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Started by Beeno119 REPLIES4,109 VIEWS· 21 Dec 2013, 13:58
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
21 Dec 2013, 13:58
#1
21 Dec 2013, 13:58#1

No dont get excited kiwis is all part of a a novel training approach.


Pity we play the bulle as we dont want to rock their fragile confidence!

Ex Sport 


Cape Town - The Stormers used alternative methods of training as part of their pre-season preparations for next year's Super Rugby competition.

As part of team building and conditioning, the players had to catch some sheep and carry hay bales upon a visit to a nearby farm.

Coach Allister Coetzee said something different was needed to improve team spirit.

"Pre-season training is a tough part of the season, so we have mixed things up a bit - taking the players away from the HPC at least once a week and giving them activities at the beach, on a wine farm; it's all about making it more enjoyable," Coetzee told the Stormers' official website.

The Stormers squad are now on leave before reconvening on Tuesday, January 7, 2014.

It's called a "maintenance phase of conditioning" with the players still expected to keep themselves fit.

"The players that have been here training deserve this break over the festive season, but they will have to do a bit of work too and maintain their fitness during this period of active rest - as we also like to call it," said Coetzee.

The Stormers will play their first pre-season match against the Bulls in Polokwane on Saturday, February 1, followed by clashes against the Kings and Boland on successive weekends.

Their 2014 Super Rugby season kicks off against the Lions - in Johannesburg - on Saturday, February 22.

Stormers pre-season fixtures:

Saturday, February 1:
Bulls v Stormers, Peter Mokaba Stadium (Polokwane) - 17:00

Friday, February 7:
Kings v Stormers, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium (Port Elizabeth) - 19:00

Saturday, February 15:
Boland v Stormers, Boland Stadium (Wellington) - kick-off TBC

sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,297 posts
21 Dec 2013, 15:43
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21 Dec 2013, 15:43#2
 The New Zealand "fetch-her" forwards must be envious, some new babes!
CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
21 Dec 2013, 15:53
#3
21 Dec 2013, 15:53#3

Beeno


Seriously now - I did not know that some of the members on this site was at the exercise.    The sheep includes most members who sheepishly support all the rubbish spouted by Meyer and co.


Another similar article refer to De Jongh catching a sheep.   Beware - bearing in mind his defence this year - it was near to the only thing he in fact caught.   Same for next year - catching a sheep won't help.


Before his retirement Frans Malherbe's father was a wheat and sheep farmer - so Frans should know how to go about that one. 


  

JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
21 Dec 2013, 16:12
#4
21 Dec 2013, 16:12#4
Talk about losing the plot, lol last time I checked there weren't sheep running around nor hay bales lying around in the rugby field. Poor weeee stormers know the sharks have their number & are really loosing it. 
FO
ForeverArizonaClub Pro580 posts
21 Dec 2013, 17:08
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21 Dec 2013, 17:08#5
 Long time ago I was dating girl called Micky.Just to give some background,I attened Maritzburg College and she was in Voortrekker Hoerskool lol.Anyway,her uncle has a farm in LadySmit and it was right next door to Henry Honiball's farm.I was a big fan of the man and he used to train trying to catch and tackle sheep...and that is no lie.I saw it with my own eyes.
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
21 Dec 2013, 18:15
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21 Dec 2013, 18:15#6
 Stormer's new training methods:


You have our full support
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
21 Dec 2013, 19:04
#7
21 Dec 2013, 19:04#7
 Honiball was the best tackling flyhalf I've seen. I note ou JW getting all excited! Narurally we expected kiwi support on this matter
CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
21 Dec 2013, 19:36
#8
21 Dec 2013, 19:36#8

 Beeno


Somebody should tell BS Coetzee that catching pigs is far more difficult - so that would be a real test.   Sheep the should leave to the lovers of  New Zealand and Australia.

WA
WardadPro6,663 posts
21 Dec 2013, 19:42
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21 Dec 2013, 19:42#9
 Stormers now sporting sprigs on gumboots for to pop their new girlfrends hooves down !
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
21 Dec 2013, 22:20
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21 Dec 2013, 22:20#10
News Update: Stormers 0 Sheep 10, Coetzee Protests!

In a surprising turn of events coach Allister Coetzee  announced he is abandoning his team’s strategy of training with sheep after the sheep beat the Stormers 10 to 0 in their first encounter.


The coach added “thankfully the sheep had a terrible kicking game or it would have been worse, but I was proud of our boys, they put up a good fight”. He added sheepishly:  “I suspect that they were NZ sheep so I am filing a complaint with the SARU”.


Coetzee explained that he is not giving up on his creative approach to training & now planned to have the team train with butterflies.


Visualization provided for those that need it:

 

       


 

JW bringing fact-based reporting to fair-minded people


PS But surely the Stormers beat the hay bales

sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,297 posts
21 Dec 2013, 23:48
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21 Dec 2013, 23:48#11
 Good one Just_win.  Coetzee got outfoxed by the sheep.
DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
22 Dec 2013, 02:10
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22 Dec 2013, 02:10#12
 To my kiwi friends. When the Stormers catch a sheep,  they put it back in the pen, they don't shagg it like you lot.
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
22 Dec 2013, 02:47
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22 Dec 2013, 02:47#13
DbDraad: according to eye witness & documented reports the Stormers were only putting the sheep back in the pen after some unsavory acts, lol
Stormers 0 Sheep 10

The kiwi said: I am horrified & Outraged 
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,297 posts
22 Dec 2013, 03:07
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22 Dec 2013, 03:07#14
 A NewZealand Oke said"






No Richie, No Richie, No

sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,297 posts
22 Dec 2013, 03:08
#15
22 Dec 2013, 03:08#15
cmon Kiwi's clean up your act, o k you are good at rugby but the other stuff really needs to be sorted out!
WA
WardadPro6,663 posts
22 Dec 2013, 03:41
#16
22 Dec 2013, 03:41#16
Hahhahaha good one JW ! What do you call a saffa with a hundred wives .........shepherd .....stormer....
HA
hakwaPro4,146 posts
22 Dec 2013, 16:07
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22 Dec 2013, 16:07#17

Interview with Rennehakwa: did you hear The Stormers are using alternative methods of training as part of their pre-season preparations for next year's Super Rugby competition?
Renne: were the players forced into foxholes/icey rivers while the NZ National Anthem was being played via loud speakers?
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
22 Dec 2013, 16:45
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22 Dec 2013, 16:45#18
Hakwa: your post got screwed up, we can't read the whole thing. Suspense is building  - I am sure our Stormers supporters  are anxious to read it 
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,297 posts
22 Dec 2013, 22:24
#19
22 Dec 2013, 22:24#19
  AllBlacks practicing the shager
HA
hakwaPro4,146 posts
23 Dec 2013, 01:49
#20
23 Dec 2013, 01:49#20
 
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