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Rub n' Tug at teazers

Started by Chippo10 REPLIES209 VIEWS· 26 Jul 2012, 14:50
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ChippoPro3,372 posts
26 Jul 2012, 14:50
#1
26 Jul 2012, 14:50#1

Hi all

 

Its my bachelors on Saturday.

Please feel free to join me and my mates (all rugby mad people) at Teazers on Saturday to watch a game of rugga with a difference!

 

The more, the merrier!

 

Saffex... you too!

EK
EkPro1,464 posts
26 Jul 2012, 15:00
#2
26 Jul 2012, 15:00#2

Chippo how do you know where your bachelors is going to be. and congrats btw. Hope your marriage is a success. And may negotiations favour you for the rest of your life.

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
26 Jul 2012, 15:26
#3
26 Jul 2012, 15:26#3

Hearty congratulations Chippo and condolences to the  lady of course!!!!!!!!

I take it your do is in the evening. What time?

As for snapster he lives in the UK but will appreciate the invite no doubt.

 

CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
26 Jul 2012, 15:30
#4
26 Jul 2012, 15:30#4

Thanks guys

Beeno, it starts at 2. so everyone will be there to watch the game.... with a difference!

For every try the Stormers score, we get a 10 minute table dance.... after the game! Cos i dont want anything to get in my way for 80 minutes

For every try the Sharks score, we all have to down a beer of choice.

 

Ek.... the reason i know about it, is because if i never knew... i may have missed the game! So i ensured i had a say in it!

 

PS: Saffex, we'll even organise a male stripper for you, if you come.

No prejudice! 2 of my mates are tri-sexual.

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
26 Jul 2012, 15:40
#5
26 Jul 2012, 15:40#5

Hahahahahahahahaha snapster is booking his ticket as we speak!!! 

I fear the dancing girls will have little opportunity to excercise their art!  Also how many tries are the sharks going to score the place will be drier than a desset.. This needs a rethink Chippo!!!  

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
26 Jul 2012, 15:52
#6
26 Jul 2012, 15:52#6

Sorry Chippo I now see the wisdom of your plan. Start at 2 and down as many frosties as possible. Watch the match and two more frosties during the 80 minutes. Result - sober enough to watch for 10 minutes table dance.

 

CL
clevermike.Club Pro177 posts
26 Jul 2012, 23:35
#7
26 Jul 2012, 23:35#7

May I bring my wives?

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
27 Jul 2012, 01:34
#8
27 Jul 2012, 01:34#8

 Chip, I'm nice in real life I promise!!

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
27 Jul 2012, 02:08
#9
27 Jul 2012, 02:08#9

"Thanks guys

Beeno, it starts at 2. so everyone will be there to watch the game.... with a difference!

For every try the Stormers score, we get a 10 minute table dance.... after the game! Cos i dont want anything to get in my way for 80 minutes

For every try the Sharks score, we all have to down a beer of choice.

 

Ek.... the reason i know about it, is because if i never knew... i may have missed the game! So i ensured i had a say in it!

 

PS: Saffex, we'll even organise a male stripper for you, if you come.

No prejudice! 2 of my mates are tri-sexual."

Didnt know Brycie and Stirring bool were your mates!

Congrats, and enjoy the rugga!

I presume you are in Jozi?

 

 

 

 

Flashdakota
FlashdakotaClub Pro805 posts
27 Jul 2012, 03:08
#10
27 Jul 2012, 03:08#10

Haha nice chip!

Best of luck my friend.

 

Just please clarify the tri-sexual bit?

You have a few of us curious here.

CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
27 Jul 2012, 06:49
#11
27 Jul 2012, 06:49#11

Chippo

Thanks for the invite - but I will be at Teazers already by ten.   At my age it takes time to get any reaction from myself - he used to be so strong - nowadays he is weak.    Anyway with the right stimulation and flying boobs (sorry rugby balls) - I have a good chance of dealing with the problem.

But in this case - I think I will be able to watch both the game and the dancing girls - provided the Sharks win that one - I may even get a kick out of that part as well and start performing myself.   Ha-ha-ha.

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