Not So Fassi Flying

can be effective in the air... That is a high jump.

Hahaha…..Ramboozled

From Rambo to Dumbo.

I do believe his vertical jump can be 1.5 meters. We've see many players get clipped in the air from feet level. Still very high 

The highest recorded vertical jump is 67 inches (1.70 meters), achieved by American Christopher Spell in February 2021.

This standing vertical jump surpasses previous records, including Evan Ungar's 63.5 inches (1.616 meters) set in 2016.

In the realm of professional sports, notable vertical jumps include:

• NFL: Gerald Sensabaugh recorded a 46-inch (117 cm) vertical jump during the 2005 NFL Combine.

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• NBA: Keon Johnson achieved a 48-inch (122 cm) vertical leap at the 2021 NBA Draft Combine.

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• High Jump: Javier Sotomayor holds the outdoor high jump world record at 2.45 meters (8 ft 1/4 in), set in 1993.

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These records exemplify exceptional athletic prowess across various disciplines.

This isn’t measuring feet off the ground, which can be influenced by bending legs……this is measuring balls off the ground. Admittedly those of us with a large pair can get a good bounce. I doubt Ramballs can make 6 inches more than the 24 inches they are at rest.

Crazy…..hahaha!

Haha, this board close to Christmas just becomes something else. 

Jingle balls, jingle balls, rising in the air...
Oh what fun it is to jump
At another ball up there

LMFAO

"I heard that Dave once leaped 12 foot into the air and did a 360 no-scope headshot at 4 miles on a spider infected with "porky pies" disease."

It was actually a dung beetle Plum

Rambo the muppet can do anything

Jump like a spring

Shoot straight as a string

Yes Rambo the muppet can do anything 

If he is the one typing….typing….typing….typing

If he is the one typing.

…….

With apologies to Danny Kaye.

Oh come now…the rhyme and the rhythm are perfect, it’s easy on the tongue. Admittedly one needs to put the emphasis on ‘ping’ in ‘typing’ to get the full flow but that’s acceptable. As a man of culture I would have thought this is right in your wheelhouse.

Saffex, this is not the first (and probably not the last) time Moffie has butchered some poet or songwriter' s work by putting up some incredibly childish and stupid words of his own and then gotten all red-faced and angry because no-one else thinks it's funny or clever.

This latest effort of his is particularly weak. I'm actually a bit embarrassed for him.

Songwriters(sic)….I assume you mean ‘songwriter’s’….I’m embarrassed for you.

Rooi tried to join the army...but a copy of Das Kapital fell out of his backpack in the recruitment office. 

Did you do any military service, ButtPlug?

It's a valid question, ButtPlug. If (as I suspect) you didn't do any military service then why are you having a weak little pop at someone who did?

Ah, the classic 'you-can't-critique-a-movie-unless-you're-a-director' argument. I may not have served, but I didn't realize Rambo cosplay was above friendly fire.

Not really, more like the classic "don't throw stones in glass houses" expression.

I never tried to join the army, I was forced to join the army. Your generation was spared that so rather just be grateful . . . although having said that, you millenials are a bit on the soft side . . . and you're living proof of that.

"I was forced to join the army. Your generation was spared that so rather just be grateful"

...is it only me, or does this give off "I got bullied in the army" vibes?

Think what you will, ButtPlug, whatever blows your hair back.

I can think of very few opinions that mean less to me than yours.

Congratulations...

You absolute su perstar!

What year was that Saffex? Mine was 1980/81.

Probably 88

6 months basic training at 4SAI (Middelburg Tvl), 3 months COIN Ops in Messina and then up to the border, 4 months in Opohoho in the Kaokoveld, 6 months in Oshigambo in Ovamboland and the last 4 months in Katima Mulilo in the Caprivi Strip.

See any action?

"See any action?"

Thankfully not. Ours was the only one of 5 platoons in the Company that didn't have a contact during our stint in the Ovamboland .