Okay ....enough bad news.....Wednesday funny

This classic from the medical network: .. The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. . Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. . KABOOM! . He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. . KA-BLOOEY! . Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. . BULLS-EYE! . "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" . So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl. . The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother. . "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!" . "I don't want to talk to you, the old woman says, "You are not my son!" . "I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans." . "No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, . "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!!!!"