Ha ha old fart you know fuck all about me
Ice cream salesman am I - fuck me where did you drag that from
Try an ice cream business that has gone through the roof run by a team I oversee from home, hence all the time on my hands these days you dumbfuck
Home being a lovely farm, that I cherish walking around knowing it’s all mine. Livestock for the fun of it, pets not pounds
In the last 12 months I’ve been home to SA, Iceland, Niagra Falls, NY, Vietnam and Portugal - back to SA for Xmas
I get to watch my boys rugby sides play all their home games or take in the delights of my sons French wine bar
So yes old man life is really tough here - I get out of bed at 10am most days and do whatever I fancy for the day which includes golf, I’m still young enough to play the game properly
I’ve just purchased a property and a boat on the Port Alfred marina - a place to follow the sun to when I get to your age, a few doors down from my childhood best mate
Yeah life is so fucking tough being an ice cream salesman
Fuck if only I had done this 20 years ago instead of conforming all those years back. Being a business owner is through the roof rewarding, kudos to my son for taking that route as a 30 year old
You see Moffie I literally have it all and I have a good 20 years on you
Ah yeah and I’m going to The Smashing Pumpkins next Thursday down the road in Colchester then The White Baffalo in London at the end of the month. Not to mention the Boks vs Argies at Twickers in a few months time