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Novel new legal approach by wee abs!!!!

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
05 Sept 2013, 12:58
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05 Sept 2013, 12:58#1

Ex Supersport

The All Blacks have rejected suggestions that Argentina will resort to foul play in Saturday's Rugby Championship test in Hamilton as they brace for a physical challenge from the South Americans.

Argentina came under the microscope after their recent defeat to South Africa, with Leonardo Senatore receiving a nine-week suspension for biting while Pablo Matera was accused of eye-gouging, though he was found not guilty.

All Blacks coach Steve Hansen, when naming his line-up on Thursday, admitted Los Pumas were "physical" but said: "I don't see them as being a dirty team." ( Pumas whatever you do dont bite wee mcaaaw - ya could die of rabies - hahahahahahahahaha)

Hansen has made three changes to the side that beat Australia two weeks ago, including handing aTest debut to 22-year-old Auckland Blues centre Francis Saili, who comes in for Ma'a Nonu, missing with an ankle injury.

Saili, who has exceptional attacking skills but is also prone to basic errors, makes his first start between two of the elder statesmen of the All Blacks, flyhalf Dan Carter in his 96th test and outside centre Conrad Smith, playing his 72nd international.

The injury-plagued Carter returns at flyhalf after an unconvincing display against France in June, while Charlie Faumuina replaces injured prop Owen Franks.

The All Blacks are expected to target Argentina's traditional forward-based power game but backrower Kieran Read said they will aim to do so legally. (Heavens what anovel approach from the abs but those getting exciting have to remember a leopard cant change its spots - the abs of course will be playing the running game and try and keep the ball away from the forwards. Will Argentina play like they did at Mendoza or like they did here in SA is trhe question. Play like they did in Mendoza and the wee abs - never the most robust of sides - could take a pummeling)

"What they do will dictate I guess a little bit but we're going to stay as clean as we can. There are ways you can dominate without being cheap and nasty." (Hahahahahahahahahaha wee Read trying to pretend the abs are not cheap and nasty. Anyhow kieran it would be appreciated if you would not ruin all the Pumas try scoring opportunities with professional fouls as you did against Oz. Surely the ref will have noticed what they did then and take action by sending off ab players man lets see those yellow and reds ref.) 

Hansen said he was expecting a physical confrontation because "that's one of their great strengths".

"We're not playing tiddlywinks (Nope its rugby netball the abs play). Every now and again people do things they probably don't want to do. In the heat of the battle, it happens," he said.

"I don't see them as being a dirty team. That's what everyone is trying to imply. I don't think they are, I think they're a good team." (Well Hansen they were certainly a good team in Mendoza a fact missed by certain posters here)

Influential Argentina captain Juan Martin Fernandez Lobbe, who missed his side's two defeats against South Africa because of injury, is not interested in raking over the Springbok tests.

"We need to put all of this behind us and focus on what is a hard tour," said Lobbe, who returns to Argentina's loose-forward trio.

"The goal of the tour is to continue to grow with every game and that isn't necessarily about winning. Our aspiration is to have a winning mentality, to control the game and try to play to our strengths."

Argentina, who have former All Blacks World Cup-winning coach Graham Henry as their technical director, have played New Zealand 16 times but have yet to win.

Ah Sir Graham - we recall this knight of the realm (long with sir John) being schooled by Master Jake.  I can only hope that there is no conflict of interest operating here. Beware Pumas never trust a kiwi bird brain is Beeno's sound advice.

TEAMS

NEW ZEALAND - Israel Dagg; Ben Smith, Conrad Smith, Francis Saili, Julian Savea; Dan Carter, Aaron Smith; Kieran Read, Richie McCaw (c), Steven Luatua; Sam Whitelock, Brodie Retallick; Charlie Faumuina, Andrew Hore, Tony Woodcock. 
Replacements: Dane Coles, Ben Franks, Wyatt Crockett, Jeremy Thrush, Sam Cane, Tawera Kerr-Barlow, Beauden Barrett, Charles Piutau.

ARGENTINAJuan Martin Hernandez, Gonzalo Camacho, Marcelo Bosch, Santiago Fernandez, Horacio Agulla; Nicolas Sanchez, Martin Landajo; Juan Manuel Leguizamon, Pablo Matera, Juan Martin Fernandez Lobbe; Julio Farias Cabello, Manuel Carizza; Juan Figallo, Eusebio Guinazu, Marcos Ayerza.
Replacements: Agustin Creevy, Nahuel Lobo, Juan Pablo Orlandi, Mariano Galarza, Benjamin Macome, Tomas Cubelli, Felipe Contepomi, Lucas Gonzalez Amorosino.

 
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WardadPro6,663 posts
05 Sept 2013, 13:57
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05 Sept 2013, 13:57#2

 God almighty bean brain what the fark are you dribbling on about ????? I scanned your post as quickly as possible to avoid possible eye to brain contamination and all I see is the ABS coach NOT BITCHING AND MOANING unlike some . 

And does "Wee Abs "refer to your scrawny lil" chicken chest ???

Hey Cloudy !

Oh and as for robust what happened to all your blokes ,especialy last year RE : injuries ??

Gods breath beaner your wee brain must be what god scraped together after a particularly nasty vindaloo !

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
05 Sept 2013, 14:20
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05 Sept 2013, 14:20#3

 Thanks Cloudy and we all hope to meet Rosemarie soon. I do believe warped dud also will benefit over time - a long time - from asscociating with Saffa gentlemen - excluding  those I mentioned elsewhere - namely rooitwit and cc.

Warped Dud the injuries have been bad recently for a very obvious reason. SA sides are playing against each other more - not the softer nz sides. Makes sense to you?

I see wee read saying you dont have to play ugly and dirty to dominate which is obviously what he thinks the Argies do. Given the abs dismal record he should naturally refrain from commenting. 

Vindaloo? Is that the final product of a mean boil? 

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WardadPro6,663 posts
05 Sept 2013, 14:33
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05 Sept 2013, 14:33#4

 No Between Brains all those saffa injuries are cos someone lost the instructions on all the little vials of err...umm... "Injectable Vitamins "

And Vindaloo bears more than a passing resemblance to Diarrhoea both before and after ingestion !

Yup cloudy I do find beating on beaner slightly amusing in the same way that stomping on roaches at the local curry house can help while away the minutes whilst waiting .......not for vindaloo tho !

And a mean "boil " would be one on the end of your old feller and I dont mean your dad either Between-brains 

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Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
05 Sept 2013, 15:53
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05 Sept 2013, 15:53#5

Cloudy: yeah some good laughs on a couple of threads & we can always rely on Wardad for some memorable one liners, lol Things will heat up again closer to he tests and just after probably.

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