Springboks Team of Losers Awards for 2016.

Competition for the worst XV of the year was tough. After careful deliberation, and factoring in the Coetzee factor- I have assembled this team as the best combination of losers we can offer for Wales 
1. Steven Shitshoff- What has happened to him. Is he fit enough even to last as an impact player. The scrum falls apart as soon as he enters the fray. 
2. Strauss - pick and carry donkey- that usually goes backwards. Allways isolates himself by placing the ball forwards instead of backwards- ensuring either slow possession or lost possession-
Should have retired ages ago. He moved to the Bulls and became a one tricky pony. Has he ever recovered one ball from a ruck in his whole life, can he touch or even see his toes. 
3. Adriaanse. Useless- debatable if Curry Cup standard. 
4. Mostert. The smallest and most pathetic lock to wear and disgrace the Springbok team.
5. Lomp- a clumsy oaf that seems to run with his head looking at his feet. A flat track pony against the Minnows- but lacking when any thought is required.
6. Carr- a total non-factor at the breakdown. He was chosen on the basis that he is smaller than other loosies- even though he is useless at the ruck.
7. Oupa A passenger that tackles with his head. A penalty machine waiting to happen.
8. Wee Whitey is just too small-, and he offers nothing at the breakdown. Another ball carrier that gets carried backwards.
9. Page- seems to be having an afternoon jog from ruck to ruck. 
10. Lambie - Butchers anything he does. He will allways take the wrong option- and consistently push his outside players into the touchline. 
11. Mvovo - Allways reliable for the opposition to kick into his empty corner. If he does recover possession he will either knock it on or kick directly in touch and gain one metre.
12. Dejong- Utterly useless at Springbok level. A pretender that cant pass, or create space. He makes a good hangbag when attempting to make tackles. 
13. Venter- a placeholder that needs to be disposed of.
14. Combink- Too slow for a Springbok wing- and he can't turn around to defend
15. Jessie Kriel (a one season wonder- and that itself was limited). 
The team could feature a few changes after Wales- but I am quite satisfied this team could make it.

 A great assembly of twa*s.

 You forgot to mention the coach and his team of misfits guiding the Boks.
No matter how classy the boat, without a rudder it's doomed to float aimlessly until smashed on the rocks.
There is no team on the planet that could survive Coetzee and his stooges ... not even the All Blacks.
Everything he touches turns to sh!t. 

 CC. jou moer ... remember that you're supposed to be the happy chappy, your team nogal won .

Yep it's a complete disaster....not one of our current Boks would have mase our 2007 team.

 Hey blob ... jou ma!!!!!!!!!!!!
The team I cheered for did indeed win. It's a great day for the Bok fan.
Perhaps we'll see some changes now.

 What a load of rubbish - this is 2016 and not 2007.  
Was the team yesterday worse than the one that lost against Japan last year?   I am just comparing  the two and thinks there is not a lot different in the two cases.   However, the loosie factor is different.  

 well if they are better than the team that lost to Japan they will smash Wales next week won't they. After Japan they got out of the pool beat Wales and lost to the AB by ...2Remind me how much we lost to the AB's this year? Last year's team had passengers but every one of them had guts.

Well said BBF.