Pakis beat England. ZA must beat NZ 3 zip to make the ranking No 1.

Come over, babies. We have got a NZ team here that will win 3 zip. Ha. Ha. We are entering a golden era, I can feel it in my balls.

Last I heard they'd fallen off.....LOL

Must we play these second tier cricketing nations like nz?

I mean we should be playing a series against Oz rather than wasting time in NZ.  HOp eou rfast bowlers skittle them real quick. Marchant De Lange will have them doing the rabbit!

Excuse me. NZ beat Australia in the last test they played and drew the series!