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Started by Chippo23 REPLIES1,260 VIEWS· 12 Apr 2017, 11:29
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ChippoPro3,372 posts
12 Apr 2017, 11:29
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12 Apr 2017, 11:29#1
Am i the only one that see's the similarities in their appearance?





Even similar builds!
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CeradynePro9,374 posts
12 Apr 2017, 12:38
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12 Apr 2017, 12:38#2
Oh sh!t. They do look the similar. I hope for the Stormers Lambie's part that history does not repeat itself as well.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
12 Apr 2017, 13:43
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12 Apr 2017, 13:43#3
MicroChip, be very careful about putting up pictures of Patrick Lambie or even mentioning his name on this board.

There's a specific poster (hard to keep track of his current handle because he uses so many . . . I think he's called Machiavelli at the moment) who is liable to explode into a fit of rage at the very mention of Pat Lambie and goodness knows what will happen if he sees a picture of him.

I think you might have got away with it this time because I haven't seen or heard any explosions of rage yet but please be careful in future.

No-one knows why Desert Fool/Aristocat/Alutwat/Gonzo/Dim Sum/Machiavelli/Letwat gets so furious at the mere mention of Pat Lambie but I suspect he must have made some kind of $exual advance or written Lambie some kind of love letter and got rejected. That is just a theory though.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
12 Apr 2017, 14:21
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12 Apr 2017, 14:21#4
Lambie has a bigger perm
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ChippoPro3,372 posts
12 Apr 2017, 15:07
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12 Apr 2017, 15:07#5
 mike, please don't forget to take your anxiety medication today.
you seem to be going off on your usual unprovoked tangent.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
12 Apr 2017, 15:19
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12 Apr 2017, 15:19#6
"mike, please don't forget to take your anxiety medication today."

Mike? Ou Maaik hasn't been on this thread, MicroChip. If you meant me then all I can say is . . . whooooooooooosh!!!
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
12 Apr 2017, 15:26
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12 Apr 2017, 15:26#7
Well it's an honest mistake....one liar or the other.
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ChippoPro3,372 posts
12 Apr 2017, 15:48
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12 Apr 2017, 15:48#8
 Apologies , i meant Rooinek.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
12 Apr 2017, 15:49
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12 Apr 2017, 15:49#9
Yes I thought so, in which case the point I was making flew high over the criss-cross lobotomy scars of your flat sloping forehead.

MicroChip, if you interpreted my post above as a dig at you rather than a dig at the Machiavelli/AluTwat/Dim Sum/Gonzo complex then I'm not even going to bother trying to set you straight. Just go ahead and believe it was an attack on you. Fire away!
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
12 Apr 2017, 15:56
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12 Apr 2017, 15:56#10
Yep he hasn't taken his medication.....a bottle of cheap gin.
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ChippoPro3,372 posts
12 Apr 2017, 15:56
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12 Apr 2017, 15:56#11
 no no no... i didnt believe it was an attack on me.
it just seemed so left field to what my initial post was.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
12 Apr 2017, 16:00
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12 Apr 2017, 16:00#12
Get a grip Moffie . . . gin is a breakfast drink. It's nearly 4pm here for goodness sake. I've been on the tequila for a good few hours already. Mampoer later and after that I'll start hitting it hard.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
12 Apr 2017, 16:01
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12 Apr 2017, 16:01#13
Well MicroChip, then you're obviously not familiar with Dim Sum/Gonzo/Macchiavelli/Desert Fool's psychotic obsession with Pat Lambie. No worries, you'll find out soon enough.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
12 Apr 2017, 16:08
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12 Apr 2017, 16:08#14
Well here's something that might make you hit the Mampoer harder....your sloped forehead seems to be alive and well in your Welsh DNA: .............. More exactly, those who carried the neanderthal bloodline.Boffin looks to Wales for neanderthal blood Sep 24 2006 James McCarthy, Wales on Sunday IF YOU think your man is a neanderthal, research by a leading DNA expert may mean you're closer to the truth than you ever realised. Prehistoric man died out in the UK 30,000 years ago. But Bryan Sykes, a professor of human genetics at Oxford University, says the last of the real neanderthal bloodline could have been carried by a pair of Mid Wales twins who died in the 1980s. It could make the brothers the missing link between ancient and modern man.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
12 Apr 2017, 18:37
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12 Apr 2017, 18:37#15
Wow, Moffie doesn't like the Welsh very much, does he?
I wonder why that is?
Say, I've just thought of a little theory that might explain it . . . Moffie, you know once in a blue moon when you eat your body-weight in viagra and you finally get that pathetically small and shrivelled little d!ck of yours hard enough to give your wife a little leg over . . . and then she starts moaning something? Yes? Well, she's not saying "Dai", she's saying "die".
Mystery solved, you can stop hating the Welsh now. 
No need to thank me, I live to give.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
12 Apr 2017, 18:44
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12 Apr 2017, 18:44#16
Oh I don't mind the Welsh. I love the singing, How Green Was My Valley, Dylan Thomas and Welsh Rarebit.
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ruckers adminPro2,227 posts
12 Apr 2017, 20:41
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12 Apr 2017, 20:41#17
 Hi Chippo

Spot on.
We went to watch him play when he was still at school and said the same thing. Their physical similarities are uncanny!
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,260 posts
12 Apr 2017, 20:50
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12 Apr 2017, 20:50#18




sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,260 posts
12 Apr 2017, 20:51
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12 Apr 2017, 20:51#19
Not that much alike. 
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ChippoPro3,372 posts
12 Apr 2017, 21:14
#20
12 Apr 2017, 21:14#20
 @sharkbok..
Thats Daniel du Plessis you twit.

Now try look for Jean-Luc du Plessis
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,260 posts
12 Apr 2017, 21:27
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12 Apr 2017, 21:27#21

I was just testing you. The look "a" bit alike......


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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
12 Apr 2017, 23:15
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12 Apr 2017, 23:15#22
 JL looks a bit less girlie. 
 You are by far the dumbest freaking brick in the world.  You, the little girl who flounced off with her nickers on her knees.  Only to come back with the soiled undies, blaming others for sh!tting in your panties.  Stupid, stupid little girl.
By the way, you have it all wrong - I am not one of your fantasies you keep bringing up, every time you paint yourself into a corner.  Please, go forth and fornicate with your hand you dimwit! 

Rooinek
 
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RE: Pat du Plessis
April 12, 2017, 15:49:45

Yes I thought so, in which case the point I was making flew high over the criss-cross lobotomy scars of your flat sloping forehead.

MicroChip, if you interpreted my post above as a dig at you rather than a dig at the Machiavelli/AluTwat/Dim Sum/Gonzo complex then I'm not even going to bother trying to set you straight. Just go ahead and believe it was an attack on you. Fire away! 








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