Rooi Hunch-a Bunch your prediction ......

....was a little wrong. How on earth did you think the completely demoralized Boks were going to pull the upset away? I mean at home with a lot of luck....maybe.
Worst call I have seen for a long time.
LMAOFY!

 The deep dive...wehe!

"The deep dive...wehe!"
Another thrilling and fun-filled Saturday night in the life of Moffie as he spends the entire evening hunched over his keyboard waiting in vain for a Rooinek reply.
LMAO!
Picture the scene . . .
Mrs Moffie: Why don't we go out tonight? We never do anything anymore . . . you just sit there at your PC.
Moffie: You don't understand, Rooinek got a prediction wrong today! It's one of the greatest moments of my life! I'm waiting for him to reply.
Mrs Moffie: Rooinek? You mean the internet guy who always gets the better of you?
Moffie (going red-faced): He does NOT always get the better of me! He said the Springboks would win today and they LOST so I got the better of him!
Mrs Moffie: Oh . . . so is that why you were cheering every time the All Blacks scored today? Bit sad when you allow your allegiance to be dictated by some random guy on the internet!
Moffie: You don't understand! I really hate Rooinek! He's always making fun of me and exposing me as a pompous and ignorant old windbag.
Mrs Moffie: Well, you are a pompous and ignorant old windbag . . . not to mention a boring and lifeless loser. Look at you sitting there all hunched up with your fingers poised above the keyboard. It's a Saturday night for goodness sake! Can't we do something fun for a change?
Moffie (getting a bit tearful): But this is my chance to get even with Rooinek!
Mrs Moffie: From what I've heard, it'll take a lot more than a wrong prediction for you to get even with Rooinek. I bet he doesn't waste his Saturday night staring at his laptop screen waiting for you to reply. So what was your prediction for today's game by the way?
Moffie: I didn't make one . . . but Rooinek did and he was WRONG! Oh boy, this is going to be great! Where is he?
Mrs Moffie: He's probably spending some time with his wife or family at a restaurant or a movie or something . . . doing things that normal people do. He'll probably come home later tonight and make fun of you for being such a loser again! Who gets this kind of thrill about someone else's prediction when he couldn' t even make one of his own?
Moffie: He has nowhere to run and nowhere to hide, the All Blacks won! LMAOFY!
Mrs Moffie: LMAOFY? I know what LMAO stands for, what is the FY?
Moffie: Well, it was actually a bit embarrassing . . . I was pretending to laugh on the message board the other day and I made a typo. Rooinek bust me and started laughing at me again so I had to quickly think of something that LMAOFY might stand for and guess what I came up with? I quickly thought of "Laughing My Ass Off . . . For Years"! How clever was that?
Mrs Moffie: That's one of the stupidest and lamest things I've ever heard . . . I've had enough of this . . . I'm going to go watch a movie even if I have to go by myself. You sit here and wait for your pal to reply, I can't flush my life down the toilet just because you're obsessed with this internet person who always gets the better of you.
Moffie: He does NOT get the better of me! That's a LIE! You are a LIAR! I'm taller than you! I have a Kelloggs Cornflake degree! I can integrate X squared and I am TALLER than you!
Mrs Moffie: I'm going, you can make your own dinner.
Moffie (sticking out his tongue): Nyaah nyaah nyaah! I'm successful and I'm tall! The All Blacks won and Rooinek got it WRONG! Where the heck is he? It's not FAIR! Why isn't he replying to me?
Mrs Moffie: Bye!

Oh and Moffie, when it comes to predictions, I am actually leading the RuckersForum prediction comp on Superbru. How are you doing? Oh that's right . . . you didn't have the balls to enter . . . you prefer to wait until after games and then you tell everyone what you would have predicted, not so?
LMAO!
Oh and one more thing Moffie . . . learn to understand when I'm being serious and when I'm just winding people up. My prediction for today's game (which can be verified by anyone playing on Superbru) was the All Blacks to win comfortably.
Ssssschplotttttttt!
You should have gone out with your wife after all. Now all you have left is to wipe all that egg off your fat face and pretend that you didn't make a gigantic d!ck of yourself so that your Gimps will still suck up to you.

Wow, quite a lot of spam on the board tonight! Wish we had someone who could "dee p six" all the spam for us! Wasn't there someone recently claiming he'd found a very clever way to "deep six" the spam?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Hunch-a-bunch it's not evening here you dumb plank.....remember through your alcoholic fog my lesson on time differences. Look it up if the theory is too much for you....it's barely 3 in the afternoon.
But what is readily apparent is you have spent much of your evening trying to deflect from your disastrous prediction.
LMAOFY!