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Saffex Interviews Hieneke Meyer

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sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,294 posts
04 Aug 2014, 21:46
#1
04 Aug 2014, 21:46#1

Hieneke Meyer: 3 time winner of Super Rugby, 

and the Springbok coach with the 3rd best win 

ratio for all tests played so far. 


Saffex: A self proclaimed expert that can 

identify future talent from players within the 

Springbok under 21 squad or provincial squad 

lists in the pre season. 

The man who brought us Eztebeth. 


A freedom fighter against Apartheid from his 

shack in England. The coach of his sons rugby 

team. It seems his son plays both school and 

club level as a 14 year old. 


Saffex "the legend" was forced to give up 

the game when his collar bone was broken 

by Hennie Leroux - who later transpired to 

be his own team mate.....

Otherwise Saffex would have made the Bok squad 

that won in 1995 in place of Brendon Venter or 

even Henie Leroux. Saffex invented the 

crash ball play in his hey day, even though 

he now coaches an expansive style of play. 

Also an avid boxer who strives to be the best 

at what ever he does. 

Is known to all show up at bars with out a 

jacket and stinking.


Saffex says: "Meyer, why are your selections 

allways wrong"? They are insulting to the 

rugby public.

You are selecting washed up has beens like 

Bryan Habana, Fourie Dupreez, Victor Matfield


Meyer says: "Bryan Habana is the best wing 

in the word, FDF is the best scrum half in SA and perhaps the world, 

and Victor Matfield proved at SuperXV in 2014 

he still has what it takes. 

Matfield was given man of the match on many 

occasions and got extensive praise from 

commentators, journalist and former players 

in all 3 countries this year. 

He is the best lineout jumper in the world, 

great at kick offs and his work rate is good. 

South African teams score most of our tries 

from the lineout so it is imperative that we 

dominate this phase of play. 


Matfield may not be the most physical lock 

around but given that our loosies are bigger 

than other countries, it is not something that 

should effect our play. Also most of our best 

young locks are number 4's. Matfield won more

 man of the matches in SuperXV this year than 

any other lock, so he is the form player. 


Saffex: JJ is was our best prospect since 

Danie Gerber at outside centre that I 

identified FACT. 

Oh, and I am not comparing them because 

I only said best "prospect". 


Meyer: Actually I identified his potential to 

be an outside centre. I brought him to the 

Bulls as a wing and converted him to a centre. 


Saffex: Why do you let all our young players 

leave South Africa:


Meyer: I can only select a team of 30 players, 

not the 200 that you want in the squad. 

Many of your players are not 1st choice players

 for their regions, and when they go overseas are 

also not first choice club players.


Saffex: Where is Elton Jantjies. 

Meyer: In Japan



Saffex: The modern game requires a player to 

run into space and not into a defender.


Meyer: Are you saying that rugby used to 

not require space?



Saffex: What are you a conservative stupid fool 

that is not in touch with the modern game. 

You are an ignorant idiot. 


Meyer: What?


Saffex: You are too stupid to understand rugby. 

I should be coaching the Springboks not 

my sons school club team.


Meyer: Ha, Ha, Ha...


Saffex: You Dutchman. where is your kaki shorts..


Saffex: I am going to Puke on your Bok squad and support New Zealand and Australia. 

I hope they win so that you have to change 

your team each week with the newest players. 


If I was involved in South African rugby I 

would fire all of the coaches. 

We have the best rugby depth in the world 

and it only requires the correct (my) team 

selection to beat the All Blacks. 


DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
04 Aug 2014, 21:50
#2
04 Aug 2014, 21:50#2
 You forgot the comb in the socks!
CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
04 Aug 2014, 22:14
#3
04 Aug 2014, 22:14#3
 

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
05 Aug 2014, 00:34
#4
05 Aug 2014, 00:34#4

Nice laugh SB....and frighteningly close to the mark.

sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,294 posts
05 Aug 2014, 14:15
#5
05 Aug 2014, 14:15#5
tr ue need to update with the comb in the sock
BE
becsPro4,378 posts
05 Aug 2014, 14:18
#6
05 Aug 2014, 14:18#6
That's not all the only alteration you should consider.....how about spelling for a start ?  
 
FO
ForeverArizonaClub Pro580 posts
05 Aug 2014, 14:25
#7
05 Aug 2014, 14:25#7

 Saffex:Where is Jantjies

Meyer:In Japan...

 

Bwhahahahahahahahahababababhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahbaabbabababababahahaha

CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
05 Aug 2014, 14:39
#8
05 Aug 2014, 14:39#8
Saffex: Where is CJ Stander?
Meyer: On the Munster bench and h e said that he wants to play for Ireland.
GT
Gonzo the GreatClub Pro560 posts
05 Aug 2014, 15:35
#9
05 Aug 2014, 15:35#9
 mMan that was awesome. I learned a few things here! Saved thread to favs
KI
kingcornPro3,695 posts
05 Aug 2014, 15:56
#10
05 Aug 2014, 15:56#10
 Really funny, Sadsex style of negotiating is to say F**k You first.
3K
3ku1Pro2,580 posts
05 Aug 2014, 16:22
#11
05 Aug 2014, 16:22#11

 LOL that was a good laugh.

 

Saffex: You are too stupid to understand rugby. 

I should be coaching the Springboks not 

my sons school club team.


Meyer: Ha, Ha, Ha...

 

As for SA needing depth to beat Abs, they don't need depth, they need specialized players and only 15 players to beat NZ. Its all about bringing the right attitude and mental temperament, their is really no difference in skill set between the three countries, its all top two inches.

BL
bluebokPro3,977 posts
05 Aug 2014, 18:04
#12
05 Aug 2014, 18:04#12
Meyer did not win 3 Super rugby titles as Bulls coach, only one! Not so clever to insult another person's intelligence when the facts in your first paragraph are all wrong. Kinda makes you look thick!
CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
05 Aug 2014, 19:34
#13
05 Aug 2014, 19:34#13
 Safes ex: This is the team that you should have played against England in 2012 and we would have creamed them:

15.Lambie 14.JP 13.Taute 12.Frans 11.Mvovo 10.Jantjies/Grant 9.Hougaard 1.Beast 2.Bismark 3.Jannie 4.Etzebeth 5.Bekker 6.Brussouw 7.Elstadt/Coetzee/J.Strauss 8.Spies

HM:
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
05 Aug 2014, 20:12
#14
05 Aug 2014, 20:12#14

Sharktwat.....you seem a little obsessed with me

 

 

Habana the best wing in the world......bwhaaahaaaaa......its 2014 you fucking idiot

 

 

You and rugby just do not mix - keep well away Sharktwat  

GT
Gonzo the GreatClub Pro560 posts
05 Aug 2014, 20:53
#15
05 Aug 2014, 20:53#15
 Would you really have picked Josh Strauss? I forgot that geezer existed. Grant, Elstadt...  man cant make this shit up. Are you surr you coach rugby? And youvhad the cheek to call me stupid.
DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
05 Aug 2014, 20:54
#16
05 Aug 2014, 20:54#16
 Saffex,  stop digging!
CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
05 Aug 2014, 21:14
#17
05 Aug 2014, 21:14#17
 Saffex: WTF are you laughing about you fucking stupid prick. If you don't like that side, this is another one that I had in mind for 2012:

15.Lambie 14.JP 13.Taute 12.F.Steyn 11.Mvovo 10.Jantjies 9. Hougaard 1.Beast 2.Bismark 3.Mujati 4.Flip 5.Bekker 6.Brussouw 7.Strauss© 8.Spies

My dirt trackers would have been:
15.Ludik 14.v/d Heever 13. Watermeyer 12. Sadie 11. Mjekevu 10. Goosen 9. Vermaak 1.Coenie 2.Chiliboy 3.W.Kruger 4. Mostert 5. Etsebeth 6.Daniel© 7.Louw 8.Vermeulen

HM: Stop it....
DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
05 Aug 2014, 22:27
#18
05 Aug 2014, 22:27#18
 Stop it Vlag, he already has a new team and would probably update that team considerably after the first round of the CC. No need to stay in the past. Bok caps should be capped at 20 per player!
CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
06 Aug 2014, 00:21
#19
06 Aug 2014, 00:21#19
Hahahaha. The best part is that he has denied, on numerous occasions, that he ever had Jantjies as "his starting" no 10.
DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
06 Aug 2014, 00:33
#20
06 Aug 2014, 00:33#20
 He probably forgot about it, I mean, if he doesn't keep written records, how the hell is he supposed to remember all his previous picks?
CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
06 Aug 2014, 01:41
#21
06 Aug 2014, 01:41#21
 As jy nie kak praat nie, hoef jy nie te onthou nie, maar as hy sukkel om te onthou........ ek help graag.
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
06 Aug 2014, 11:34
#22
06 Aug 2014, 11:34#22

Hahahaha Ceradyne

 

Classic !!

 

sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,294 posts
06 Aug 2014, 19:21
#23
06 Aug 2014, 19:21#23
Understanding poor little Saffex:
Why do people insult others? A great question.

Most people who insult other people are insecure. They think that insulting the person will make them feel better, or they insult the other person to take attention off of themselves and their issues. People who are angry insult people because in their anger they cannot think of a better way to handle it. 

People who insult can feel backed in, threatened and fearful, making them lash out because they know no other way to handle themselves in every situation or conversation. It is always someone else’s fault (Meyers Fault). 

They never see themselves as the problem or the need to take a look at themselves. An immature, angry person can lash out at even the simplest questions. Instead of answering the question they lash out insults after insults. They can almost be ‘talented’ in changing the subject or the direction of the conversation.


DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
06 Aug 2014, 19:37
#24
06 Aug 2014, 19:37#24
 Much more simple, he just likes to provoke and it's part of his tough guy image AND he is half an inch sorter than six foot :-)
BE
becsPro4,378 posts
06 Aug 2014, 20:44
#25
06 Aug 2014, 20:44#25
Oh hang on.....you do realise you have all done nothing but insult Saffex for years. You know, calling him fat, bald etc etc....oh and short....lookie here, Draad is at it again.
In fact this whole thread is aimed at insulting him, isn't it ? 

Does that make you all insecure too ? 

Just asking.  
CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
06 Aug 2014, 20:49
#26
06 Aug 2014, 20:49#26
 What took you so long, becs?
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
06 Aug 2014, 20:49
#27
06 Aug 2014, 20:49#27
He is not a half an inch shorter than six foot.....not unless I have suddenly grown from half an inch shorter than six foot to six foot one. Becs the fool has brought it on himself. These Boards are just feedback devices. Couns el the silly, fat arrogant bugger.
BE
becsPro4,378 posts
07 Aug 2014, 14:15
#28
07 Aug 2014, 14:15#28
That wasn't an answer, Ceradyne.  
DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
07 Aug 2014, 14:29
#29
07 Aug 2014, 14:29#29

 Holymoly....anywhere else and you'd have to pay for this....   Oops

 

 

 

BTW I see Quade Cooper did not make the Ozzie squad.....McKenzie must be another F***** ignorant idiot.

CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
07 Aug 2014, 14:59
#30
07 Aug 2014, 14:59#30


becs

Status: Bok regular
Posts: 626 RE: Saffex Interviews Hieneke Meyer
August 07, 2014, 12:15:21 That wasn't an answer, Ceradyne. 



If you really want an answer........ Safesex is not insulted by others. He does it all by himself. Others just highlight his efforts from time to time.

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
07 Aug 2014, 15:31
#31
07 Aug 2014, 15:31#31

Save it Becs

 

I have seen enough on here to know who the culprit is between your buddy and other posters on here

 

There is not one single thread I can remember where he has not used foul or vulgar language.  The only threads without that, are the one's he hasn't posted in

 

The fact that you keep defending SafeSex is indicative of your deep and true feelings for the  guy.

 

He's a lucky man to have a loyal and dedicated friend like you, but it gets boring, and you always pop in at the right time.... almost like you receive a poke from someone

 

 

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
07 Aug 2014, 15:45
#32
07 Aug 2014, 15:45#32

Hey Cloudy

 

Given our own performances, I would rather give it a skip  

3K
3ku1Pro2,580 posts
07 Aug 2014, 16:08
#33
07 Aug 2014, 16:08#33
 Hey Denny Quade Cooper is injured he well miss the entire RC. No big loss anyway Foleys better. 
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
07 Aug 2014, 16:12
#34
07 Aug 2014, 16:12#34

Old man Moffie67 talking about counselling.....have you been to your local funeral director yet? Let me guess you still maintain you are taller than me - what a fucking laugh.....you were a miserable little weed when we met, hell that was years ago, you must look like a dried up prune by now? Do you use a walking stick yet.....you and Vlagshit should have a race?

 

I see the wanker Draad has also jumped on board, howzit Draad you fucking waste of space?

 

Sharktwat, why don't you give us something on RUGBY, its your strength  

BE
becsPro4,378 posts
07 Aug 2014, 16:54
#35
07 Aug 2014, 16:54#35
I have not received a "poke" from anyone.....strangely, I have rarely spoken to Saffex of late. I have been too unwell and too busy with my Dr and having Tests. Hence, I only pop up from time to time.
But you, DA, also appear at the most opportune of moments. Often to back up Ceradyne. So I suppose you might speak from experience, in the poking department  Not worked for me, I'm afraid. I don't respond to poking. 

No, Saffex has been continually insulted, usually using the same tired old, regurgitated lies by people who parrot another trying to curry favour. That in itself is sad. He did not respond much for years. Now it seems he has had enough.
As for my "deep and true feelings "......I suggest you go back to reading "Mills and Boon" or whatever trash novels it is you enjoy reading. That came across as very girlie and twee, I must say ! Reminded me of someone I know from another board, actually. You have done many times...... 

Yep, you got me.....Saffex is the love of my life. I adore him. We have indulged in a passionate affair since the day we first met and we just can't live without one another. 
Oh no, that's not right either  He's just a dear friend of mine. 
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
07 Aug 2014, 17:07
#36
07 Aug 2014, 17:07#36

Thought so

 

Thanks for confirming everything Becs  

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
07 Aug 2014, 17:11
#37
07 Aug 2014, 17:11#37
Poor old Denise.....well done on the Cooper call about sums your contributions up - useless  
BE
becsPro4,378 posts
07 Aug 2014, 18:21
#38
07 Aug 2014, 18:21#38
Oh my pleasure.
I mean, a love like mine for Saffex should never really be denied.



I see what you're doing here though....nice try again.Just because I pointed out a couple of things you don't like or agree with, you make out I'm doing it for love. Yep, good job I'm female, Saffex !!!! What would they have accused you of otherwise ????    
DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
07 Aug 2014, 19:45
#39
07 Aug 2014, 19:45#39
 Aag Saffex,  it was a joke you fool!
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
08 Aug 2014, 04:44
#40
08 Aug 2014, 04:44#40

Good old Dave one of the fine (if short) human beings I have met.

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