So I’ve been appointed as the new Bok head coach

And my first call is to arrange a round the world rugby tour to Japan, Georgia, Italy, Canada, USA and Argentina, playing tests against each I’m taking a large squad made up of youngsters and some capped players that have only had a taste of test rugby including Willemse who will only be considered at 12 for the tour. My squad: Fullbacks: Fassi / Gelant / Horn Wings: Nkosi / Tambwe / Zas / Green / Edwill vd Merwe / Sebastian de Klerk / Strevino Jacobs Outside centre: Moodie / Xamlashe / Henco v Wyk / Similane / Marnus Potgieter / Gans Inside centre: Willemse / David Kriel / Rickus Pretorious / James Mollentze Flyhalves: Libbok / Sacha / Bosch / Hendrikse / Chamberlian Scrumhalves: Hendrikse / Williams / Nohamba / Papier / Jantjies / Burger Loosehead prop: Gerhard Steenkamp / Boan Venter / Matanzima / Mchunu Hookers: Dweba / Grobelaar / Venter / JH Wessels Tightheads: Wilco Louw / Thomas du Toit / Sadie / Klopper / Ntlabakayne / Hanro Jacobs Locks: Jenkins / Moerat / Andre Smith / Ruben v Heerden / Ruben Schoeman / Ruan Vermaak / JF v Heerden Loosies: Buthelezi / v Staaden / Theunessin / JL du Preez / Vincent Tsituka / Ruan Venter / Jason Dixon / Liebenberg / Dayamani / Roos / Hanekom / Dan du Preez / Elrigh Louw / Emmanuel Tsituka / Horn

Who cares money is no object

Who is JJ Wessels?

Bulls hooker - young lad that played prop for Grey Bloem - they called him the new Os. Was recruited by Clermont from school but thanks to COVID he returned to SA. Bulls signed him and have turned him into a hooker Big boy 120kg, tall for a hooker/ prop JH Wessels not JJ

You are on fire Moz

Don't lie Dave! I know exactly what you'd do as Bok coach. 1) Lobby the ANC for funding. 2) Use said funding to hire a mix of AI engineers and biologists. 3) Clone DDA and make 50 copies. 4) Field DDA in positions 1 through 15, and 16 through 23.

Plum you know me too well

You lot are crazy DA is good but he is not that good If I was cloning a back it would be Danie Gerber, a forward, Etzebeth

Fine...I'll take 23 x Kwaggas.