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Saf-fex you are too funny!

Started by Gonzo the Great22 REPLIES409 VIEWS· 04 Sept 2014, 03:06
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Gonzo the GreatClub Pro560 posts
04 Sept 2014, 03:06
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04 Sept 2014, 03:06#1

I saw you cslled mozart music for old timers but you like the doors... i nesrly pizzed myself laughing! you are so outof touch bra! nobody lisyens to that garbage you tool. just let go of your youth. yoyr like those chimps who wont let go of their dead baby in the zoo. its gone time to move on and pull up a rocking chair on the porch and whip out your iStone (ur dat old hehehe) and listen to such class acts as thin lizzy, t rex, muddy waters and white snake. OMG the tears are streaming down my eyes! nothing funny than a fogey that thinks he down yo! hahahahahaha!    

I can imagine this guts poor kid at practice with his old man at some point ten years down the line with a punk earing greasy pony tail with a chrome dome wearing tight leathet pants talking about how badass he is while listening to meatloaf. ah! thanks for the laughs bud but heres some advice the morr you take yoursel seriously the less evetyone gives a damn. hopefully you learned the folly of telling some else they are old in the presence of someone more hip and current than you old fossil. hahahaha! everyone google mighty boosh and bob fossil thats saf-fex. peace out ma nizzlettes

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becsPro4,378 posts
04 Sept 2014, 03:20
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04 Sept 2014, 03:20#2
Ummmmm...actually lots of people listen to the Doors. 
And I imagine/hope you are trying to be ironic with the rest of your post. If not, I do fear for you.
You reference The Mighty Boosh there...here's a tip, Mr S hates that show. And, if you are trying to ape Noel Fielding at all....well, give up. It isn't working. In fact, it's just plain tragic  

Best stick to the Muppets. Although, as I said, you were my least favourite ! 
Perhaps you should pop off for an episode of Pigs in Space ?  
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Gonzo the GreatClub Pro560 posts
04 Sept 2014, 03:29
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04 Sept 2014, 03:29#3
 becs chimes in with stand by your man... bwahahahahahaheeheeheeherhaw! 
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ClaydogClub Pro691 posts
04 Sept 2014, 03:32
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04 Sept 2014, 03:32#4
 Gonzo I listen to the Doors and Mozart, should I be concerned?
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WardadPro6,663 posts
04 Sept 2014, 05:41
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04 Sept 2014, 05:41#5
 Whats wrong with Meatloaf ? Bat out of hell is still pretty groovy  so never mind yer bollocks then !
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
04 Sept 2014, 09:16
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04 Sept 2014, 09:16#6
I remember when Gonzo the Gimp (at that time posting as Dim Sum) was telling everyone how much he knew about music history and then when Saffex changed his avatar, the board's resident historian got loads of egg all over his fat face when he had to ask who Jim Morrison was. The poor fool has been trying to run down Jim Morrison and the Doors ever since then and he still gets very upset when people say they know who the Doors are, never mind that they enjoy their music.
LMAO!
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becsPro4,378 posts
04 Sept 2014, 11:12
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04 Sept 2014, 11:12#7
Well, personally, I grew up listening to The Doors. 
I have a wide range of musical tastes.
Like books, films, plays, art etc.

It's a personal choice.

I think Gonzo here is trying hard to be clever/funny and failing on both counts.  
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bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
04 Sept 2014, 11:23
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04 Sept 2014, 11:23#8
Card, anymore slip ups like this & you'll need to disappear before reinventing yourself with a new identity
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Gonzo the GreatClub Pro560 posts
04 Sept 2014, 13:29
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04 Sept 2014, 13:29#9
 slip ups you wish buddy! let me ask you a question how many of the bands singers mentioned are in the charts? zero! how many would the current gen be caught dead listening to? zero! so whats that tell ya? it aint current popular music. if you listen to it then good for you. saf on the other hand claims to be trebdy and that is frikin hilarious. i dont claim to now music history or nothing but i know whats current and it aint anything saf thinks. thats the point that went flying miles over uour heads.
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becsPro4,378 posts
04 Sept 2014, 14:17
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04 Sept 2014, 14:17#10
 Trebdy ? What is that ? 
If One Direction is the kind of thing you want to listen to, so be it. You're welcome  
You would also be very surprised at his record collection. It is massive and actually is pretty, ahem, trendy....I think that us the word you were aiming for ! 
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Gonzo the GreatClub Pro560 posts
04 Sept 2014, 14:22
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04 Sept 2014, 14:22#11
 Man one direction? thats for the kiddies! this sums up that load of trash...


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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
04 Sept 2014, 14:39
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04 Sept 2014, 14:39#12
 

Wow Bozo, you confirm on a daily basis what a complete retard you are. I take it English is not your first language?

 

Listen up chump, it’s not about the age of the music its more about the genres…….classic music is mostly for old timers or nerds while the likes of the doors, kings of leon, muse, tool, nickelback, green day, chilli peppers, U2, mumford and sons, bob marley, bob dylan, midnight oil, counting crows, dave matthews band, queens of the stoneage, incubus, faith no more, stone temple pilots, burning spear, culture, arctic monkeys, blur, metallica, oasis, coldplay, the killers, kaizer chiefs, jake bugg, the lumineers, stereophonics, george ezra, the waterboys, morrissey/the smiths, rodriguez, men at work, tracey chapman, adele, queen, snow patrol, dire straights, live, supergrass, the view, the white stripes, bush, pink floyd, madness, ub40, van morrison, cat stevens, the spin doctors, the eels, arcade fire, crash test dummies, peter tosh, springbok nude girls, eddy grant, the hive, juluka, nirvana, pearl jam, the offspring, talking heads, depache mode, the cure, the vaccines etc are listened to by people with taste in music and with the times

 

You get the picture Bozo……now go back to your Bless Bridges records

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becsPro4,378 posts
04 Sept 2014, 14:54
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04 Sept 2014, 14:54#13
Yes, Gonzo, I was being sarcastic....
He doesn't get it, Mr S.....I would just leave him be !!  
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Gonzo the GreatClub Pro560 posts
04 Sept 2014, 15:51
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04 Sept 2014, 15:51#14
 cool bands? of the ones you listed only muse, the cure, green day and the smiths are good. metallica sold out ages ago man they are garbage lived off of mustaines work that he left behind. i hate the tin can drumming! megadeth, symphony x, kamelot, dream theatre, joe satriani, steve vai, nightwish, arch enemy, skrillex, korn, now that's music bud! best in the business right there.
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Gonzo the GreatClub Pro560 posts
04 Sept 2014, 15:53
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04 Sept 2014, 15:53#15
 becs you are so blonde. this is what im talking bout. an old man who wont let go of his youth...


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becsPro4,378 posts
04 Sept 2014, 16:20
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04 Sept 2014, 16:20#16
I am not remotely blonde, nor have I ever been, Gonzo. 

You said you reside in Canada ? Says it all !!    
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Gonzo the GreatClub Pro560 posts
04 Sept 2014, 16:23
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04 Sept 2014, 16:23#17
 hey your talking bout my neighbours... youd hate them too if they were nexdt to your country! damn hungry hungry hippos!
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ClaydogClub Pro691 posts
04 Sept 2014, 16:54
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04 Sept 2014, 16:54#18
Dapache Mode Saffex? You were going ok but blew it with that one. Gonzo what happened to the criteria about being in the charts. Most of your picks haven't been heard of in twenty years. If you google cool bands you need to specify an era. Steve vai played guitar for white snake at one stage.
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Gonzo the GreatClub Pro560 posts
04 Sept 2014, 16:57
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04 Sept 2014, 16:57#19
 still going strong bud! it was safs criteria. not mine. he boasted he is current and trendy and mozart old and hasbeen. so i thought id set the record straight that he is a fogey. nearly everything he lists isnt trendy in any scene today.
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WardadPro6,663 posts
04 Sept 2014, 17:01
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04 Sept 2014, 17:01#20
 Acca Dacca still going strong ! Cold Chisel is still the biz [ I spent 3 days out past Broken hill trying to bash my way through the wettest dirt roads I have ever seen only to arrive in Broken Hill just in time to catch Jimmy Barnes at his on stage boozing best in 1979 !]Hunters and collectors are pretty good too .Gonzo just cant seem to get enough eh ?
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KalaedFreddieClub Pro495 posts
05 Sept 2014, 18:48
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05 Sept 2014, 18:48#21
 There is a certainty.  Young people will grow old - fact!  And in doing so you will realise (although you will not admit it to the world at large) that you did not know it all when you thought you did.  Older folk have been there, done that and many cases have burned the T-shirts.

Jim Morrison is regarded by many of the music greats as the original complete rocker.   Sadly he was one of the 27ers and died prematurely.  Much of the modern music is electronic and leans more into computer programming than musical talent.

Listen to what you want, but don't for one minute think you are a music expert and that all should drop their likes and all of a sudden have an affinity for the (my opinion) sh!t you listen to.

Balance your music and listen to all genres, from Mozart to heavy metal and punk.

WarUncle there is NOTHING wrong with Meatloaf.  I would like to see some of the kids of today try and reach the vocals he had in his prime.  Compare some of CCR's music with some of the modern day noise.. No comparisons.

Clearly Bonzo, we are all different and this diversity is really what makes the world go round.  Live with your brother in love and not always try to force your will onto others - Salaam!  
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KalaedFreddieClub Pro495 posts
05 Sept 2014, 19:06
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05 Sept 2014, 19:06#22
 No Clouded one.  You listen to all and then keep listening to those that either intrigue or please you.  I discarded punk many moons ago.. Heavy Metal if you a re very selective can be listened to in short spurts now and again..
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Gonzo the GreatClub Pro560 posts
05 Sept 2014, 19:31
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05 Sept 2014, 19:31#23
 kaleif you missed the point entirely. i actually like beethoven, litz and mozart and a lot of really different stuff. the point was saf trashing things HE said was old gsrbage and thinking HE is trendy and current. i dont bash people for what they listen to if it aint destructive to you or othets then do whats make yiu happy! just dont lusten to something because you think its a status symbol... especially when it isnt! hahahahaha!
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