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Non-Invitational Geriatric Team of Discards returned to South Africa

Started by sharkbok8 REPLIES699 VIEWS· 18 Nov 2019, 23:30
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sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,246 posts
18 Nov 2019, 23:30
#1
18 Nov 2019, 23:30#1

With young players now leaving SA before playing seniors rugby, we have entered an era where our geriatric has-beens are no longer wanted in overseas clubs.

Given all the recent players that have returned to SA, a whole Super Rugby team could be assembled with them. Saffex could probably complete all the positions that are not yet listed below. 

SuperRugby 2020 Transfer List  (Found this list that shows transfers for 2020)


1. Matt Stevens (A coke head that had the conditioning of a sumo wrestler)

2. Steroid Boy Rapelle (Another discard that used steroids to prolong his career)

3. Jannie Duplessis (37 years old, in advanced stages of talks with the Lions). 

4.

5. Juandre Kruger (received his PFO letter from Toulon) . He is playing for Bulls in 2020.

6. Josh Strauss (Scotland don't want him, nor does his former pub team). He is playing for Bulls in 2020.

7. Fat Alberts (Willem) in talks with Lions

8. Piere Spies His contract was not renewed at 31 years of old, but none of the SA teams wanted him either. Perhaps a roid player in his younger years, but each year Tarzan became more like Jane

9. Jano Vermaak. This 35-year-old has been returned from overseas. Found in lost property.

10. Morne Steyn  The 36-year-old Morne has signed for 2 years at the Bulls

11. 

12. Frans Steyn The best of a bad bunch. Still a good player

13.

14. JP Pieterson - Playing for the Sharks in 2020. Nowadays he gets outsprinted by a snail. 

15


Head Coach - Hieneke Meyer. 

CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
18 Nov 2019, 23:57
#2
18 Nov 2019, 23:57#2

Why not include the geriatrics who retired in 2011 and retuned to play test rugby  under Meyer.   That would fill up positions  4,5 and 7.   

My memory is failing me  but was there not a full back that went from the Stormers to play club rugby in France and then did not make it at his club and came back from France to play for the WP again.   Pretorius may be his surname??????????? .   

AJ
AJHPro3,183 posts
19 Nov 2019, 02:40
#3
19 Nov 2019, 02:40#3

sharkbokie you forgot to slot yourself it at #7.

You Springbok you.

Smile.

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
19 Nov 2019, 07:24
#4
19 Nov 2019, 07:24#4

Yeah ... Stupid is used to selecting the useless ... so he should feel at home with this list.



sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,246 posts
27 Nov 2019, 19:00
#5
27 Nov 2019, 19:00#5

Updated with Fat Alberts..

SH
ShezzaPro2,471 posts
27 Nov 2019, 20:33
#6
27 Nov 2019, 20:33#6
Josh Strauss is going to the Bulls at 33
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,246 posts
27 Nov 2019, 20:49
#7
27 Nov 2019, 20:49#7

@Shezza, I put him at 6 before. 

SH
ShezzaPro2,471 posts
28 Nov 2019, 08:13
#8
28 Nov 2019, 08:13#8
Ah, I missed him. There was a whole lot of walking from him in the BaaBaa's game, if that's anything to go by then he's not going to have a positive impact. 
Pretty sure Spies fully retired in 2017, couldn't get over an injury but I'm uncertain to what he injured. 
CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
28 Nov 2019, 13:27
#9
28 Nov 2019, 13:27#9

Probably be playing like Jane and not Tarzan.    

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