 06:01
#4
17 Aug 2018, 06:01#4

I forget the which one, but this was used in a film as well.

CR
CrusadersfanPro3,099 posts
17 Aug 2018, 07:05
#5
17 Aug 2018, 07:05#5

Urban legend or more accurate "Fake News" so Beeno will swallow it 

KM
Ka MateClub Pro246 posts
17 Aug 2018, 08:33
#6
17 Aug 2018, 08:33#6
Yeah Crusader, an old and stale urban legend from about 20 years ago. Hard to believe anyone would think it's a true story.
Also what's it doing in the rugby section?
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
17 Aug 2018, 09:12
#7
17 Aug 2018, 09:12#7

Car mat beats dense denise to the whine. Per haps because its Dr Moz posting (Great post actually).

WA
WardadPro6,663 posts
17 Aug 2018, 09:31
#8
17 Aug 2018, 09:31#8

I heard beandork tried to commit hari kari by sticking his head in the oven but it just burnt his ears off.

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
17 Aug 2018, 15:16
#9
17 Aug 2018, 15:16#9
A bit of humour vs a sour, catty, chip on the shoulder response....which would most posters rather see on the Board?
WA
WardadPro6,663 posts
17 Aug 2018, 15:20
#10
17 Aug 2018, 15:20#10

I dunno ,can I see that second one again ?

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
17 Aug 2018, 15:26
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17 Aug 2018, 15:26#11
Not refering to you WD but to your countrymen Sader and Ka Mate .
PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 Aug 2018, 15:51
#12
17 Aug 2018, 15:51#12

Moz

The former. Defos the former.

But just to be boring...

Wouldn't intent be absent due to impossibility? 

JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
17 Aug 2018, 20:16
#13
17 Aug 2018, 20:16#13

Ha ha, good one Moz.

MO
MoonroverPro1,973 posts
18 Aug 2018, 07:45
#14
18 Aug 2018, 07:45#14

Staying in the States..........the couple then sued the body corporate for negligence on roof security and they countersued for discharging a fire-arm in the city precinct.

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WardadPro6,663 posts
18 Aug 2018, 10:37
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18 Aug 2018, 10:37#15

No worries Moz ,didnt really think you were.

Pretty funny yarn though.

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