Captain30,741 posts
29 Aug 2023, 23:44
#1
29 Aug 2023, 23:44#1
Bwhaaahaaaa
DA you beaut
Plum the own goal king
Started by Saffolk 31 REPLIES1,006 VIEWS· 29 Aug 2023, 23:44
Captain30,741 posts
30 Aug 2023, 00:02
#2
30 Aug 2023, 00:02#2
I think own goal queen has a better ring to it
What do you think Fruitloop?
Captain21,007 posts
30 Aug 2023, 07:04
#3
30 Aug 2023, 07:04#3
What are you talking about you sad and fat lit tosser?
Captain21,007 posts
30 Aug 2023, 07:12
#4
30 Aug 2023, 07:12#4
An own goal is eating so many pies that your knees give out.
I'd say post is a pic, Saffex...but there ain't enough pixels in the world...are there? This is before we talk about quantifying the courage it would take. Cos that's just a non-starter...courage and you is like DDA and skill...never found in the same zip code together.
6ft 120kgs...90% flab.
Wanker...
Captain30,741 posts
30 Aug 2023, 08:14
#5
30 Aug 2023, 08:14#5
You know exactly what I’m talking about own goal queen
DA DA DA.
Don’t you just love it when an idiot does your work for you - now that’s claiming a benefit- thanks for the handout own goal queen- nice work
Captain21,007 posts
30 Aug 2023, 08:48
#6
30 Aug 2023, 08:48#6
this...?
Captain30,741 posts
30 Aug 2023, 09:58
#7
30 Aug 2023, 09:58#7
Go queen
DA DA DA
Captain21,007 posts
30 Aug 2023, 10:14
#8
30 Aug 2023, 10:14#8
Here's an equation for a lovely spring Wednesday...
Captain30,741 posts
30 Aug 2023, 11:52
#9
30 Aug 2023, 11:52#9
Far better looking than you - I’d put big money on that
Post a picture of yourself so we can cry with laughter
Pro4,378 posts
30 Aug 2023, 12:30
#10
30 Aug 2023, 12:30#10
Plum….I know Saffex better than the rest of you and I can tell you he is not a fat cripple !
I’ve known him for a lot of years now and he’s still handsome and fit ( he has a very strokeable chest minus any flab ! ) We see each other very regularly still.
My friends all find him charming, funny and handsome so I suppose they’re all wrong too ?!
As for being a cripple, no he’s not. He has the odd niggle but I’m actually a cripple so I do resent you calling him that. And that shows you the calibre of the man as me being like this has never had any affect on our relationship. That is something I admire him for very much.
He has a lovely family that he is rightly proud of.
We do agree to disagree on his swearing, mind you. I am not one for bad language but I can’t tell him what to do. All I know is, he is always courteous when he’s with me.
I know you’ll have a go at me now, but I couldn’t just sit back and read the untruths about him. I’m sure you’ll understand that.
Captain21,007 posts
30 Aug 2023, 12:46
#11
30 Aug 2023, 12:46#11
Nah, Becs...I just give our resident fat boy some stick because instead of ever arguing a point he always, and I mean always, resorts to vulgarity.
Would you like me to repost a small fraction of the times he's called people pricks and cunts, told them to go fuck themselves, called their children useless and pathetic shits...on and on...
Perhaps he's nice to you...but to everyone else here is a foul-mouthed fekwit. And all it takes to get on his bad side is to disagree with him.
I find it childish, low IQ, insecure and in need of some correction.
Unfortunately, I'm not in the same vicinity as he is, else I could very easily correct his behavior...alas I'm relegated to doing so through text.
Ain't that right Saffex, jou vet poes?
PS Bec...you also have a vagina, does it offend you when he calls people cunts because they don't like the same players he does?
Captain30,741 posts
30 Aug 2023, 13:08
#12
30 Aug 2023, 13:08#12
Bwaahaaahaaaa old Queen been exposed yet again for speaking utter horse shit
Nice one Becs the cheque is in the post
Fruitloop you are a prize ignorant cunt
Dumb fucking own goal scorer
Height of stupidity
Go Keo and co
Captain17,321 posts
30 Aug 2023, 13:48
#13
30 Aug 2023, 13:48#13
Bwhaaahaaaa
DA you beaut
So has anyone figured out what Saffex is talking about?
Captain21,007 posts
30 Aug 2023, 14:17
#14
30 Aug 2023, 14:17#14
Saffex doesn't know what Saffex is talking about.
I have a feeling it's got to do with low levels of intelligence and not being able to talk about topics like a grown-up.
That vein starts throbbing and our resident fake-tough fatty goes off on a vulgar tangent.
And he's done that to me once too many times, so I'm gonna go down to his level, look a him for a bit...pull his little wings off like a fly...and watch him squirm in self-pity.
You should stick around for the show...it's gonna be a hoot.
Aint it, Saffex...jou vuil vet poes!?
Captain21,007 posts
30 Aug 2023, 14:34
#15
30 Aug 2023, 14:34#15
"Post a picture of yourself so we can cry with laughter"
Are yo telling me this pleb has been on this since virtually the beginning of time and still hasn't figured out that posters have avatars beside their posts?
Mine has a photo...you numbskull.
Like I said before, Saffex is a retired nightshirt security guard.
Captain30,741 posts
30 Aug 2023, 14:42
#16
30 Aug 2023, 14:42#16
You look like a fucking convict
Pro7,008 posts
30 Aug 2023, 14:48
#17
30 Aug 2023, 14:48#17
Bwhaaahaaaa
DA you beaut
So has anyone figured out what Saffex is talking about?
Yes..... Dave has finally found the courage to let everyone on this forum know, what I have suspected he has known and believed for a very long time ..... that I am a Beaut ....
He is not wrong Pa kie... so please leave it be
Captain30,741 posts
30 Aug 2023, 14:53
#18
30 Aug 2023, 14:53#18
Pakie catch a wake up DA is de Allende
Good old Fruitloops source of own goal
Do I need to explain the own goal as well?
Come on Pakie vok man
Captain21,007 posts
30 Aug 2023, 14:56
#19
30 Aug 2023, 14:56#19
I look like a a convict?
And you look like a tub of lard with a foul mouth....
Pro4,378 posts
30 Aug 2023, 15:08
#20
30 Aug 2023, 15:08#20
Plum…I will be totally honest with you. When anyone uses certain words, I don’t like it. He knows how I feel about such language, I make my feelings known on the subject.
Captain21,007 posts
30 Aug 2023, 15:32
#21
30 Aug 2023, 15:32#21
Yeah, same here, Becs.
I tend not to curse most of the time.
But for now, I'm just going down to Mr Charming's level and giving some of his own back.
Pro4,378 posts
30 Aug 2023, 15:57
#22
30 Aug 2023, 15:57#22
Each to their own, I suppose.
I’m also well aware that I’m a lone female amongst a pack of men, so I guess I should expect a certain level of it !
Captain17,321 posts
30 Aug 2023, 15:58
#23
30 Aug 2023, 15:58#23
Pakie catch a wake up DA is de Allende
So you are celebrating him not playing the past weekend? Yes I have to agree, it was refreshing to see a capable 12 on the park.
He is not wrong Pakie... so please leave it be
He's already denying it, DA.
So you are celebrating him not playing the past weekend? Yes I have to agree, it was refreshing to see a capable 12 on the park.
He is not wrong Pakie... so please leave it be
He's already denying it, DA.
Captain21,007 posts
30 Aug 2023, 16:06
#24
30 Aug 2023, 16:06#24
Haha no, DDA is the best in the game bru.
Captain30,741 posts
30 Aug 2023, 17:32
#25
30 Aug 2023, 17:32#25
Pakie you seem as stupid as the rest of the pack on here when it comes to DA
But I’m guessing in your world Rassie and all these pundits are clueless ?
Captain30,741 posts
30 Aug 2023, 17:34
#26
30 Aug 2023, 17:34#26
Actually queen I was being kind, soft convicted pedophile is what you look like
You can’t possibly have kids?
Captain17,321 posts
30 Aug 2023, 17:44
#27
30 Aug 2023, 17:44#27
But I’m guessing in your world Rassie and all these pundits are clueless ?
Yes.
Captain30,741 posts
30 Aug 2023, 18:26
#28
30 Aug 2023, 18:26#28
Go figure
Captain21,007 posts
30 Aug 2023, 18:36
#29
30 Aug 2023, 18:36#29
Oh...no matter how much of a pedo or convict I look like, you're still a fat ass with keyboard warrior complex.
Look I get it, you regularly had the shit slapped out of you at school by guys like me.
Sorry, man. It's genetics...nothing I can do.
There's always comfort eating?
...like you didn't know.
Captain30,741 posts
30 Aug 2023, 19:30
#30
30 Aug 2023, 19:30#30
Genetics seems to account for your bald head - poor fuckwit
I guess when the gene pool is as tainted as yours hair loss is a given
Do you polish your dome?
Captain21,007 posts
30 Aug 2023, 20:36
#31
30 Aug 2023, 20:36#31
Yes, multiple times a day.
Sometimes I see my reflection in it...so amazing.
Captain30,741 posts
30 Aug 2023, 20:42
#32
30 Aug 2023, 20:42#32
You poor fuck - did you lose it all as a teenager
How long did you hang onto the threads
Ever consider the combover?
Do you want me to send you some of mine?
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