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Such incredible imaginations on this honorary panel !

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06 May 2013, 17:12
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06 May 2013, 17:12#1

 

Saffex…Saffa ex-pat living in Suffolk England.   Clevermike…Real name Michael but has a humble outlook of himself   Beeno…Either a has been or experienced dude…been there and done it…lol. Or else sees himself as a child’s comic…Beano and is a fan of Biffo the Bear or Desperate Dan…the cowpie man.   Moolaa…A Bin Laden fan?   Bok a logic…Dreams of being a Springbok selector?   Carpet Muncher…Loves carpets for whatever reason one can imagine…a stroke seeker.   Reds…Obviously a Queenslander…not very imaginative but that’s not his fault…the lack thereof is certainly not rare down under…after all what can one expect from trench diggers and shackle rattlers.   Sasuke…No idea but I suspect it has something to do with some strange cult in the Pacific Islands…a neo Jap/Maori?   Allblackandandblue…Obviously a Kiwi who supports the Blues…like Reds not very imaginative.   Rooinek…An intellectual redneck who has come up the hard way…has no sympathy for those privileged boys that were fortunately born with a silver spoon in their mouths.   Nuke free Kiwi…a virus from NZ.   Sebastienchabal…an ex Les Bleus player…now playing club rugby with that pie-eating fat scrum-half from WP and left SA because he is wanted on drunken driving charges in Bellville.    
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06 May 2013, 20:53
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06 May 2013, 20:53#2

@sebastianchabal,

neo jap maori, WTF??? o_O

like les bleu v All Blacks in RWC finals, ur 0 from 2 buddy, LMAO, :oP

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Saffolk
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
07 May 2013, 02:18
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07 May 2013, 02:18#3

 The ex-pat has nothing to do with it

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07 May 2013, 09:34
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07 May 2013, 09:34#4

 

@ Sasuke...sorry mate, I said no idea...I do not watch the childrens programs on TV or read comic books like you and Beeno do...lol. I passed my childhood eons ago although I might be approaching my second one soon like Old Maaik whose beaten me at the post. Incidentally I thought that fine people the Maori's had Nippon origins...hence their slit eyes but since read people from Taiwan set out in seven big canoes and crossed the seas several hundreds of years ago...they landed on the islands...the island people welcomed the attractive sheilahs but the men ended up in a stew ala human...lol. Nobody really knows but sounds feasible...like Sebastien Chabal loves to have wee AB's for after dinner snacks. Neo means in this context.... ·  Neo (comic species), a fictional race of superhumans @ Saffex....sorry mate, I thought you had renounced your allegiance to the Rainbow land which Israel "Iz" Ka'ino'i Kamakawiwo'ole sings about...should have been a prop not a singer by the looks of him...a lesson to both Francois Steyn and Ricardo Januarie and maybe Fattex if they do not cut down on the pies.
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07 May 2013, 09:47
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07 May 2013, 09:47#5

 Seb, the ABs have Bin Laden with trophies lately so you are correct.

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
07 May 2013, 10:00
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07 May 2013, 10:00#6

Seb

Excellent stuff - most enjoyable.   Just another remark.  My family has the nasty habit of overstaying their presence on terra cotta.   They all die at a very high age - there is a cousin of my father still alive and kicking at 108 years of age.   So I have another 30 years to go before becoming senile - if averages count for anything.   

Just think of me in 30 years time still giving Saffex uphill - what a lark. 

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Beeno1
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
07 May 2013, 11:04
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07 May 2013, 11:04#7

Seb stick to the experienced dude part and forget the rest. Suave is a word that you could have used.

If describing ou rooitwit it might have been saurian!

As to the longlevity of ou maaaikies clan and the prospects of 30 years of snapster and ou maaaikie going at it.

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Rooinek
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
07 May 2013, 11:11
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07 May 2013, 11:11#8

Baboon-ou = "suave"?

 

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha! That is too funny!

 

Probably the last adjective that would come to mind when describing the most naive and bungling idiot on this board.

 

"Suave" . . . pffffffffffffffffffffhahahahahahahahaha! Talk about lacking in self-awareness!

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Rooinek
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
07 May 2013, 11:15
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07 May 2013, 11:15#9

Ou Maaik, when you say your family has "the nasty habit of overstaying their presence on terra cotta", are you saying that they spend too long standing on earthenware ceramics . . . or did you mean "terra firma"?

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Beeno1
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07 May 2013, 11:17
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07 May 2013, 11:17#10

rooitwit why am I not surprised at you reaction. Well its precisely because I am so suave - I expected it ! Bwhahahaha

However you make no comment about the suitability of the word "saurian" to describe you. I thought it an excellent choice!

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Rooinek
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07 May 2013, 11:22
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07 May 2013, 11:22#11

Baboon-ou, the most appropriate words to describe me right now are "bent over double with laughter".

 

"Suave"! That is a keeper!

 

ROTFLMAO!

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Beeno1
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
07 May 2013, 11:29
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07 May 2013, 11:29#12

Glad to be of service.

Its amaxing how ou rooitwits 'mind" works!!  Mention the obvious and he collapsess in mirth.

Now about that word saurian rooitwt - you know what it means and hence how approriate it is?

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Saffolk
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07 May 2013, 12:42
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07 May 2013, 12:42#13

 Here we go sunshine. I used to live in Essex

 

I am a Saffa who lived in Essex, hence Saffex........I should now change it to Saffolk, given I now live in Suffolk!!

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07 May 2013, 15:27
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07 May 2013, 15:27#14

Somewhat sad (yet happy) and somewhat funny...Jannie and Beast's job would have been on the line if Iz was born here in Saffaland...and "over the rainbow" could have replaced appropriately "Nkosi Sikelel' iAfrika...lol

http://youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I

Please be warned Francois,Ricardo and Fattex...this could happen to you...the dangers of eating too many pies means you will not reach the age of old Maaik

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Saffolk
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07 May 2013, 15:32
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07 May 2013, 15:32#15

Seb can you send me some of that mary jane you smoke - pretty please

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generaltit
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07 May 2013, 15:48
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07 May 2013, 15:48#16

Mary Jane ! that's wrong...It's Captain Jack...listen to the this ol' number

 

http://youtu.be/-FK2Mnt5kHo

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