LOL!!!
LOL!!!
Shame, Draad...He made this before Pakie, so I think when most logged on, Pakie's thread was on top.
Must have been seconds apart as both threads have the same minute stamp on my side. It happens.
Yes, they were almost identical . . . but this says a lot about the Squeaky Toy.
I see both threads have started and I also see that ButtPlug has already replied on Pakie's thread so I join that one . . . a perfectly reasonable thing to do . . . and yet here's the Squeaky Toy a day later sticking his tongue out and having a snigger because my thread wasn't used.
Makes you wonder what kind of a life he has.
Calm down, he was only pulling your leg.
...and not in a nasty way.
I'm perfectly calm, ButtPlug. We all know what the Squeaky Toy was doing . . . and my point remains . . . what kind of a life does this sad loser live if that's the kind of thing that excites him and makes him laugh out loud?
Hmmm . . . then again, maybe you can identify . . .
Well at least no one commentated the game to themselves on separate threads unaware of each other like Plum and I did a while back with a Lions game.
Haha and I was totally oblivious throughout, Pakie.
At least you realised what was going on
Rooi, shut up.
You barely post unless it's to take the piss out of someone.
Pot!
Rooi, shut up.
Uh-Oh the Buttplug having a hissy fit again he really is an emotional wreck.
Rooi, Denise needs your help.
She just completely tripped herself up and had to try to lie her way out of it on the cricket thread.
The lowlife is putting in a little support for you here in the hopes that you'll reciprocate.
She needs you.
Is there a poster on this board more lacking in self-awareness than ButtPlug?
Yes, we all know that Ou Maaik is terminally stupid, Baboon-ou is hopelessly brainwashed, Moffie is a self-important braggart and Squeaky Toy is a self-righteous suck-up . . . but I suspect that all of the above mentioned secretly recognize their shortcomings even if none of them will ever admit it.
ButtPlug is different. He honestly has no idea what an attention-seeking and obsessive bore he is . . . no matter how many times he's told.
The fact that this dull-witted clown still opines on subjects where he's made such a fool of himself in the past gives you some idea how delusional he is.
Seek help, ButtPlug. Seriously.
LOL...you're a snide little poepol Rooi...I wasn't laughing at the thread with no responses, I was laughing at the way your snine comment in your OP backfired...I also laughed at your premature victory lap on Pakie's thread...but there's no mirth...only pity...I really pray you can get over yourself some day...must suck being such a d!ck all the time.
Ah, the OP. Well then Squeaky Toy, why don't you post a meaningful comment. When you saw those little fairy boys in their WP jerseys waggling their hips and camping it up, were you a bit embarrassed . . . or did you get a boner?
Peeper posts….Quisling likes…..both were thrashed by Plum at chess. Hilarious.
Want a game of chess, Moffie?
Nope…..how many games did Plum take off you?
No? For such a loudmouth you're sounding chicken.
For a loser, you are sounding like a loud mouth. Imagine calling the poster who thrashed you dull-witted. What does that make you, retarded?
You are sounding very keen for a game, Moffie . . . come on then, are you up for it?
Nope. Actually I’m asking you how many games you lost to Plum.
I think it was 2-0 to him.
Now, if you think chess is a measure of intelligence, let's have a game. Come on, Moffie. You're not chicken are you . . . I mean, you being so clever and all . . .
LMAO!
You never even won one game….hahaha….and you call him dim witted?
Case closed. That’s enough of a win for me Peeper. But perhaps if you asked Plum he’d agree to school you again.
Are you chicken because you know I'm a lot smarter than you, Moffie?
Is that it?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
Come on, chicken.
Moffie, here is the website where we play and where you can register in just a few minutes.
You're saying chess is a measure of intelligence and I'm saying I'm a lot smarter than you . . . so here's your big chance to prove me wrong . . . unless of course you're just a coward with a big mouth . . .
"Ah, the OP. Well then Squeaky Toy, why don't you post a meaningful comment. When you saw those little fairy boys in their WP jerseys waggling their hips and camping it up, were you a bit embarrassed . . . or did you get a boner?"
Like I said, I didn't watch the game...the fact that you notice these things are actually more telling about you...LOL
Moffie? You still there?
LMAO!
The deep dive . . .
LMAO!
The deep . . .
. . . deep . . .
. . . dive!
The deep . . .
. . . deep . . .
. . . deep . . .
. . . dive!!
The best is, old Denise is all up on the other thread claiming that I'm lucky I never played against her cos she'd have thrashed me...
Here is her post from back then, cowarding her way out of it.
Meanwhile I just accepted to play whatever format the other guys wanted.
Denise in all her cowardice...
""What a stupid format to play chess on".
Exactly right. It's called "Lightning Chess" in Chess speak......Bozo. Thought you'd know that but from all accounts it's your first go at it mmmmm. You now understand it takes getting used to because not only do you play the person across from you but you're also playing the clock. Lightning Chess is not the recognized format of Chess championships. For the uniniated it's like 20/20 Cricket in comparison to Test cricket and we all know that Test cricket rules supreme and 20/20 is frowned upon. Koosie it seems plays the abreviated version of Chess on a monotonous basis ......I don't.
So you got suckered by Koosie and if that's not enough you even went as far as thanking him.....then again he is your Alter Ego. Hilariously dumb.
The way you normally play is standard practice and allows for various time zones and in the interest of familiarity is the format you should have chosen. The format should have been up for negotiation not arbitrarily decided. What's with the rush anyway? And just to labour the point that's how the World Chess Championships is played. To be exact, it's 40 moves in the first 1.5hours and then if still undecided it's 20 moves within the next 30 minutes. Well that was the format back in the day.
Didn't you hear Clint Eastwood say "A man's got know his limitations"?
Once again I've given you the heads up, could have warned you a bit earlier but because of our history I decided to watch from the sidelines and watch the laughable inevitable play out.
So, I hope you now understand why I won't be led by the nose into something I don't like, I said I hope you understand, I doubt it, that's why there's winners and losers and you are a loser.....and I'm not a coward.
But hey, you keep singing that song.......that's the way you roll.....I thank you for the laugh.
ps I see Koosie has suggested and even shorter 5/5 minute games next time round."
And then here is me, after begging her to join us...
"Ja okaaaaaaaaaaay Denny.
Thanks for the support boet.
Rooi never suckered anybody. I asked for a format to be suggested and CC himself also said he didn't have much patience.
Willing to put money on the fact that Rooi would happily play another format as well.
Nobody got suckered here and it's been completely amicable.
This was your idea and we carried it through.
You were welcome at any point to give your recommendation as to the game length and since the majority were on the fence...we'd probably have gone along with your suggestion.
Try to be a bit positive guy. Geez."
Now tell me Denise isn't the biggest coward on this site.
An absolute weasel.
Now, Rooi...
It was your Queen, Denise's, idea.
We arranged it, and she pee'd herself and ran away.
Moz never said he wanted to play chess.
Denise did, but ran.
Care to comment on who the coward with the big mouth is?
Cos, Rooi...this was your opinion back then of Queen Denise running away and refusing to play because she thought you were scamming her hahahaha
"Dense is just a weak, gutless little coward so ignore all his accusations and sputtering excuses. He's such a craven coward that to this day he won't admit that I smashed him 4.5 to 1.5 in our last series of games or that I drilled him 5-0 when we first played live games on Yahoo . . . but if Dense summons up the courage to join us in blitz games or normal daily games, I'll play him too."
This coward thing with Denise, it ain't a new thing.
And no wonder, Rooi hammered her previously.
Whahahahaha!
Of course it all culminated in...
"Plum wins the tournament without dropping a single point.
Well done Plum!"
;)
Well luckily I suck at chess otherwise I would have kicked all your asses.
Netso Pakie...sê hulle!
Peeper posts….Quisling likes…..both were thrashed by Plum at chess. Hilarious.
How is it that I was supposedly thrashed by Plum even though we've never played against each other???
Clearly says so on this blog.
Care to withdraw your comment Mozart?
Okay I remember Peeper thrashed Quisling and in turn was thrashed by Plum. Eina!
I withdraw my comment. You never lost to Plum. You lost to the guy who lost to Plum.
Feel better?
No Moffie it really doesn't make me feel better, matter of fact I don't really care whether you do or don't.......in the meantime GFY.
I want to know the truth here...
"He's such a craven coward that to this day he won't admit that I smashed him 4.5 to 1.5 in our last series of games or that I drilled him 5-0 when we first played live games on Yahoo"
So, Denise...did Rooi beat you by those numbers?
Damn, 5 - 0?
I mean, even if you're average, you'd have gotten a win...something?
Was it 5 - 0?
Poor old Quisling….totally lost without any moral compass.
I want to know the truth here...
There's a laugh....the truth huh?.........you can't handle the truth.
Here let me start you off...... is Reesa(sic) a World Class player?
No ducking, diving or deflecting......and I promise to answer your question.
Denise would rather my opinion on Reezer than relay the truth of an event.
Okay, yes, Reezer is still world class.
Your turn...was it 5 - 0?
Gonna girl up and tell us..?
The deep dive.
Reesa(sic), white ball specialist, well kinda, only plays T20 for the Proteas, is not part of the Protea ODI squad, has never played Test cricket for South Africa, has never played in the IPL, no franchise wants him, can't lock in a contract to play T20 in the numerous competitions around the world.........is World Class????
Perhaps I'm missing something here......on what basis is he World Class?
We really do love each other on here
Bet it would be so different if we were all in a pub together
Denise would rather my opinion on Reezer than relay the truth of an event.
It's Reeza you dumb drol. Geez he's your World Class hero and you can't even spell his name!!!
Lol I started calling him Reezer, much like Moz calls AE Esterhozen, after you had a hissy fit about the spelling of his name. Go back to previous posts for evidence that I know how to spell his name.
Now, Denise....
I didn't see you answer the question that you said you would.
Was it 5 - 0?
...or are you gonna coward out of this one too?
We already know, even though you said you'd tell us, you're gonna use Reezer as a deflection after saying I was gonna deflect...though I provided you a direct answer immediately.
Come now, my girl, the 5 - 0 is a question that has a factual answer, and you know that answer.
It's a simple yes or no, was it 5 - 0?
Oh spineless one, did Rooi trounce you 5 times and did you not manage a single win in that series?
Hmmmm?
Hahahahahaha. Hilarious thread!
Dense Denise and poor Rooitwit taking a pasting as usual.
Doubtless wee Rooitwit was watching the Stormers game dancing up and down in his very tight pink tights!
Dense Denise thought he was a great chess player but Plum would annihilate to dope.
Now poor Rooitwit wants to regain some cred by playing Mozzie. Mozzie probably knows very little about chess so Rooitwit thinks he can make a name for himself beating a non chess player.
Hahahahaha it all smacks of extreme desperation.
Baboon-ou too stupid to understand what's going on.
Baboon-ou, your erstwhile hero - you know, the guy you used to fawn over and call "Dr Moz" - well, he's the one saying that chess prowess is a measure of intelligence, not me. Go back on the thread and see for yourself.
I'm the one telling Moffie - if that is the case (something only stupid people might believe) - to back up all his bragging over the years about his wonderful intelligence by having a game of chess with me.
Understand now? You still look confused, Baboon-ou.
Yes ButtPlug it was 7-0......is there a problem?
I started calling him Reezer, much like Moz calls AE Esterhozen, after you had a hissy fit about the spelling of his name
Oh so you copied your Master........stands to reason, I guess being so far up his arsehole he'll appreciate a good licking.
I'm the one telling Moffie - if that is the case (something only stupid people might believe) - to back up all his bragging over the years about his wonderful intelligence by having a game of chess with me.
Geez Rooi you're pushing it now, spin and bragging has never won a game of chess. Be nice if it extends into a challenge.
You still look confused, Baboon-ou.
Has he ever looked different? Brian N. has issues, he's bipolar, a nutjob.
I'm not asking if it was 7-0, Denise.
Don't fake own up.
Actually own up, and tell me if Rooi beat you 5-0.
And have you really been denying it all this time?
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Moz - Being good at chess requires intelligence.
Rooi - Then all intelligent people must be good at chess...just pick it up, and be instantly good.
Rooi, do you really not see the problem with your reasoning here? Like, not at all?
"Dense is just a weak, gutless little coward so ignore all his accusations and sputtering excuses. He's such a craven coward that to this day he won't admit that I smashed him 4.5 to 1.5 in our last series of games or that I drilled him 5-0 when we first played live games on Yahoo . . . but if Dense summons up the courage to join us in blitz games or normal daily games, I'll play him too."
She never summoned up the courage...
"Moz - Being good at chess requires intelligence."
Also, for the sake of easily misguided and dull-witted plodders like Moffie and Baboon-ou, why don't you repeat what you said to me after our game that bit about you spending a significant amount of time doing nothing but playing chess while I have never been more than an occasional player. That might add a bit of context . . . even if you'd rather pretend otherwise.
Oh Dearie Dearie me, so the throwaway about being a casual player was just BS.
I see.
Yes, Rooi...
That is what Moz is saying.
What's confusing you?
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Why do I need to repeat that I played a lot of chess in my early 20s? I openly said so on the chess thread? Everybody saw it. Would it make you feel better if I linked the thread? Moz, DA, CC, Beeno, Admit One, SB, Draad, Denise, yourself...you were all on that thread. I played my skills down a little before we matched and then came clean after our games. What's the problem?
I guess you're bitter that you got done in a by a touch of gamesmanship?
Or did you want me to big myself up before a move was made?
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Could one of you just answer, did Rooi thrash Denise 5-0 and did Denise deny it for years?
Seems weird to avoid answering something so basic...while trying to get me to repeat things that I have already said openly and which anybody could read.
Denise...you gonna girl up and actually provide an answer?
This thread is well on its way to getting more interaction than the actual game thread.
"This thread is well on its way to getting more interaction than the actual game thread."
"I guess you're bitter that you got done in a by a touch of gamesmanship?"
When Has Plum gloated about his win exactly…..all I can recall is you gloating about your win over Quisling. ‘Not the kind of person I’d want to play any game with to be honest”…..the old kettle black move.
Gloated….he was joking, in a post asking where you were. He never mentioned himself. It was completely innocuous.
You are just being dishonest again
RooiBalls is just looking for a way to avoid having to answer Denise's question for her...
We're still waiting, Tante...
Did Rooi thrash you 5-0 and did you deny it for years?
Huh, Deny-ise?
LMFAO!
""This thread is well on its way to getting more interaction than the actual game thread."
https://www.unitedrugby.com/match-centre/202401/united-rugby-championship/dhl-stormers-vs-hollywoodbets-sharks-2024-12-29/280932#tabs-stats
Ja Blob, ons moes verder wen met daai stats.
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Only in Cape Town do we get dancing boys before the game.
I guess they have to give the locals what the locals want.
Come on Sharks!