Nice little summary there about the different feuds but you have to feel for poor Cloudy who has the onerous task of instilling human behavioral patterns into the Chimp. Let's be honest now we've all tried......and failed.
The DA/ Clean Cut feud in comparison is quite simple, DA craps on the lowest of low life's head and leaves a vacant spot for everyone else to drop their little bundle. The backstabbing U Turner then trundles off and there's peace in the forum.....until next time.
We know the animated Chimp responds well to the curved yellow fruit, the banana. Cloudy has the logistical nightmare of providing the Chimp a constant feed, a daunting task and a logistical nightmare. I've thought of ways and means to solve the problem, like for instance, she could run a conveyer belt with the desired fruit but that's loaded with nightmarish problems.....for one NZ imports Bananas, it has to clear customs, the fruit might rot on the way although we know that won't bother the Chimp but then there are the hideous costs. Not good.
Another way around the problem is to intravenous feed him with a Banana smash but that means taking him out of his cage.....risky!
Cloudy, you have our empathy, sorry I can't help, other than deporting the Chimp cage and all to NZ which I'm sure you won't find appealing, there is nothing I can suggest to help you.
