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Started by Mrs Searle4 REPLIES957 VIEWS· 06 Aug 2022, 19:28
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Mrs SearlePro1,533 posts
06 Aug 2022, 19:28
#1
06 Aug 2022, 19:28#1



  1. Nyakane: Fucking useless. Kits was better. 4/10
  2. Marx: Best Block by far actually despite being bettered on defence. 8/10
  3. Malherbe: Belly flopper, didn't stand out much. 5/10
  4. Etzebeth: Better than expected. Next best Block. 7.5/10
  5. de Jager: Dominated. Slow, really struggled to move around the field. 5/10
  6. Kolisi: Nice hand off... wasted by the useless fucks around him. 6/10
  7. du Toit: Dominated and also look slow. Won a l/o, made one good tackle. 6/10
  8. Wiese: Looked better early on then got petty. Lucky not to be carded. 5/10
  9. Hendrikse: Best Block back by far. Good service. 7/10
  10. Pollard: Slow minded and inaccurate. 4/10
  11. Mapompi: Fuck me he was dragged around. Didn't do much if he couldn't run straight. 4/10
  12. De Allende: Absolutely fucked like a back alley hooker. Did he do anything right? 3/10 
  13. Am: Was he on the field? One good offload, physically thrown around like a toy. Defence between 12-13 is really bad. 3/10
  14. Arendse: Took two players out of the air, punished once. Not test quality. 2/10 
  15. Willemse: Danced in front of the gainline and made bad decisions. As stupid as De Lindy. 3/10

There you have it. All Blacks really forced the wide ball often throughout the game and it went to ground behind unit 2 about 9 times that game. Running from deep... kiwis are never great when they play like that. They made the Block defence rubble... but didn't have the territory to make it hurt. High risk plays too deep. 

The Blocks get a 3/10 overall. They are fucking awful. We are going to give you fucks an ass plumbing when we next meet! 

Best Blocks: Marx, Etzebeth, Kwagga, Mostert, Hendrikse. 

CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
07 Aug 2022, 06:33
#2
07 Aug 2022, 06:33#2

Red Rose 

Those ratings are what would have been he case if the Springboks lost the test so lets face facts your ratings are supershit. .   

MS
Mrs SearlePro1,533 posts
07 Aug 2022, 12:05
#3
07 Aug 2022, 12:05#3

Mike... I was starting to think you are full of shit, but now a know shit is full of you. 

CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
07 Aug 2022, 13:30
#4
07 Aug 2022, 13:30#4

Thanks RR

You must be jealous - I may be Shit - but you are supershit and as the shittiest contributor on site you must envy your betters.    ,  

By the way how come Kwagga with his 4 tackles and two missed tackles be rated as one of the best blockers?   In the  one Welsh test he made no tackles  - and you said he was the best player on the field.    You suffer from brainshit disease?    

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
07 Aug 2022, 14:28
#5
07 Aug 2022, 14:28#5

My rating of Rosie Nose - zero out of 100.

Hahahahahaha. Reckon ou dense denise, arch twits sha rkie and rooinek have some serious competition. 

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