Noal Marrais discusses the game plan for the Sharks

Uh, Duh, we plan to keep the ball in hand except when we kick it. The game is not over until the referee blows his whistle, and if you stand in the rain you will get wet. 
We remain positive, and the players will need to stand up for each other and everyone else, especially if someone else needs to sit down. The players need to believe they can win because it is different to losing. 
John Mitchell arrives next month to run our fatties into the ground, in order to be fit enough for Super Rugby. We also plan to have a plan for a game plan. 

 Haha.
You work hard. You try hard. You turn up on Saturday and then it either goes your way or it doesnt.
And in..."We need to stand up to be counted" + "W e need to take  long hard look at ourselves" And you've got a Strauss post game interview. 

You still have to go a long way to beat Peter de Villiers!

"I know dancing is also a contact sport but rugby is far from dancing. If you want to run with the big dogs then sometimes you have to lift your leg"

“What I learned in South Africa is, if you take your car to a garage and the owner is black or a black man, and they mess it up, you never go back to that garage. If the owner is white, you say ag, sorry, they made a mistake and you go back again. This is how some people live their lives in this country.”

“I won’t change my style, if I change my style I will change Peter de Villiers, and then I would have to tell God that he made a mistake when he made me.”

“We will give them a psychological advantage and we cannot allow that. We’ve read in the papers here that they believe South Africa are ripe for the picking. They’re comparing us with some fruit from a Welsh fruit farm but they need to know that when you pick fruit, it isn’t just apples and pears; there are prickly pears as well. We want to be a prickly pear for them this Saturday.”

"There's little difference between winning and losing, except you feel better after winning."

“If you look at the Bible and see how Joseph got out of the pit and ended up in the palace, but between the pit and the palace there was a moerse lot of kak.”

” I am a ‘small-brain’ person. A small-brain person doesn’t need to go sit down and study over what he’s going to say to people; it comes naturally. People who study and get A’s and B’s are clever people. But people who don’t go and study and have all that wisdom are wise.”

“If Robbie Deans says it, then it’s different. I mean, Robbie Deans is a good coach and I am not.”

"I managed to unite more people in this country. I don't want to bring Mandela in here, but I think I was the Mandela of rugby ... I brought hope to people, to motivate them and encourage them to learn."

"I don't care if people don't understand me. It's not my duty to say directly to your face that you're ugly, I say you aren't pretty and if you can't read between the lines then it's not my problem. There's no pill for stupid"

"If we want to eye-gouge any Lions we will go down to the bushveld like we do and eye-gouge them there."

"The same people who threw their robes on the ground when Jesus rode on a donkey were the same people who crowned him and hit him with sticks, and were the same people who said afterwards how we shouldn't have done that, he's the son of God. So that's exactly what we do. You have to look at history as repeating itself. And I'm not saying that I'm God."

 Snorre was the best!