CLclevermike
Coach57,555 posts
CLclevermikeCoach57,555 posts
03 Sept 2017, 07:26#1
Mozart's hero De Jongh was the bench center for Wasps yesterday and I would just provide statistical proof of his performance:-
Pass Ball - 1Carried Ball - 3Meters gained - 9Ball loss - 1Tackles made - 3Tackles missed - 2
Standard De Jongh performance. WP/Stormers missed zero when he left. He has been replaced by a much better player (EW Viljoen) when he left.
DEDenny
Captain12,893 posts
03 Sept 2017, 08:01#2
Great stats...absolutely brilliant!
03 Sept 2017, 08:59#3
Why bother following this sub standard club player around.
He's never been much of anything. He doesn't have the size ... or the pace ... or the innovative skills required of an international midfielder.
He's just like Morne Steyn and Fat Fransie ... average and dead ordinary.
I have better things to do with my time.
03 Sept 2017, 09:53#4
Did you even watch the game ? He plays for Wasps you tool. Ackermans Gloucester beat Exeter (defending champions) on friday.
CLclevermike
Coach57,555 posts
CLclevermikeCoach57,555 posts
03 Sept 2017, 10:39#5
I watched the Game and made a mistake with the heading - you stupi d warped-minded idiot.
03 Sept 2017, 10:44#6
Nah. Can't be Xavi. We all know that Mike never lies and he never comments on games that he hasn't seen. So, no way De Jongh plays for Wasps. He's playing for Gloucester and Mike has seen him play for Gloucester, which is why he posted his stats from his game for Gloucester.
Or....... maybe........ that was De Jongh's stats in the game between Gloucester and Morne Steyn's Paris Saint Germain.
CLclevermike
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CLclevermikeCoach57,555 posts
03 Sept 2017, 10:49#7
Look ignorant dofdoos - I acknowledged that I made a mistake in the heading and he obviously was on the field in the Wasps - Sales game. He was as per normal useless and it is oibvious you know nothing about rugby and would cotton on to an admitted mistake and not discuss the rugby issues involved.
The latter is impossible - since it is way beyond your sh!t brain capacity.
03 Sept 2017, 11:12#8
Blixen but you are one strange creature. You are the fool who made the balls up and then you call the one who points out your stupidity a stupid warp-minded idiot. I haven't watched the game and just logged in to see if there was any Sunday morning comedy. When I saw that you have started yet another thread to bait your old foe Moz, I just new that I was in luck for some laughter. Once again, I wasn't disappointed.
DEDenny
Captain12,893 posts
03 Sept 2017, 11:24#9
Ag what's da fuss hey? Doesn't matter whether he plays for Warped or Gloster, it's not about the detail, it's about da stats, se ek. Right Mike?
Lekker man, lekker.
BEBeeno1
Captain40,032 posts
BEBeeno1Captain40,032 posts
03 Sept 2017, 14:08#10
Mike these clowns take a simple mistake and make a huge thing of it for years. It's a measure of their complete small mindedness and lack of integrity . You are of course 100% correct about De Jongh which is the real point being made.As for dense denise he is completely hopeless and you should never worry about what this loon says.
CLclevermike
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CLclevermikeCoach57,555 posts
03 Sept 2017, 15:32#11
Dofdoos - you went ballistic after II corrected the ccontent of the message - xcould not change the heading. You really are a BSter - after Mozart the worst on site.
DEDenny
Captain12,893 posts
03 Sept 2017, 15:43#12
after Mozart the worst on site.
Dat's not fair, thought it was me only to see someone else steal my thunder....oh well, I'll keep trying....
03 Sept 2017, 16:04#13
Nah Ou Tokkie, I wasn't going ballistic. I was taking the piss at you for making a p@epol of yourself again and then you went ballistic and started the name calling.
DEDenny
Captain12,893 posts
03 Sept 2017, 16:25#14
As for dense denise he is completely hopeless and you should never worry about what this loon says.
Play nice, no need to be so nasty, I only called you a fringe lunatic.
03 Sept 2017, 16:45#15
It is probably unfair to mock Ou Tokkie about his blunder. Everybody knows that black and yellow is so close to red and white that anybody could have made the same mistake.
MOMozart
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MOMozartCaptain49,914 posts
03 Sept 2017, 19:34#16
So Tokkie has his usual go at de Jongh and gets his tits in a wringer.....hahaha......then Turncoat attacks Frans Steyn whose numbers yesterday were the following:
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F SteynC 6 21 11 55 2 5 3 0
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55 metres at 5 metres a run, 2 clean breaks, 5 defenders beaten 3 offloads...2 turnovers.
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10 tackles attempted 10 tackles made.
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LMAOFY!
03 Sept 2017, 21:10#17
Careful Cera, it's cherry and white don't you know.
03 Sept 2017, 22:07#18
Cherry and white? Sh!t, that is even closer closer to yellow and black.... Yep, totally unfair to Ou Tokkie.
CLclevermike
Coach57,555 posts
CLclevermikeCoach57,555 posts
03 Sept 2017, 22:24#19
at Fransie had a god game - funny - even duds occasionally has a good game and Fat Fransie is no exception. Mind you has the dud actually got some fitness? Remember the test last year when a 50 meter ball chase caused the bugger to gasp for air. Maybe the new coach of Montpelllier will require from him to earn .his money - something White never required from him.
MOMozart
Captain49,914 posts
MOMozartCaptain49,914 posts
03 Sept 2017, 22:54#20
How about your tits Tokkie....maybe you need somebody to get you moving to get rid of your udders....LMOFY!
16 Sept 2018, 17:53#26
Sopoanga's first start is a win. Unlucky to have the ball knocked out with tryline looming.
16 Sept 2018, 18:42#29
I wonder how Ou Maaikie’s would feel about Morné and HM beating Toulon by 37-10.
16 Sept 2018, 19:35#31
Nah. I thought that we should try and keep all the funny stuff together. I could also have used the PSG thread or the one where we were told that Ali Williams was the preferred lock ahead of Bakkies but I didn’t want to go through the trouble of searching for them again but since you insisted that this is not the appropriate thread, I will repost it in a more appropriate thread. One that is about Morne Steyn.
MOMozart
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MOMozartCaptain49,914 posts
16 Sept 2018, 19:51#32
How about the Australian game Jacobs messed up from a different continent?
