Some much needed corrections to the many errors made by loonies such as the

Kiwi bird brains, that notable twit and kiwi wannabee rooitwit, and the many shameless carping guppies such as that noted plodder ou maaaik and the rugby 101 page one specialist muncher. If I have left any oak/mong out my sincere apologies.

Beeno

I expected as much from you - but despite all your misplaced confidence and long diatribe - one thing remains clear - the Stormers played a crap game against a much-weakened Crusaders team and you crow about it and find excuses like it is unbelievable.

I really lost faith in the Stormers this year - they do belong below log position 10 and deservedly so.   On Saturday  they were bad all round.   That includes -

*   them losing the line-outs battle - partly because of th crap throw-ins by Fourie;

*   Jantjies was absolute shit as a player - and he played his standard game on the level he normally performs;

*    The backline was effectively dead and the Crusaders played the fool with them - you cannot play a dud like De Jongh and expect anything better..

I can write a book about all the muck-ups of the Stormers - but one thing is evident and that is if the Stormers go on with their crap display and if Coetzee keeps on selecting his favourites - the Cheetahs are going to have a field day on Saturday.     Labuschagne and Brussow are going to run at Jantjies and when they get near to him - he is bound to knock on balls because of fear of a hard tackle,   I got swept up in the hype and abcked the Stormers this time around - and won't repeat that mistake this coming week.   

LETS PUT IT IN CAPITAL LETTERS - THE STORMERS THIS YEAR IS CRAP AND DESTINED FOR THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE DRAW.  

Hilarious!

Baboon-ou thumps his chest and boast and brags about how wonderful his Hapless Stompies are, and then, when they get humiliated by a Crusaders "B" team missing Richie McCaw, Kieran Read, Israel Dagg and Dan Carter, Baboon-ou disappears for a few days and then comes back all red-faced snivelling something like . . . "but we had injuries . . . sniff . . . it's not fair!"

What a delusional little crybaby! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!

Much bleating from the sa crusties contingent lead by ou maaaikie and his village idiot but nothing to refute my irrefutable post.

Get over your thumping by the brumbies ou maaaik and the village idiot and try not to take it out on the Mighty Stormers - who should they get back to full strength will be a force to be reckoned with.

I await with interest the outcome of the sharkies game versus the crusaders.

What a pair of bombastic, blowhard, bulldusting, buffoooooons! 

You two twits please change you avatar to something more crustacian looking.

Where too is ou black udder no doubt this twit  thinks his side (who squeaked a win against a very depleted Stormers side) is fantastic too.  Side splittingstuff from the oaks/mongs! What a difference two goal kicks makes to these hatters. Ability to see the wood from the trees - zero - being oaks themselves!

Now we have the Stormers finishing 10th says ou maaaaaikie. Hahahahahahahaha - only chance of that is if we continue this horrendous injury run.

Best concentrate on your game next weekend guppies!!! Your howling away about the Stormers does not erase the whiping the Brumbies gave you much as you would like it to do. Bwahhahahahaha - sorry to remind you of this salient fact fact.

With supporters like Baboon-ou I now understand why there are so many 'Cape Crusaders'....I absolutely love it when the Stormers invariably choke each year in the S15 and watch Baboon-ou go into a code brown meltdown.  Muppet.

Poooooie two things. Firstly, I did not acually see to many crusty supporters at Newlands - seems their support is declining. So topping the log is a choke! Bwahhahahahahahahahahaha what a complete hatter.

Secondly, instead of making a complete twit of yorself yet again why not explain to the board say ( a challenge ou maaaaaikie and rooiTWIT dodged) why the crusties would beat a lineout where Tiaan throws in and our jumpers are Bekker, Etzebeth, Vermuelen, Schalk and Elstadt.

I saw enough last Saturday to know the full Stormers side is significntly superior to the wee crustacians.

It cant be denied in truth - the latter being the rub.

Poi-e, the best thing about Baboon-ou is his complete lack of self-awareness. He honestly has no idea what a gigantic fool he makes of himself on this board.

Wehe, the Crusaders mascot could beat the Stompies lineout by himself. All he'd need is someone to shout the name "Sam Whitelock" as the fat and hopeless Tiaan Liebenbergr threw the ball into the lineout and the Stompies jumpers would all start blubbering and shrieking in terror.

LMAO!

Oh look it's me ol' mate Beano!!!! Oh yes those bloody internet problems are terrible......ly convenient lol!!!

That was a hell of a spiel there sonshine... very well written indeed. Tell me,  did you manage to convince yourself of your own BS by the end there?

Stop worrying beano, the boks will win against the blackness again one day, it's inevitable. But if they play the kind of game you want them too, they wont keep winning and never create the kind of dynasty which I think is what you want to see. Now I could explain why, but your a smart monkey and I my 'good' friend can’t be arsed.

Look abnob we beat the wee chiefies with the depleted team. There of course we did at least have Liebenberg of course.

Man I am sure the kiwi teams are hugely relieved not to have to face the full force of the Mighty Stormers.

What game do you think I want them to play abnob? Wonder if you have any clue at all (They read but understand not is the problem).

Delusions of grandeur rooiTWIT. You may be the crusties mascott but you still couldnt out jump a sharks girls under 13 lock!!!

Bwahahahahahha

The return of Beeno, and pretty much what was expected. Take a losing match throw in " missing players, weakened team" and bang you would think the Stormers were winners. You really hate losing to Kiwi's, but hey you are entertaining.

polyboy

Right there - that is why I terrorize him to see what laugh we can get next time around.  LOL

ou maaaikie you wouldnt even terrorise the members of rooitwits girls under 13 sharks rugby team - given the fact you couldnt catch them.Bwhahahahahahaha

Can anybody truly doubt that a full strength strength Stormers side would whip these hapless crustacians?

Beeno asking for a rare moment of honesty.

Baboon-ou, on the Sharks selection thread yesterday you were calling for someone called "Du Toit" to be picked to play at inside centre for the Sharks.

Not sure if you're just very slow or if you're too much of a coward to answer the question, but note that I asked you what this Du Toit chap's first name is so we know who you're talking about. Still waiting!

Beeno

Sorry - a full-strength Stormers side  cannot beat a full-strength Crusaders side.

I can tell you why.   The main reasons are -

*   the Earl Silky Hands Jantjies factor;

*   the Juan Scything Tackle De Jongh defective attacking play factor; and

*   the selection deficiencies of Coetzee.

Jantjies handed the Crusaders last Saturday 10 of their 19 points on a platter - first through a charge down kick leading to a  converted try and then through a knock-on turned into a penalty because he hung onto the ball after recovering it.   No team can afford to play with that kind of handicap all embodied into one player.

Any team wishing to win cannot play from an attacking perspective with 14 men.   De Jongh is incapable of playing an attacking game at all.  

Coetzee will never change his team by getting rid of the two mentioned players - so the Stormers would not be able to beat second grade teams - leave alone the Crusaders.   I have a feeling that the Stormers are  going to to lose against the Cheetahs this week as well.   The only hope for the Stormers would be if Jantjies is not able to play and the Stormers can play Van Aswegen in his place.   The same would apply to De Jongh - De Allende is a much better center from all perspective than that one. 

Such a loss may not be an entirely bad thing as well - it may just wake up Coetzee to the fact that unless he gets rid of the incompetents in his team - he is really going to harm his own career at the Stormers and may not survive this year.

 For once you're right Hasbeeno. Topping the Log is not a choke. However, losing the Semi to a Sharks team that had been to the moon and back was one of the biggest chokes of all time!

The good old Chiefs did to the Sharks what the Mild Zephyrs should have done to them the week before but for lack of skill or bottle!