My Descriptive Words for Board Members ...

Comrade – Self Serving  

BeanDip – Hypocrite

SharkShit – Confused

Mozart – Analytical  

Pakie - Wise

Devil’s Advocate – Argumentative

Plum – Sharp

Ceradyne - Courageous 

Cloudy – Feisty 

Redneck – Aggressive

BlobBok – Cautious  

Dumb Fuck Dave – Liar

Draad - Patriotic

CleanCut – Objective

Sebastian - Pompous 

FlashDakota – Too Quiet

Shezza - Loner

Denny – Fearful 

Auge - AKA

Chippo - Funny

Arthur - Gullible

Wardad – Hick

Stavanger - Bitter

BlueBok - RockStar

Apologies to those I've left out.

Mine . . .

Comrade (Ou Maaik?) – Stupid  

BeanDip (Baboon-ou) – Brainwashed

SharkShit (Sharkbok) – Outspoken

Mozart (Moffie) – Pompous 

Pakie - Diplomatic

Devil’s Advocate  (DumbAss) – Obsessed

Plum (Plumchum) – Confusing

Ceradyne (Cowardunce) - Cowardly 

Cloudy – Feisty (no change) 

Redneck (Rooinek) – Patient

BlobBok – Consistent  

Dumb Fuck Dave (Saffex) – Provocative 

Draad - Boring

CleanCut (Klown) – Delusional

Sebastian (Tit) - Attention-Seeking

FlashDakota – Too Quiet (no change)

Shezza - Loner (no change)

Denny (Dense) – Obsequious (To Dense's credit, that's outdated. I'd upgrade him to P rincipled) 

Auge (Omlet) - Rugby-ignorant

Chippo (MicroChop) - Funny (no change)

Arthur - Insignificant

Wardad – Loyal 

Stavanger - Informed

BlueBok - Scarce

Additions:

xavi - Erratic

Brycy - Informed/Funny

Sonny Bill/Admit One/ Tooth Fairy - Loser

Rooinek

Just a mild question?  You call Beeno brainwashed - are you not even worst being brainwashed? ,   

QED

So you admit you are addicted to fake news.  

wee cc a foul mouthed and vey confused loon.  

I could of course expand on that but politeness prevents me.

Redrooi a brain washed loser suffering from severe TDS. One could right a book on this half baked twits nonsense.

Rooi, i made some corrections...

Comrade (Ou Maaik?) – Stupid  

BeanDip (Baboon-ou) – Brainwashed

SharkShit (Sharkbok) – Outspoken

Mozart (Moffie) – Pompous 

Pakie - Diplomatic

Devil’s Advocate  (DumbAss) – Obsessed

Plum (Plumchum) – Confusing

Ceradyne (Cowardunce) - Cowardly 

Cloudy – Feisty (no change) 

Redneck (Rooinek) – Patient

BlobBok – Consistent  

Dumb Fuck Dave (Saffex) – Provocative 

Draad - Boring

CleanCut (Klown) – Delusional

Sebastian (Tit) - Attention-Seeking

FlashDakota – Too Quiet (no change)

Shezza - Loner (no change)

Denny (Dense) – Obsequious (To Dense's credit, that's outdated. I'd upgrade him to Principled) 

Auge (Omlet) - Rugby-ignorant

Chippo (MicroChop) - Funny (no change)

Arthur - Insignificant

Wardad – Loyal 

Stavanger - Informed

BlueBok - Scarce

Additions:

xavi - Erratic

Brycy - Informed/Funny

Rooi/Sonny Bill/Admit One/ Tooth Fairy - Loser

There, fixed.

Not sure about all the others but Rooinek.....loser... .. is so obviously true.

I don't think there's a poster for whom more words come to mind than Moffie and I'd consider changing his descriptive word to any of "predictable", "obsessed", "spiteful", "ignorant", "needy" or "petulant". . . but while all are true, none of those words convey the sense of self-importance that this drunken and childish old fop attaches to himself . . . with no apparent justification . . . so I think I'll leave it as "pompous".

Is that the longest sentence ever? I guess it’s straight from the heart, a stream of vitriol reflecting the frustration of being totally dominated.

1. Ok now its my turn:
2. clevermike – Always wrong  and a bitter old white man who won't accept that blacks are in charge now
   
3. BeanDip – Loves Jesus and his gay black son in law
   
4. SharkShit – Confused
   
5. Mozart – Prude. Sits in Chicago on his high horse looking down on the world.
   
6. Pakie - Good oke
   
7. Devil’s Advocate – Split personality
   
8. Plum – Good oke. Just has some odd views
   
9. Ceradyne - Here today, gone tomorrow
   
10. Cloudy – Feisty (agreed)
    
11. Redneck – Aggressive and loves a good box. He's become my mate over time
12. Cleancut - Loves people who love dildos.
    
13. BlobBok – Cautious  
    
14. David Searle – aka Jesus... where do I start? Fat, list loving, balding second rate lawyer who lives near tescos and had a rocking mother who just doesn't know how to say "No".
    
15. Draad - Patriotic (agreed)
    
16. CleanCut – Objective (agreed)
    
17. Sebastian - Total skitso. Nice guy today, Poes tomorrow 
    
18. FlashDakota – Wise. Cricket fundi
    
19. Shezza - Not much of a personality
    
20. Denny – Runs away when it gets tough (rumor has it, that's what he has done his whole life). And he just LOVES  to fucking argue even when unprovoked. He likes to thibk of himself as the god father of this forum, but he's more like the garden-boy that picks up stompies when the party has left. 
    
21. Auge - doos
22. Chippo - Legend. Great sense of humor. Add's a touch of class to the board. Loves someones mommy.
    
23. Arthur - who?
    
24. Wardad – absent
    
25. Stavanger - no idea
    
26. BlueBok - good oke

Chippo,

BlueBok and BlobBok?

Does the first one exist?

Holy shit man.

I need to pay attention.

My bad, BlueBok. 

Hmm it seems to me you’re the chap on the  high horse Chip-ou. Apparently 18 of our 26 regulars don’t meet your lofty standards. 

Wehe . . . predictably, the humourless old toad gets all defensive.

MicroChop, it was supposed to be a single word description. I could have written long essays about some of the low-lifes, deviants and zealots we have on here.

Having said that, your single word description of Omlet (Auge) beats mine hands down. Yours is more accurate and succinct.

Edit;

Rooi/Sonny Bill/Admit One/ Tooth Fairy - Repressed Loser

Not quite Plum, but there is one word that would come close...

Three utter mamparas when it comes to personality judgement, discernment and intuition...more misses than all the missed tackles debates. Thank goodness they are not major decision makers in law or government, mind you probably could not do worse than what we have now.

Just imagine if any of them were in a jury and you were the accused, would you have a fair trial ?

No, of course not, you would be condemned to the lethal injection and without the slightest bat of an eyelid. ..Horrors. 

But thank goodness they can only take their revenge on a toothless rugby forum that s pecialises in character assassinations instead of being productive at a job they are being paid to do.

If I were the owner principal of the companies they worked for, I'd fire the lot.

When I think of 2 characters here, this describes what goes on in my imagination (Lol)

A scene from Dicken's David Copperfield.

David Copperfield is Beeno.

Uriah Heep is Urinal Redneck.

https://youtu.be/hs1e3C-QMm4

Damn, Plum ... that weed must be good.

WTF?, we don't even have turkeys and jungles here! And I would wager good money that Chippo's English pronunciation is on par with the best in South Africa...

Listen Draad ...dont speak out of

rurn...,you will attrack the blue bottle flies .

Wild ones.

CC, 

The  funny thing is, that's the second time I've confused Blo and Blue.

Seb, 

You alright there? 

You seem a bit, um, odd.

Could I have lemon added after bitter please. Its my preferred mixer when drinking vodka.

Cloudy apple juice with soda or tonic.

"Tooth Fairy - Loser"

Hahahaha.... I haven't logged in in ages. And still made such an impression, s o that I am still able to make a list...

Sounds more like "winner" to me

"Hahahaha.... I haven't logged in using that name in ages."

Fixed.