Seb I sent you a registered letter last week Friday

Please let me know whether you have received it,   

Thank you Mike...I have not been up and running for a couple of days, my wife is visiting her father and her brother and just my luck I was smitten with the worst gastric flu I can ever remember...it's terrible you cannot eat you cannot walk or drive in case you shit your pants and you cannot hold a piss...you cannot sleep for the pain and going to the lou is an unpleasant business.

My thoughtful wife left so anti-biotics for this type of thing but I was not sure because I'll learn Cyrillic alphabet but has now Whatts A pp me instructions. I went to the chemist today but it was a nightmare my GP is on holiday.

But anyway Mike I'm a  tough survivor...went through a tough bacterial infection which only 1 in 4 survive...necrotising faciitis.

Hopefully tomorrow I can soldier on and collect it.

Thank you Michael, you are an officer and gentleman.

Hope you are well now - so get going my friend.

Get well soon Seb! 

Thanks chaps...the anti-biotics seem to be working and I will go to my box at Hillcrest and look, Mike.

Sjoe...that was a week of torture, wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy...there are are some very bad bugs around today and even life threatening.

You'll need a good multi-vitamin to boost your system.

I bet you're feeling totally drained now.

I hope it's not a bug making it's rounds.

I found that regular glasses of wine keep the bug inebriated and so lessens the symptoms a tad.

Besides, taking a lot of fluids is always recommended.

When you live below the mountain and it's spraying like a fountain...diarrhea!

:) 

Sounds harsh man.

In our family, aside from other meds, we mere made to deal with it by literally drinking as much water as we could. If it's bad enough you'll just end up shitting clear water. The trick is to keep doing it over and over. 

Literally flushing yourself continuously for a day or two.

Probably not sound medical advice but it worked well enough.

...glad you survided Seb...bizarre thread, didn't expext this much sharing when I opened it...BTW, I had some chili poppers last night...

... I think it's to prevent ring sting, Lara. Draad's just being careful.

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Ok sourgrapes, fair enough.

Well Michael is the most purist contributor to rugby and cricket and it was a lovely gesture. And just to clear up this mistake made by the it and editor of this site because I registered the name General Tito and in case you don't know who he was, read the history of the late Yugoslavia.

But they blundered and I requested in several letters politely to fix it but as usual it fell on deaf ears...they care very little about members needs as we saw just the other day...running a website forum is just passive income for them so they can disappear on the golf course as often as they like.

Ed either does not hear our requests and respects it or his system is limited or could not really care and is very sloppy in running it.

General Tit,

Did you get that Brooklax I sent in the post?  I did not know your address, but assumed the postman would know where the only person in the world that could not spell Tito lived .

By the way, you can change your name yourself on this board, without having to bother the site admin team.

Furthermore, I recall you saying that you lost your password, and this is why you created a 2 new accounts. (one of which was voted off the board).  So in actual fact, you are aware that you can change your name yourself, but pretending that the blame for this horrific blunder is actually the fault of the site admin.,..

That is like blaming the inventors of toilet paper about forgetting to wipe your arse...

https://www.ruckersforum.com/users/generaltit

Seb

Thanks for the compliment - but I am not as pure as I should be.   I sometimes eat "space cookies" that remove virtually all my aches and pains caused by advancing age   Have been advised to eat same and it works wonders,     

Sharkbok it did not work for some reason and I wrote to the IT Administrator and ED privately to change it internally from Generaltit to Seb, either that or delete all threads...not a word...useless.

For arse-creeping Rooinek who curries favour with Ed and who accuses Denny and others of being Mozarts sycophants is just another example how you practise hypocrisy and are certainly devoid of human understanding and ability to discern because your self-centredness has blinded you.

You simply cannot communicate at all...you are blind as can be and just see what you want to see...a real no-man man sitting in your nowhere land.

I'm not going to waste anymore time...you never win arguments with fools.

Anyway Mike thankyou for your gift, I picked it up and we certainly will enjoy watching these great Russian classics...I know Elena will love it...I know she's seen a lot of these classics in Russia but to have have them on a stick is precious.

I'm just sorry that genuine thanks for thoughtful kindness and genuine extension of goodwill to Elena and her folk has turned out like this. There are genuinely very mentally sick and impaired people on this board. It's not funny and if Ed/Mod is too weak to either eradicate it or severely correct it I'm gone forever and I'll never come back...you cannot offer this guy the olive branch without him crapping all over it. You cannot enjoy it...he pokes his snout into everything private...a nasty piece. If Ed does nothing I'm not going to stand for this abuse.

Anyway, nevertheless I will keep in correspondence with you and hopefully visit you in Riverdale.

Aag fok Snark, get off your sea horse!

Seb, wipe ya arse & collect your letter ..... don't they have home deliveries?

Blob, I take it that you haven't been surprised by any bowe l movements of late?

Draad, when you sit on the can elevate your knees higher than your hips ...... v.good for your poeping wellbeing.

I appreciate the tips. ..thanks...I think...

No, I'm seri-aaas, it could add years to your life ...... google my bro.

I don't think I want to live that long!

Don't you start! We've enough members suffering with mental issues ...... vasbyt, remember Wolraad Woltemade & nb. when performing your deep-breathing exercises ensure that your exhalation is longer than the inhalation.

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Blob ... that's a squat.

I have a question. Do you squat on the toilet .. with your feet on the seat?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Most of the warehouse guys at work do the same. We keep replacing the seats because of it.

No matter how many times one explains it to them, they keep squatting and we keep replacing the seats.

You would fit right in at work, bro.

Awesome band, Draad.

Takes me back to the days when I was young and handsome.