Stormers vs Zebre URC 2025 R4

Stormers mauling themselves away from the line. Another conference. This is like watching lime green paint dry.

If the Italians fought this hard in WW2 we'd be speaking German right now. Heroic stuff by the Pizza Boys.

But they're on a warning.

Zulu scores

Zulu does it again, kid is having a purple patch year.

Maul fails again but Zulu gets over at first receiver from the ruck.

I would be in favor of being allowed to take down the maul….what a waste of time just give it to Sacha.

If the Italians fought this hard in WW2 we'd be speaking German right now.

lol

If the Italians fought this hard in WW2 we'd be speaking German right now.

lol

Individual player, but he makes points, huh Paks?

Ja he does.

Actually, they speak some version of German in northern Italy and can't cook pasta for shit

Gelant with a 1m touch finder.

Ali vermaak, actually playing the best rugby if his life

It's that fascist pasta Blobbie is so afraid of.

Anyone been to Italy, love that place

Zeb's handling lets them down as the space opens.

Spent a lot of time in Milan

Nope, never been.

Nice defence by the Stompies there

Sacha casually clearing 50m off the penalty

Commentators finding the game fascinating. They sound Irish so we'll blame the lack of World Cup semi final and final exposure.

Stompies gaining lots of momentum now. Everything going their way.

Gonna be a tough rest of the game for Zebre

...as Zulu slices through and launches a running chip off of his left foot.

Zulu again does it all himself. You barely need the other backs. Kick almost worked for Ungerer.

LOL Pakie

We have to find a way to build our game around Sacha, for starters the inside center needs to be faster than a tractor in donkey low.

More warnings for the Mafia boss

Damn there's some bass thumping going on in the background there. I thought for a second it was something local over here.

We have to find a way to build our game around Sacha, for starters the inside center needs to be faster than a tractor in donkey low.

Yeah whoever's around him is going to have to be switched on and zippy.

Agreed Moz, we've never had a tip of the spear like this like him.

Zulu boy make Gelant look like a legend

And as we say that...Sacha puts Galant in

Nice little play by the Stormers, Zulu with a fine pass to Gelant who for once doesn't drop it.

See Plum Gelant is brilliant

What's even the score, I haven't paid attention. 24-7.

Gelant might be promoted to Dave's world beating Bok C side now.

He's defos a Bok, Moz.

I mean, he caught ball

We're such bitches, but it is funny though haha

Zeb sick of waiting for Gelant to throw them another bone so they go for posts to get some gawd dayum points on the board.

I'd yank Sacha now though.

He's had a good night and the game's in the bag. Nothing more to prove. Job done.

Willemse dancing into a jackal, penalty Zeb.