Open Letter

To Forum Residents, 

Herr Lügnerin is a patient under my care. I am familiar with his history and with the functional limitations imposed by his disability. He meets the definition of disability under the South Africans with Disabilities Act, the Fair Housing Act, and the Rehabilitation Act of 1973.

Due to a disability, Herr Lügnerin has certain limitations regarding social interactions, coping with stress and the year 2015. In order to alleviate these difficulties, and enhance his ability to live independently and to fully use and enjoy the dwelling unit that is Ruckers, I am prescribing an emotional support animal that will assist Herr Lügnerin in coping with his disability. 

As further support for his rehabilitation I have deemed it necessary that members kindly refrain from enabling his disability by avoiding all stimuli that may trigger an involuntary recurrent memory. 

I would be happy to answer other questions you may have concerning my recommendations that Freifrau Lügnerin von Klugscheißer have an emotional support animal. Should you have any additional questions, please do not hesitate to contact me. 

Sincerely, 

Doktor Auge

Dear Dr Augi

Seeing as you are in possession of several passports under different names, to whom should we direct our questions when the current alias you go by absconds?

These comfort creatures you recommend, may I order mine in red?

I must insist, Dr that our therapeutic toys be delivered in their original packaging?  It would be detrimental to our recovery if we were to discover any of your bodily fluids present. I'm sure you understand.

Fondest Regards

Dear Dragon, 

I must regrettably abstain from prescribing your own emotional support animal for reasons already discussed by your therapist and the AACL during your last scheduled visit.   

I trust the play therapy we agreed upon satisfactorily meets your needs for social security and emotional support. If you have any further questions you may schedule another appointment.

Kind regards, 

Doktor Auge

Well  - well - well

The delusional problem is back with his normal post of no real value.   One must never under-estimate his real area of living - I believe it is Asylum 1 on Cloud 9.   Very inconvenient - because it removes him from being available or realistic discussion of rugby issues.   

One can only hope that in years to come and before he change his user name he will be able the coach manual he is using from time to time without realizing the practical implications thereof. 

But then some of us can read, understand and implement what we read and realize the persistent problem in his case.  Laws and rules - etc - they are worthless if not applied and implemented. He must be really be akin in that regard to our previous disreputable President.     

I LOVE THIS PLACE!!!

Augie this err umm "play therapy" doesnt include dragon riding does it ?

Rather ride Daneerys than those scary arse dragons .

John Snow knows NOTHING !!

About ladies in any case .

In any case Augie Im glad its an open letter and not a French one eh ?

Dear Wardad, 

Thank you for your concern. Play therapy is a form of treatment that can help individuals communicate, explore repressed thoughts and emotions, address unresolved trauma and experience personal growth and is widely viewed as an important, effective and developmentally appropriate form of mental health treatment. 

As part of Herr CleanCut's ongoing rehabilitation, in accordance with the Mental Health Care Act of 2002 Codes of Practice, Herr CleanCut is undergoing cognitive dissonance treatment. This involves said individual working through an assumed avatar to reverse dissociative cognitive anomalies. 

Herr CleanCut must also abide by the terms agreed upon with the AACL. This too is an ongoing process...

Kind regards, 

Doktor Auge

Is vivisection an option ?

I have knives.

Sharp ones....

That reminds me ..... when G.OT. returns we'll have both fair dinkum dragons & em zombie dragons.

Dunno, probably USA springtime season, April next year  ...... 6 episodes only, but all supposedly at approx movie length of 90min.

Just noticed TWD = the walking dead ?

Next month.