Sapp's Mellow Yellow Donovan redux

I'm just mad at  ol' Saffex

Ol' Saffex is mad at me

I'm just mad at ol' Saffex

He behaves so stoopidly

They call him craven yellow

(quite rightly)

Answers with a  bellow

(quite tritely)

Snarky fellow, not so mellow

Built slow never too fly

ground velocity none

Weight was always too high

He always ate his bun

They called him slow and callow

(quite rightly)

too heavy in the barrow

(quite rightly)

Sallow yellow, porky fellow 

Suddenly washed up Habana

was going to be the Sapp's next phase

Suddenly washed up Habana 

Would support the youngster craze

They call him  greasy fellow

(quite rightly)

More fleshy than an aloe

(quite rightly)

Smelly fellow, not so mellow

Born forever to curse

Brain activity nil

Born forever to curse

Can't he take a little pill

They call him sickly yellow

( quite rightly)

A very cowardly fellow

(quite rightly)

Oh so yellow, cowardly fellow !!!!!!!

The original lyrics for reference:

I'm just mad about Saffron
Saffron's mad about me
I'm just mad about Saffron
She's just mad about me

{Refrain}
They call me mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow
(Quite rightly)
They call me mellow yellow

 

Moffie, this latest extremely lame and embarrassing cry for attention is probably all the proof you need that you should take some time off this board, get out a bit more, do something with the family for a change and stop making Dave the focal point of your sad and pathetic life.

I mean that in the nicest possible way. Take a break . . . you're not doing yourself or your reputation any good with these incredibly juvenile, spiteful and repetitive attacks.

Brilliant bit of verse there Dr Moz!!!! Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha. "Cant he take a pill" - that would be cannabilism!

Expect a roses are red and violets are blue level of response from snapster.

Rooitwit how can you of all people get so sanctimonius? Dont worry about Dave he loves it and will discuss it for weeks on SS board as welll. Its all cause and effect stuff -snapster is the cause and this is the effect etc. Blueboks ears are no doubt still blue from the "answers with a bellow, snarky fellow not so mellow" Hahahahahahaha.

Dont be such a gimp rooitwit we love ou snapster!!! One just has to understand his neurosis. 

Well of course RooiAAS would say that. The sad little chap would love to be able to write some rhyme but he can't.....let alone get all the rythm to work. I remember some particularly pathetic attempts on his part.

And he is sooooooo offended. Talk about a kettleblack situation. Well here's the thing AAS, in the nicest possible way, get lost. But if you want the attacks to stop, tell you buddy to stop insulting other posters. It's that easy.

As for writing a bit of rhyme, I actually enjoy the experience. It's okay in life to take some risks, have a little fun, be lighthearted.

A few years ago I was with a golfing group in a Scottish hotel lounge, spirits were high. So being in Aberdeen I wrote down the words for  The Northern Lights of Old Aberdeen, and gave them to a waiter to copy for our group.

I led them through the first verse. The younger chaps were stunned. But the older guys got it. Pretty soon the locals joined in and the place was roaring. And we didn't stop there....Scotland the Brave, There is  a Star, Oh Flower of Scotland, The River Clyde and many more were sung with gusto. A piano in the corner was suddenly manned by a local.....and the whole place joined in. We made friends.

When I see the chaps who there that night, it's the first thing they want to talk about.

Take a little risk, do something unusual, have a little fun along the way! Nothing we do here will change the rugby played out there, by one missed pass. It's all about entertainment.

Well of course its about entertainment- a view I have often expressed. Those are memorable times in life's journey.

Moz your Brumbies poem would not have been seen by many here. How about posting it?

Ah the cynic's version of Men at Work Down Under?

"Travelling Oz in a tricked up Kombi

We came across this would be Brumbie"

Nah it will just make RooiAAS even more unhappy. Hell he might even try his hand at verse again.....hahahaha.

 Man KKK your obsession with me is a little disturbing - but good to see I command so much of your time

Exposing you as a LIAR has clearly struck a nerve.

Beenkop, keep up the good arse creeping action, it suites your style

 Another pathetic Moz/Saffex thread to add to the collection

 Yeah GayLover, Moffie its clear Moffie spends alot of time thinking about me - pretty disturbing really.

Imagine going through the lyrics of a song!!

Old yellow belly slithers onto the scene...haha. Well I can assure you Yellow Dave, the rhyme comes to me in a flash and it never took me one twentieth of the time, that you falsely billed clients, while you were on the Board this last week.

As for you GuyLover, we all know you were only invented for these threads. Have you ever opened another one? And as you say you, keep a collection.  But frankly you are getting a little boring.

 Ah yeah KKK, I'm sure it took you only a few minutes, you liar - one certainty is that it is pretty bloody pathetic that you dedicate so much time to me - its bordering on an obsession - get a bloody life old man.

Moffie, who said I had clients to bill, you will find that when you are in charge, clients dont form part of the equation anymore - but I am touched by your concern you ill informed twat.

All this attention you are directing my way clearly confirms you are smarting at my exposing you for the liar you are - hit a little nerve have I? You spoken to Denny lately? I have certainly renewed my respect for the man.

I presume even your best mate was not going to stand for your lies - big call by him, but a repectful one. Poor old Moffie sunk by his buddy - there is no more telling a blow

You posted your shack. I can't prove it, but then you can't prove you didn't do it. It's a small matter. What's of more consequence is your yellow chickening out on your property in the swamp. You made the big boast, complete rubbish as with most of your verbal diarrhea. But then when challenged slithered for the exit. Pik...pik....pik.

 Ah KKK, you see this is where you continue to slip up, for I have long proved thanks to 5 posters including your best mate Denny that you lied about me posting a picture of my property on the net, so no amount of squirming will set you free on this issue. You were exposed for lying - end of.

There is no consequence at all in me refusing to post the value of my property on a messageboard, for the simple reason that no poster on this board or any other would be pathetic enough to do that. Its called principle, something you know nothing about given you took it upon yourself to post pictures of your home and cars on a messageboard.

I said my property is worth more than yours combined and I stand by that - whether you believe that or not is beside the point and as I have said before I dont give a shit whether you believe it or not. What I will NEVER do is be pathetic enough to behave in your manner and resort to posting figures and pictures on a public forum - no-one is that fucking pathetic or unprincipled - unless they are you of course - get it LIAR?

And as I have said before 5 posters have probably read 20% of the postings on sites you have used over the last 7 years. But then numbers were never a strong point for you.

Matter of fact, I always thought you crass, bombastic,  stupid, short   and fat. But until now I never thought you were yellow.

Crap in those days Denny, Mike, Jal, Becs and Duke posted on a daily basis as many of them do now bar Denny. Your defence is feeble and pathetic.

As I suspected, the principle point went straight over your head, woooooosh - wonder why that is - no principles maybe?

So, how long do you think it will take before you get over being exposed for lying by your mate?

You must feel like a right twat?

One thing that's hard to abide is a coward. A blow hard who makes a big statement and then heads to the exit, hiding behind "principle". Listen Yellow Dave, if you had any principle you wouldn't have said that at all.  What a pathetic yellow coward. Did you dodge military service as well chicken?

 So KKK, do you think any other poster on here would post the evidence of the value of their property on this messageboard - a simple yes or no will do. Try not duck and dive with the answer as you usually do - just man up and answer the question LIAR

Ah yeah and while on the subject of national service, I bet I did a better job of that you did, bet you ended up washing plates in the kitchen

 Yellow Belly I certainly wouldn't. But then I wouldn't claim my property is worth more than another poster's. I am totally confident but I haven't even said that in this context.

But if you are so classless as to make such a claim, hiding behind principle is a joke. You are obligated to put up or be called a yellow belly.

Why dontcha just ask me to let you up off the deck, that would be in character.

 Ah so you would not claim your property was worth more than another posters, but you would post pictures of your home and cars on a public messageboard - do you have any idea what the word hypocisy means - obviously not - you really are one stupid prick.

Just like you would not post the value of your property on this board, nor will I. Class has stuff all to do with this. My claim on property value was in response to your pathetic allegation that I lived in a shack.

Let me off the hook, now there is a laugh, this coming from a disgraced liar - keeping trying Moffie

Spoken to Denny lately?

 So your claim was in response to a statement I made. Sounds like you just sucked it out of your thumb. But we know that don't we.

And  no yellow  belly, I have no clue  what "hypocisy" (sic) means......hahaha.

Next thing a quivering yellow belly like you is likely to do is shift that mantle to me. Watch this puppet react to the strings.

 Yeah that is apparent, yellow belly liar

Mozart, you really don't seem to have any comprehension of how stupid you make yourself look, do you ?

Last time, unlike you, Saffex has never posted pictures of his home on any of the Rugby sites...and hasn't posted pictures of his cars either. Nor has he denigrated other posters on a seemingly daily basis for not being as wealthy as he is. No-one can say the same for you, can they ? And you're only happy to talk to people who toady around you, as soon as anyone so much as disagrees, the real Mozart emerges with his constant nastiness and bullying.

You must have the most colossal chips on your shoulders to feel the need to treat people as you do.

The only comments Saffex made about his home were in direct response to you saying he lived in a shack. He is quite within his rights to counter your nasty little claim with a few facts, something you find difficult to deal with. The whole concept of fact seems anathema to you.

Your pathetic attempts at humour with your sad little poem above just show what an absolute twit you are and I'm sure most of those you speak about on your little golf jolly  will have thought the exact same thing. Cringeworthy really.

Mozart, you really don't seem to have any comprehension of how stupid you make yourself look, do you ?

Last time, unlike you, Saffex has never posted pictures of his home on any of the Rugby sites...and hasn't posted pictures of his cars either. Nor has he denigrated other posters on a seemingly daily basis for not being as wealthy as he is. No-one can say the same for you, can they ? And you're only happy to talk to people who toady around you, as soon as anyone so much as disagrees, the real Mozart emerges with his constant nastiness and bullying.

You must have the most colossal chips on your shoulders to feel the need to treat people as you do.

The only comments Saffex made about his home were in direct response to you saying he lived in a shack. He is quite within his rights to counter your nasty little claim with a few facts, something you seem difficult to deal with. The whole concept of fact seems anathema to you.

Your pathetic attempts at humour with your sad little poem above just show what an absolute twit you are and I'm sure most of those you speak about on your little golf jolly  will have thought the exact same thing. Cringeworthy really.

 Right on cue. Becs to the rescue......and so anxious she double posts. There is no clearer evidence that her man is in trouble....how humiliating when a woman has to fight your battles.

And one who doesn't know the difference between lyrics for a song and a poem.  

From someone who has lapdogs to toady up to him on a daily basis, it's a little rich to make accusations such as those, isn't it  Mozart ? I mean, really ?

I'm not remotely anxious and I didn't double post.....something that end did it for me.

Ah, a sexist as well as everything else ? I mean we've already seen the crass post you've headed with the word " mong " in it. Do you know what that word means, Mozart ? Because you just copied it from Beeno. I'll help you out...it means mongoloid, the old term for Down's Syndrome. So you've just made some vile little comments about the disabled...really on a role at the moment, aren't we ?

Don't try to make it about your sexist little views, this is about the truth and facts. But you know nothing of those, do you ?

Oh and another thing, Saffex isn't my man, just to make that clear.

 KKK, we know you struggle with the truth and now you seem to clearly be struggling with reality - how on earth do you conclude I am in trouble.

The only person that has been in trouble on this board over the past few weeks is you for the simple reason members of this site have exposed you for lying. That is trouble and you are clearly smarting.

Your pathetic attempt at diverting attention away from yourself by throwing this lame yellow belly label my way is carrying no weight. I said my property was worth more than yours after you asserted I lived in a shack - completely reasonable response in my opinion which you could either accept or refute.

None of this is trouble, it does not begin to compare with the evidence that was used to expose you as a liar - that is trouble and its humiliating for you, for you bang on about being a man of substance when in fact I have exposed a very different picture of you in the past few weeks - and boy am I loving it, that slip of yours was elementary  - SPLAT

And boy does Becs have a point - sums you up perfectly

Becs I assume you don't mean "really on a role"?  But perhaps you are tired it's past midnight and you are still defending your man. But I respect your dogged loyalty.....being on duty this late. And truthfully you have nothing to work with. When your man tells another poster his property is worth more than that poster's property and then chickens out of proving it? Hell that's a hard one for anybody to defend, let alone somebody as inept as you.

And yellow Dave it's no lame accusation. You are the kid who said I'm tougher than the other guy and then ran from the school as fast as his chubby short legs would carry him.

Monumental mouthing off, followed by humiliating capitulation.

KKK I never chicked out proving anything as at no point was I going to divulge my property value or evidence thereof on a public forum - what part of this basic concept do you not get you stupid prick?

You asserted that I lived in a shack, I responded tellling you just how wrong you were and that my property was probably worth more than yours and was therefore anything but a shack - thats where it ends, believe it or not and who gives a toss. Asking me to provide evidence is pathetic as no -one would stoop that low - unless they were you. I did no chickening out, I just pointed out a basic principle that people dont post property figures on the net - but as per usual you are too fucking dumb to comprehend this and bang on about yellow belly and expect that to stick - its lame.

Moffie, taking you down has been so damn easy, why would the player that has the old fart flat on the deck start running from the school. The current status is my boot on your chest, giving you a backhand every now and again whenever you launch one of your pathetic weightless challenges - I mean what the hell was that poem - some nerd beating his chest and hoping to strike a cord with some bottom dweller

Yellow Belly,  in the immortal words of Gordon Gecko:

" I'll make you a deal. Stop lying about me and I'll stop telling the truth about you".

This from the clown who has been exposed as a LIAR

The above serves to confirm your stupidity