Smallcock the scaredy cat

So Smallcock, what is your excuse for not pitching up at our rendezvous? Bit of a poor show when you chose the time and place and I asked you make it a bit later. No worries, it just means I'm going to slap your face even harder when we do hook up, although I'm betting that will never happen because you're too chicken to back up all your big talk.

 Apparently he did show up. He posted the next day that it was you who did not show up.

Apparently he has a till reciept from shop at the time. 

It has taken you long to respond, are you sure you were there?